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15 great William Shakespeare insults which are better than swearing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/04/22/shakespeare-large_trans++qVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpg

 

1. Villain, I have done thy mother

2. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

3. Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!

4. Thou art a boil, a plague sore

5. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon

6. Would thou wouldst burst!

7. The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril

8. Poisonous bunch-backed toad!

Etc.: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/23/15-great-william-shakespeare-insults-which-are-better-than-swear/

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15 great William Shakespeare insults which are better than swearing

 

 

1. Villain, I have done thy mother

2. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

3. Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!

4. Thou art a boil, a plague sore

5. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon

6. Would thou wouldst burst!

7. The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril

8. Poisonous bunch-backed toad!

Etc.: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/23/15-great-william-shakespeare-insults-which-are-better-than-swear/

 

<Quietly tucks away his collection of "Yo mama so fat" jokes, dispirited, and slinks off to his study>

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