+ Gar1eth Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 http://giggag.selfemployed.netdna-cdn.com/thumbnails/201305/13685049971m.jpg Gman bigvalboy, MsGuy, + honcho and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigvalboy Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is. The Pope: "I am the pope." St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book." The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth." St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..." The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..." St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss." St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God. St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth." God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus) Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?" God and St. Peter explain the situation. Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow." Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing. Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists + Oliver, + WmClarke, AdamSmith and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 What's the deal with these words: TruHart1 + quoththeraven, Zman, + Oliver and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 What's the deal with these words: TruHart1 Why was there a CPA in the town I grew up in with the last name of SWINDLE? Gman + quoththeraven, AdamSmith, + Oliver and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 Those straight men seem so confused!!! TruHart1 AdamSmith, Zman, + Oliver and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201311_0751_fafad.jpg Gman + quoththeraven, AdamSmith, + Funguy and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zman Posted February 19, 2016 Share Posted February 19, 2016 http://www.mobilelikez.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image_url_1454374800.jpg http://www.mobilelikez.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image_url_1454374796.jpg http://www.mobilelikez.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/image_url_1454374785.jpg + honcho 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 http://giggag.selfemployed.netdna-cdn.com/thumbnails/201305/13685049971m.jpg Gman Should really be purple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Should really be purple. Someone was canoodling around. TruHart1, geminibear and + quoththeraven 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Someone was canoodling around. Most likely with Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Gman AdamSmith, + azdr0710, TruHart1 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Someone was canoodling around. Yes, so Gman informed me by PM. :oops: 'Twas not a factor my brain considered. AdamSmith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamSmith Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Yes, so Gman informed me by PM. :oops: 'Twas not a factor my brain considered. Their faces say it all. + quoththeraven and + Gar1eth 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Their faces say it all. True; wasn't looking at them, either. What can I say? It was a surprisingly tiring week. Having to get up early (for me) on Wednesday for a municipal court hearing on a ticket I got when my car was totaled (the ticket was dismissed but I had to pay court costs) did me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 True; wasn't looking at them, either. What can I say? It was a surprisingly tiring week. Having to get up early (for me) on Wednesday for a municipal court hearing on a ticket I got when my car was totaled (the ticket was dismissed but I had to pay court costs) did me in. Oh-I'm sorry you were in an accident. I hope you weren't hurt. Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Now you've got me curious. Why would you get a ticket when your car was totaled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Now you've got me curious. Why would you get a ticket when your car was totaled? Because I didn't have my insurance card with me. Oh-I'm sorry you were in an accident. I hope you weren't hurt. Gman I'm fine, thanks. It was mentioned in another less visible thread. TruHart1 and + honcho 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ honcho Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Now you've got me curious. Why would you get a ticket when your car was totaled? Well, obviously, I can't speak for QTR, but I can relate a somewhat parallel situation. Back in late may of 2011 (I think), my acura (bottom-of-the-line) integra was stolen, and a few days later, I was told the car had been found in Oakland with enough stuff missing from the engine compartment that it was not drivable. (And was subsquently totalled). Nonetheless, the Oakland police department had issued a citation for it being parked in a red zone, and I was responsible for the towing charges. The City of Oakland was gracious enough to dismiss the parking violation without my having to appear in court, unlike QTR's experience. [Does anybody remember when the really bad quake hit japan where the Tsunami wiped out a nuclear reactor? It stopped the importation of honda insights for about 6 months, and I snagged the last base model available in SF memorial day weekend of that year]. [ I "liked" her posting because I'm glad she wasn't injured] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ quoththeraven Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Well, obviously, I can't speak for QTR, but I can relate a somewhat parallel situation. Back in late may of 2011 (I think), my acura (bottom-of-the-line) integra was stolen, and a few days later, I was told the car had been found in Oakland with enough stuff missing from the engine compartment that it was not drivable. (And was subsquently totalled). Nonetheless, the Oakland police department had issued a citation for it being parked in a red zone, and I was responsible for the towing charges. The City of Oakland was gracious enough to dismiss the parking violation without my having to appear in court, unlike QTR's experience. [Does anybody remember when the really bad quake hit japan where the Tsunami wiped out a nuclear reactor? It stopped the importation of honda insights for about 6 months, and I snagged the last base model available in SF memorial day weekend of that year]. [ I "liked" her posting because I'm glad she wasn't injured] I had to appear in court twice. It could have been once but the judge made it clear my case would likely be heard and resolved last; the original appearance is more to sort out issues and prepare for the real hearing. This way I was there for two and a half hours total instead of all morning and most of the afternoon. The charge was dismissed but I had to pay court costs of $33, for which privilege I stood in line for ten or fifteen minutes. Maybe that's why I'm so tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ Gar1eth Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Because I didn't have my insurance card with me. Ahh so that's why they dismissed it (you have insurance) but had to pay court costs. Years ago in Houston-I was given a ticket for not having renewed my license plate. I had. But I needed to get a scraper to scrape off the old tags-hadn't done it at the time the policeman gave me a ticket. Probably the car was parked with me being away from it-or I could have shown the policeman I had the sticker in the glove box. So I had to go to court. I was late getting out of work and missed my trial by like 15 minutes. I was terrified I was going to be arrested. I hired a lawyer and explained the situation. We showed up at court a few days later. He went upfront and talked to someone-the DA or the judge-they dismissed the ticket. I don't remember having to pay court costs-only the attorney's fee. Maybe I did though. It happened 25 years ago. I've definitely forgotten a lot of the details. Gman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 The City of Oakland was gracious enough to dismiss the parking violation without my having to appear in court, unlike QTR's experience. Ah, I hear Oakland MD is lovely this time of year... http://townmapsusa.com/images/maps/map_of_oakland_md.jpg http://imgcdn.americantowns.com/img/uploads/photos/2010/2/23/img4b845ef52124f.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ honcho Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Ah, I hear Oakland MD is lovely this time of year... Apologies, I thought I had mentioned enough times living in the SF Bay Area that people would have understood that was Oakland CA. The photo you shared of Oakland MD was quite really quite picturesque; thank you + Gar1eth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TruHart1 Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Kind of a sweet video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4E7kEKeudQ TruHart1 Zman, + Gar1eth and Reluctant Daddy 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sincitymix Posted February 20, 2016 Share Posted February 20, 2016 Should really be purple. yellow+blue makes green + Gar1eth and + quoththeraven 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geminibear Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 + Oliver, + azdr0710, + Gar1eth and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+ sam.fitzpatrick Posted February 21, 2016 Share Posted February 21, 2016 Overhead at the gym today: "There must be something wrong with my DVR. I keep trying to record The Biggest Loser, but all I get are Kentucky basketball games." + Oliver, + Gar1eth, + WmClarke and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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