Friday Funnies

[TruHart1]

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

 

TruHart1

[+ Gar1eth]

 

Gman

[+ Truereview]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ByE6QRg_SUs/T1NbKWnXPxI/AAAAAAAADoc/45eeSq0cXRs/s1600/417612_371021416255589_139684209389312_1303966_1835904057_n.jpg

[+ Truereview]

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/0a/ce/9f/0ace9f50d708bc34c966891b002cb619.jpg

[+ Truereview]

[bigvalboy]

[+ FreshFluff]

I'm going to interpret jackjackjack's "Happy Sunday" sort of like the Hays Code: You can post about people doing bad things as long as they're caught and punished.

 

From Grindr:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/96adbebe3c34e5b1ba1b9909dc5cf875/tumblr_nooptv0IXC1ry0jmro1_250.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fe4122d3171cf68f3d228733bef50738/tumblr_nooptv0IXC1ry0jmro2_250.jpg

[+ Truereview]

I'm going to interpret jackjackjack's "Happy Sunday" sort of like the Hays Code: You can post about people doing bad things as long as they're caught and punished.

 

From Grindr:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/96adbebe3c34e5b1ba1b9909dc5cf875/tumblr_nooptv0IXC1ry0jmro1_250.jpg

http://41.media.tumblr.com/fe4122d3171cf68f3d228733bef50738/tumblr_nooptv0IXC1ry0jmro2_250.jpg

 

Easily explained. Twins separated at birth. Happens on the Internet all the time. Here is another example

http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Long_Lost_Twins.jpg

[+ Truereview]

[+ FreshFluff]

As someone who's intelligent in theory, I think this is great news.

http://s5.postimg.org/e6hrutpk7/Screen_Shot_2016_03_18_at_12_45_03_PM.png

 

"For men, apparently, having an intelligent girlfriend is like having a pet wolf — cool in theory, but not something you’d want in real life."

From this Medical Daily article

Edited March 20, 2016 by FreshFluff

[+ Truereview]

As someone who's intelligent in theory, I think this is great news.

http://s5.postimg.org/e6hrutpk7/Screen_Shot_2016_03_18_at_12_45_03_PM.png

Regardless of gender or orientation...

 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/209657/80462745.png

[AdamSmith]

Regardless of gender or orientation...

 

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/209657/80462745.png

Of course the one on the left could also contain a surge suppressor.

 

[+ Truereview]

Of course the one on the left could also contain a surge suppressor.

 

And they both could be accused of being power hungry...make no light of it...

[+ glennnn]

The one on the left is a switch hitter?

[+ Gar1eth]

http://onpasture.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/TheAgeofAsparagus.jpg

 

Gman

[AdamSmith]

a switch hitter?

 

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-05-2015/aAFoow.gif

 

[Kevin Slater]

A friend once described his car as post-asparagus yellow.

 

Kevin Slater

[AdamSmith]

A friend once described his car as post-asparagus yellow.

Synesthesia!

[+ azdr0710]

http://captainscratchy.com/comics/2012-10-17-mr-asparagus-sees-a-doctor.jpg

 

 

http://arnoldzwicky.s3.amazonaws.com/RhymesDespairagus.jpg

[+ azdr0710]

http://img.ifcdn.com/images/6e38d19cd1ca1c21659590e6146f918a33e3f6d69264f8d2529bf1251e7b98a9_1.jpg

[+ azdr0710]

[AdamSmith]

Now I must dig out a parody I started writing in high school...

http://famouspoetsandpoems.com/pictures/john_milton.jpg

Asparagus Lost

[Kevin Slater]

I just wanted to point out that this thread, started by Jackhammer in August 2010, has now reached 100 pages. I can think of worse tributes.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Oliver]

I just wanted to point out that this thread, started by Jackhammer in August 2010, has now reached 100 pages. I can think of worse tributes.

 

Kevin Slater

He is loving it! Thank you, Kevin, on behalf of my dear friend.