+ Gar1eth Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I remember them. I doubt they're sold anymore. http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/85/e7/e5/85e7e5a0203969b2cfa902037ffd3fdb.jpg http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server5500/c7aff/products/524/images/1684/hot_dig_fig_bagel__40012.1414588440.1280.1280.jpg?c=2 Now they just advertise this using their Crescent Rolls Dough. Gman Nvr2Thick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 When strangers are rudely staring: TruHart1 bigvalboy, Zman and Rod Hagen 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I'll drink to this!!! TruHart1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 (edited) Now they just advertise this using their Crescent Rolls Dough. Gman This reminds of my high school best friend who was Jewish telling how his aunt fainted at his bris when she saw them serve pigs-in-blankets. Edited May 6, 2016 by AdamSmith Lookin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 This reminds of my high school best friend who was Jewish telling how his aunt fainted at his bris when she saw them serve pigs-in-blankets. Serving pork at a bris? Not exactly kosher, is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 This reminds of my high school best friend who was Jewish telling how his aunt fainted at his bris when she saw them serve pigs-in-blankets. Serving pork at a bris? Not exactly kosher, is it? Gman + quoththeraven and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ WmClarke Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Anything for Leon's Custard http://i1305.photobucket.com/albums/s545/WmClarke/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsjyczmkrz.jpeg + DERRIK 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 + poolboy48220, Rod Hagen, + Gar1eth and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ poolboy48220 Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 I work with a number of these people. "oh, I didn't pay attention to that" is one's refrain. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 (edited) I work with a number of these people. "oh, I didn't pay attention to that" is one's refrain. Likewise. I right now have a subcontractor who apparently thinks I hired her to do the 90% of the job that is easy, and leave the 10% hard part for me to finish. Edited May 7, 2016 by AdamSmith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 Zman, + Gar1eth, Lookin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 7, 2016 Share Posted May 7, 2016 + WmClarke and + Gar1eth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Gman I guess that would make it "steers in a blanket"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sam.fitzpatrick Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 At my nephew's college graduation today, those in the over-50 group were comparing various joint surgeries, to which one aunt leaned over to graduate and said, "when you get old, all you talk about is your body parts." Without missing a beat, my nephew said, "that's all college kids talk about, too. It's just different body parts." + honcho, Lookin, + Oliver and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 http://imgc-cn.artprintimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/87/8763/8S2T300Z/posters/j-c-duffy-a-man-receives-a-note-from-under-the-closet-door-new-yorker-cartoon.jpg Gman + sam.fitzpatrick, + quoththeraven, + honcho and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ glennnn Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 Time for some Sunday limericks. You've probably heard them all. Thes are some of my favs. There was young man from Alsace Whose balls were made out of brass. He banged 'em together And played, "Stormy Weather", While lightning shot out of his ass. I knew a young man from Knizes, Whose nuts came in two different sizes. The left was so small, It hardly mattered at all, But the right was quite large and won prizes! A horny young man from Adair Butt-fucked his friend on the stair. When the bannister broke He quickened his stroke, And finished him off in the air. A lesbian who lived in Khartoum Took a gay boy up to her room. They argued all night Over who had the right To do which, and with what, and to whom. Anyone else care to share?? + DERRIK and AdamSmith 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 8, 2016 Share Posted May 8, 2016 ...Who stuffed his ass With broken glass And circumcised the vicar! From a niche in the Church of St. Giles Came a scream that resounded for miles. 'Oh, my goodness gracious!' Cried Father Ignatius. 'How was I to know the bishop had piles?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 (edited) I found it!!! http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/1/17172/1074014-haystack.jpg Gman Edited May 9, 2016 by Gar1eth AdamSmith, + Oliver, + honcho and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Gman + glennnn, + Keith30309, Rod Hagen and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 + quoththeraven 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 http://m.likesuccess.com/quotes/2/81651.png + Oliver, Lookin, + Gar1eth and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ tristanbaldwin Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Tristan Baldwin, if you EVER make it to Detroit, this is happening... LOL! Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike carey Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Lookin, + Gar1eth, AdamSmith and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallahadesquire Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Time for some Sunday limericks. You've probably heard them all. Thes are some of my favs. There was young man from Alsace Whose balls were made out of brass. He banged 'em together And played, "Stormy Weather", While lightning shot out of his ass. I knew a young man from Knizes, Whose nuts came in two different sizes. The left was so small, It hardly mattered at all, But the right was quite large and won prizes! A horny young man from Adair Butt-fucked his friend on the stair. When the bannister broke He quickened his stroke, And finished him off in the air. A lesbian who lived in Khartoum Took a gay boy up to her room. They argued all night Over who had the right To do which, and with what, and to whom. Anyone else care to share?? ...Who stuffed his ass With broken glass And circumcised the vicar! From a niche in the Church of St. Giles Came a scream that resounded for miles. 'Oh, my goodness gracious!' Cried Father Ignatius. 'How was I to know the bishop had piles?' There was a young scholar at Kings, Whose mind was on Secular things-- His secret Desire Was a boy in the Choir Whose ass was like Jelly on Springs. {repeat from a couple of years ago} There is a young scholar named Sims, Who hums (it is said) when he Rims: A Spectacular Ass Gets the B-minor Mass; The rest just get Anglican Hymns. {and more recently} There was a young woman of Chichester, Who made the Saints in the niches stir; One day at Matins Her breasts in white Satins Made the Bishop of Chichester's Britches stir. TruHart1, AdamSmith and Lookin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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