Friday Funnies

[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

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[AdamSmith]

Sorry!

 

 

(Except possibly Rhode Island. )

[+ Oliver]

"The turkey and all the fixins were delicious," Tom said thankfully.

[Zman]

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[rvwnsd]

[+ azdr0710]

we can finally put this to bed....no more jokes...no more waiting......Congratulations Cubs!!

 

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[rvwnsd]

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[rvwnsd]

[TruHart1]

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TruHart1

[TruHart1]

 

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[TruHart1]

AAAARGH, MATEY!!!

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

Some arch perspective humor?

 

TruHart1

[TruHart1]

This must be Glinda the Good's Doggie!

 

TruHart1

[+ Gar1eth]

I was of two minds about posting this. If it's offensive, I apologize.

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=595056904000330

 

Gman

[+ Gar1eth]

Sorry!

 

 

(Except possibly Rhode Island. )

 

Is this referring to Bridgegate?

 

Gman

[AdamSmith]

Is this referring to Bridgegate?

 

Gman

NO! Or, rather, YES!

 

Which is only to say: To anyone who has lived in the Northeast (even Rhode Island ), the ultimate laugh line to any joke is New Jersey!

[Guest]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=595056904000330

 

I don't see why this is funny. It's just a fat, foul-mouthed vegan going off on omnivores. It always amazes me how vegans are often so fat. All those carbs seem to make them prone to diabetes, too. One of my colleagues used to be vegetarian until he developed diabetes. He went back to an omnivorous diet and his sugars came back down to normal without needing medication.

[+ Gar1eth]

I don't see why this is funny. It's just a fat, foul-mouthed vegan going off on omnivores. It always amazes me how vegans are often so fat. All those carbs seem to make them prone to diabetes, too. One of my colleagues used to be vegetarian until he developed diabetes. He went back to an omnivorous diet and his sugars came back down to normal without needing medication.

 

Oh-see I thought it was a parody of vegans. It was so over the top. If it's real then, I'm mortified and must apologize.

 

Gman

[MsGuy]

If it's real, it's even funnier.

[AdamSmith]

I was of two minds about posting this. If it's offensive, I apologize.

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=595056904000330

 

Gman

LMMFAO

 

That was Funny As Fuck.

 

And dead-on accurate and Swiftianly serious in deploying appropriately and commensurately offensive social satire against how the poultry industry's routine practices torture its living products throughout their sad lives.

 

Part of the multifaceted joke was to say: "Look, can you believe? The poultry industry's depraved practices even give vegans a legitimate moral high ground. Could there be any more definitive proof?"

Edited November 9, 2016 by AdamSmith