Bigger Dick or Bigger Brain

[foxy]

Things have been so serious here I thought I'd ask a silly question. What would you rather have, more inches down below or more cells upstairs? I think it's important that we all understand that wishing for more inches doesn't mean you have a little pecker anymore than wanting more brain power means you're stupid. It just means you want more. (Yeah, right)

[Will]

What's the matter with serious discussions? After all, nobody's hurling abuse at each other. On the contrary, there are a lot of really interesting things being said on various threads in these days. "Serious" doesn't mean "sad." Frankly, to me it's a whole lot more fun to read the posts on the Camille Paglia thread than a lot of the "lighter" stuff we get most of the time.

[+ Lucky]

I would like to have the cells upstairs telling me that I had more inches down there!

[taylorky]

oh no question with me BRAIN ...the brain helps you solve problems,the dick causes them.oh yea i spek from experiance on that one. jeesh i'm getting addicted to this board......

[Rick Munroe]

More inches down my throat. I don't need more brain cells; I'm already a smartass.

[+ Axiom2001]

Agreed!!!!!:-) I speak from experience (as you very well know), for I, unfortunately, have taken a lot of your responses far too seriously and have reacted. You corrected me. and I thank you, you "hot" wise acre!!!:-) :-) :9

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

it IS the size of the hammer ....

 

Well, given that no one has ever thrown me back in the water and said it was too small, one would think I should be happy with both the size of my equipment and my intelligence. However, since most humans use only a portion of the brain cells we are born with and lose most of them through lack of use than anything else, I would prefer, simply and purely for aesthetic reasons, to have a few more inches than a few more brain cells. Just think of how much more business I could have!!!!

 

I would, of course, as I already do, endevor to make more with the brain cells I have and to put them all to the very best possible use. For example, I could slip a few inside Mr. Munroe with my tongue....

[Rick Munroe]

RE: it IS the size of the hammer ....

 

>For example, I could slip a few inside

>Mr. Munroe with my tongue....

 

mmmmmmmmm Luckily, I'm very receptive :9

[Guest SeaGuy]

It took some thought and a bit of debate but I think I would have to say, knowing myself and my cock obsessed ways, I would prefer to have a bigger brain. This would I think make me a better person whereas a bigger dick, given how much I love big dicks, would just turn me into a self obsessed narcissist who does nothing but jack off in front of a mirror admiring my big gorgeous cock all day long thinking about the next tight round ass that I would plow and stuff with my humongous monster cock. In other words my life would revolve more than it does already around my cock. I'm not sure why, but this doesn't seem like too good a thing to happen.

[+ Lucky]

Well, luckily, you wouldn't have to jack off in front of the mirror alone....

[Guest Chazzz69]

No matter how big your dick is there is always a bigger one on somebody else.:+

 

Chazzz69

[Rick Munroe]

>No matter how big your dick is there is always a bigger one on somebody else.

 

Or in somebody else. Me, perhaps. :9

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

ME ME ME

 

What about YOUR needs, Rick darling?

 

I think when I slip some of these excess brain cells into that receptive recepticle of yours, I am also going to add a sliver of my homemade humble pie. With extra freshly whipped cream, of course....

[+ deej]

>No matter how big your dick is there is always a bigger one

>on somebody else.:+

 

No truer words were ever written.

 

For me, as a top, give me a good mind with a great sense of humor and a FABULOUS butt. (Rick Munroe? Paging Rick Munroe!)

 

If he has a great huge dick, I'll have fun with it. They make great handles as you lift him up and down on you. But it's the LAST criteria I'll use when hiring.