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Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing when Jesus says to Moses, "I want to do a miracle so we can feel like the good old days." Moses says "Yeah sure." He takes up his staff, strikes it on the surface of the lake, and the waters part. Moses strolls to the shore and back and climbs back into the boat.

 

Jesus gets up and says "I think I'll walk on the water, that was always a good one." Jesus walks over to the edge of the boat, steps into the water, and sinks like a stone. Moses drags Jesus back into the boat, revives him, and says "I think it's the holes in your feet!"

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http://orig09.deviantart.net/94b5/f/2007/095/0/6/happy_zombie_jesus_day_by_thedarb.jpg

 

http://www.stripersonline.com/surftalk/uploads/post-12713-0-03602500-1428245351.png

 

http://mattstone.blogs.com/photos/zombie_jesus_art/jesus_zombie_lulz.jpg

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