A Different Approach to a Meeting

[doitb4ugo]

With an impending first escort meeting approaching, I thought I would share an approach to this meeting that I think will work for me.

 

As a quiet, shy, reserved kind of guy, I was concerned with my ability to communicate effectively with my escort. I made a reservation very early on and the anticipation is killing me. To help me get through this waiting, I decided to view my meeting in a "business: kind of way. Having read in this forum about the business of being an escort, I thought I could approach being a client with the same modus operandi. Here goes:

 

With any good meeting, an agenda should be created and shared during the meeting so that all participants are on the "same page". I am in the process of preparing such an agenda document, breaking down our time into 10 minute intervals and describing what action items will be addressed in each time slot.

 

Secondly, to ensure a positive flow of good communication during the meeting, as the meeting chairman, I am preparing index cards with clever and useful prases that I will need to utter throughout the meeting. Thus ensuring that I do indeed get to articulate my thoughts should my introverted nature decide to "clam up" when I am finally with "him".

 

Ny guess is that if these tricks work at work, they should hold me in good stead for my "meeting".

 

Any thoughts or reactions to this very serious matter are much appreciated. Also any suggestions for witty banter for my index cards is sought.

[RickyDC]

Proper Attire

 

I agree with your approach.

 

You should inform the escort that you don't believe in dressing "business casual" for your important meeting.

 

He should of course wear a tie to your business meeting . . . yes . . a tie . . and nothing else.

[whipped guy]

Communicating ahead of time is a good thing, but...

 

Well... with any luck you and your "business partner" will click... and things will just flow so naturally that you will be able to toss out those index cards and tear up that agenda.

 

Actually, it is a good thing that you are going to communicate your thoughts and desires... and don't be shy about making your wants and needs perfectly clear. However, I have tried to "choreograph" scenes in my time... and it never seems to work... Ironically, as long as you are both on the same wavelength and there is a "meeting of the minds" so to speak... there will be a meeting of the bodies as well. It will be amazing how even the most introverted individual can be transformed given the right atmosphere...

 

Still, you might want to put some crib notes in the palm of you hand just in case... and that just might lead to some friendly banter... and then some!

[Lookin]

Sounds like a plan that will be comfortable for you, and that's important. After you've shared your agenda with the guy, you might consider letting him know that, if at any time during the meeting he would like to put his dick on the table or stick his ass up in the air for further review, you'll be flexible.

[NYTomcat]

OK doitb4. I think its a great idea. And why not let that escort come dressed for such a business meeting. I'd bet he will show you a thing or two you never thought you could do with a tie. Just one thing whipped said. Be prepared to toss you agenda. Often new business takes precedence over the scheduled agenda.

 

Plus I assure you your colleagues oral argument skill are very advanced and his agenda will be heard and felt. Further you don't want to be too anal although that can be fun too in such a conference. Be firm on your resolve. But don't keep your feet to firmly planted on the ground. But most of all be flexible. This will be a meeting to remember.

[whipped guy]

A tie...

 

I'd bet he will show you a thing or two you never thought you could do with a tie.

Being a casual kind of guy... I don't pack a tie... though a year or so ago one escort did ask if I had one in my suitcase. I am not sure what he had in mind, but I guess the other tools of the trade that I had were not quite enough for what he wanted to accomplish... perhaps I should bring one the next time we hook up!

[+ purplekow]

Doitb4ugo. Listen. Here is the agenda. He walks in the door. You take a deep breath and swallow hard. Then, you grab his ass and plant a deep wet one on him and I can assure you there will be many motions on the floor. At the end, take a deep breath and swallow hard (for completely different reasons than the first time).

 

Don't overthink this. It is just sex. You screw it up the first time, you get to do it again.

[uwsman2]

exactly so

 

Yeah, purple, you go girl....

Spontaneity is what it's about. And don't worry, if you seem uncertain and he's a well-reviewed pro, he'll take the lead. You don't need an agenda. The whole idea of an escort experience is that it should not feel like a business meeting....

Or are you just putting us all on???

[whipped guy]

Or are you just putting us all on???

Something tells me that doitb4ugo had his tongue firmly planted in his cheek when he wrote his original post.

 

God only knows where his tongue will be firmly planted during his session...???!!!

[Guest TBinCHI]

Well, if he's meeting with who I think he's meeting with, there is no question that item one on the agenda will be drop drawers, insert tongue. But, that's probably also items 2 - 10!!!

[justaguy]

Quite possibly somewhere near the South Pole. Many an expedition has gone there.

