Friday Funnies

[Zman]

http://rlv.zcache.com/always_give_100_unless_youre_donating_blood_tee_shirt-rafbb63d354d44adb8cb6230e0844c566_f0yua_1024.jpg

[AdamSmith]

http://rlv.zcache.com/always_give_100_unless_youre_donating_blood_tee_shirt-rafbb63d354d44adb8cb6230e0844c566_f0yua_1024.jpg

[AdamSmith]

[+ glennnn]

 

Don't you want to know the story behind this photo? She and her environment look just like my sainted auntie and her house, BUT my sweet auntie would have recognized the "impropriety" of this photo immediately. Was this old duck unaware?

[AdamSmith]

15 great William Shakespeare insults which are better than swearing

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/news/2016/04/22/shakespeare-large_trans++qVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8.jpg

 

1. Villain, I have done thy mother

2. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

3. Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!

4. Thou art a boil, a plague sore

5. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon

6. Would thou wouldst burst!

7. The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril

8. Poisonous bunch-backed toad!

Etc.: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/23/15-great-william-shakespeare-insults-which-are-better-than-swear/

[+ Keith30309]

15 great William Shakespeare insults which are better than swearing

 

 

1. Villain, I have done thy mother

2. Thou elvish-mark'd, abortive, rooting hog!

3. Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish!

4. Thou art a boil, a plague sore

5. Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon

6. Would thou wouldst burst!

7. The rankest compound of villainous smell that ever offended nostril

8. Poisonous bunch-backed toad!

Etc.: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/23/15-great-william-shakespeare-insults-which-are-better-than-swear/

 

<Quietly tucks away his collection of "Yo mama so fat" jokes, dispirited, and slinks off to his study>

[UnstableAtom]

http://i.imgur.com/aiCgogH.jpg

You only had one job!

[AdamSmith]

[Zman]

http://originalmetalsigns.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/0/10533_cheese.jpg

 

http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/cheese.gif

[UnstableAtom]

http://i.imgur.com/6SKQTwH.jpg

[AdamSmith]

[Moondance]

[bigvalboy]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/41d9d76a71bfa451f8eb9007f89278ee/tumblr_nla43n9CJN1tv18ado1_500.jpg

[mike carey]

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153349482622282

[craigville beach]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153349482622282

 

nothing here

[geminibear]

Best septic pump truck ever

 

[geminibear]

http://i.imgur.com/f1PcdFm.png http://i.imgur.com/1nTaA4v.png http://i.imgur.com/xo0wHZp.png http://i.imgur.com/TZeq046.png http://i.imgur.com/lLcAe3D.png http://i.imgur.com/FzDLTLf.png http://i.imgur.com/OXeFgNI.png

[AdamSmith]

nothing here

Heavy video link -- may not load on a slow connection, or load very slowly.

[AdamSmith]

[AdamSmith]

http://www.divorcesource.com/images/humor1.jpg

[bigvalboy]

 

Social worker!!

[Lookin]

As we don't yet have an Automotive Forum, I'll post this here. http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0_tJjWHZOo

[MsGuy]

God damn it, Lookin, I've told you before: Don't encourage him!

 

And don't act like you don't know who I mean.