[NYTomcat]

Well, if he's meeting with who I think he's meeting with, there is no question that item one on the agenda will be drop drawers, insert tongue. But, that's probably also items 2 - 10!!!

 

Oh yeah I'd say you hit the mark on that one TB. Have the agenda but keep it tongue in cheek as you have been so wisely advised. Plus. Promise as much as we talk sex the experience will be an interpersonal one with asmuch physical and interpersonal interaction as you are comfortable with. I'm jealous but luckily only waiting a few days for my own expedition. Yeah justaguy my favorite trek. Have fun doitb4

 

From one x newbie to the latest

[+ nycman]

Don't overthink this. It is just sex. You screw it up the first time, you get to do it again.

 

This is my NEW favorite quote....lol

 

Thnx PK!

[+ glutes]

 

Any thoughts or reactions to this very serious matter are much appreciated. Also any suggestions for witty banter for my index cards is sought.

 

Forget the index cards...

 

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/video/politics/2010/02/08/lemon.palin.cheat.sheet.cnn.124x70.jpg

[doitb4ugo]

Meeting Adjourned

 

Forget the index cards...

 

 

 

With that said, I think it time to adjourn the meeting. It appears to be true that there is no substitute for experience.

 

I want to thank all of you for your advice, wit and good humor. I believe it's time to move onto the world of "Mergers & Acquisitions" or perhaps "Hostile Takeovers".

[NYTomcat]

M&A and Hostile Takeovers well now your in the world of the anti-trust lawyer right up my alley. I would definately suggest the following

 

1) a firm review of all ASSets before any merger;

 

2) Have a great assistant for Dicktation unless you are adept yourself;

 

3) Make sure the target of your takeover has a very appealing Bottom line;

 

4) Make sure to institute all prophelactic measures;

 

5) Remember it never hurts to grease a few palms or other things to get your transaction completed smoothly.

 

6)Practice your oral argument regularly

 

7)Make sure that you or your partner are on TOP of all matters

 

8)When your not certain of how to go make sure your versatile.

 

 

Following these few rules will assure positive dividends as well as asset protection for a long time to CUM.

[mickeym]

NYTomcat,

 

When you put it in that context, I think I would have paid more attention in my Business Law classes in college.

[whipped guy]

...Business Law...

Actually, when put in contest it is a career to consider for the next lifetime... and especially since I have made a resolution to get things absolutely right the next time around!

[doitb4ugo]

Time has come

 

Doitb4ugo. Listen. Here is the agenda. He walks in the door. You take a deep breath and swallow hard. Then, you grab his ass and plant a deep wet one on him and I can assure you there will be many motions on the floor. At the end, take a deep breath and swallow hard (for completely different reasons than the first time).

 

Don't overthink this. It is just sex. You screw it up the first time, you get to do it again.

 

I have had a number of weeks to prepare for my first meeting. It is now within sight...

 

Thanks to everyone here who has offered sage advice on my upcoming adventure. I have managed to keep myself sane during this time-period.

 

I realize that from the perspective of many of the members of this forum, I have made much to much of the whole thing. I agree in hindsight.

 

You'll be happy to know that I have tossed aside the agenda and index cards and am prepared to takes things as they cum.

 

Thanks for treating this newbie so well.

[+ purplekow]

Have fun Rich.

[NYTomcat]

Rich, Have a great time and you know how to reach me. Ill be around all day and checking in Just in Case. OK BTW I pm'd you what I promised.

[doitb4ugo]

Amen to That

 

This is my NEW favorite quote....lol

 

Thnx PK!

 

Don't overthink this. It is just sex. You screw it up the first time, you get to do it again.

 

Will work at making this my favorite quote as well.

[whipped guy]

It's just sex. You screw it up the first time, you get to do it again!

 

Forgive me for telling this… but PK's quote and doit's response reminded me of an old joke... where the wife complains to the husband about two things… the fact that he has a total obsession about always blowing his nose and the fact that he never lets her be on top during sex. After quite a while of having to put up with these two aggravations in their married life the wife finally asked the husband why he was so adamant regarding these two fixations. The husband’s response was that his father told him to do two things in life and if he did so would be assured of happiness and success. He said, “Son, always keep your nose clean, never screw up, and the world will be yours…”

 

Actually I think that screwing up is a rather good thing… plus as PK says you get to do it over… and over… and over again!!!

[+ purplekow]

Rich I hope this posting means that everything went well and that memos werent needed.

[Guest greatness]

how did it go?

 

Please tell tell... a very nosy poster here :o

 

Will work at making this my favorite quote as well.