What happened on your worst hire?

[dfw2sfo]

This could be instructive for newbies on what NOT to do. I'll start.

 

I've really only hired escorts a few times - erotic massage much more often. I was feeling that twinge so I found someone who was well reviewed, fit what I wanted so I contacted him.

 

Got there. He was about as hot as his pics but I could tell something was off. We go to get undressed and he sits on his white comforter. He tells me he just got back from Mexican food and margaritas. He stands up and leaves a brown stain on his comforter. He's embarassed, goes to clean up and, by this time he's at least drunk if not more.

 

Perhaps against my better judgment, we continue as I'm ok with not fucking or rimming him. He's clearly out of it, takes a while to get hard and finally does. He actually fucks me for a bit so I feel we're more on track. One of the reasons I've hired him is my boyfriend has erection/ejaculation problems and so we always rush to the finish line. I want to take this slow and do it in several positions. We try to change positions and he loses it. He tries to get hard again for a while but to no avail.

 

Well, it's over. I ask if he'll finger me which he does. I blow my load and he says I don't have to pay. I give him $40 "for his trouble" and that was that. Very disappointing. What was your worst?

[Guest zipperzone]

 

Got there. He was about as hot as his pics but I could tell something was off. We go to get undressed and he sits on his white comforter. He tells me he just got back from Mexican food and margaritas. He stands up and leaves a brown stain on his comforter. He's embarassed, goes to clean up and, by this time he's at least drunk if not more.

 

The brown stain on the comforter would do it for me - I'd be out of there like greased lightening.

[justaguy]

Ditto, ZZ.

[jawjateck]

It's easy to remember the bad ones. I hired a straight guy who bottomed for bucks. Good looking, decent massage guy, but not interactive at all (yeah I know, he's straight), adequate bottom, but not great at anything really. The downer was when he told me he had a girl he wanted to bang and asked to use my room in the morning "to do her" while I was away at a meeting. They were trying to keep the fucking discreet from other relationships they had going on at the time. He was shocked that I lost interest in him and declined his request. I paid for his time and sent him on his way. I learned not to hire straight guys, and I remain skeptical of guys who post as "bi". Lesson learned!

[+ azdr0710]

he says I don't have to pay. I give him $40 "for his trouble" and that was that.

 

dfw....that was actually very nice and forthright of your escort to refuse payment and nice of you to offer a little something...

 

for the newbies: always communicate beforehand all you want to say and know...try to be discreet, of course....if the escort is being cautious about who you are, understand that and don't mention $ in the "same sentence" as interaction talk....you may want to add the ol' "for your time only" phrase....

 

be friendly, courteous, respectful....

[Guest alanm]

My worst experiences were in 2000 with a now closed escort agency in New York called WOW.

 

My regular guy was sick, so they sent as escort who used the appointment as a quick stopping off point on his way to a much anticipated dinner party. He brought bags of foods and flowers for the party to my hotel room. We had sex (sort of), but his mind was obviously elsewhere, and he did not care when I called him on it because he was too busy looking at his watch.

 

A few months later I booked my regular for an overnight. What I did not know was that he was flying back from a busy week in Amsterdam that day. When the escort found out about the booking late that afternoon, he called me directly at the hotel to say that he was very tired from partying and the flight home, and could he please cancel. Of course, I agreed. When the agency realized that he called me directly, it fired him. I never used WOW after the second call from him that he had been fired (and worked out direct appointment from then on with him).

 

I understand these story are minor, but be thankful for more decent escort agencies now.

[EXPAT]

My only negative experience was picking someone up at Rounds in NYC (bar is since closed) and at the end of the evening, after he left, I noticed my walkmen was stolen, the rest of my cash out of my wallet was stolen, my portable cd player was stolen and my AMEX card was stolen. And I thought I was very observant.

 

I warned the manager of Rounds about him and he was banned from there. I never saw him again.

[+ Charlie]

I have had plenty of disappointing experiences (probably the majority of my hiring experiences, in fact). The worst were mostly in the days before the Internet, when I hired by calling guys from small print ads without pictures in publications like the Advocate pink pages. I remember two particular occasions when I didn't have much money to spare, and I made appointments with guys who described themselves as VGL, but when I arrived at their places, they were definitely not attractive to me, and probably to very few other gay men. In one case the guy was black (which he didn't mention in the ad) and very pleasant, but homely as sin; I didn't want him to feel that my rejection was racial, so I tried to go ahead with it, but I couldn't get hard (those were the days when I could pretty easily!), and after 15 minutes I had to to admit that the scene would not work, so I apologized and gave him half of his fee. In the other case, the guy seemed to me to be mentally retarded, living in grungy poverty, and physically pretty unappealing, yet it was clear that he thought he was attractive and was trying hard to be sexy. He was so pathetic that I felt sorry for him, and paid him his full fee, even though I couldn't get aroused--I never even undressed--because he was obviously aroused and had a powerful orgasm when I masturbated him. Nowadays, I hire only from Internet ads with plenty of info, including photos, and only after trying to check the guy out here.

 

The worst experience, however, was with someone I found fantastically sexy. I had seen his photos in mags, and had even seen him once on the ferry to Fire Island. When he advertised his availability in the Advocate, I made an appointment to go to his place, which was in my neighborhood. When I arrived, I suspected that he was stoned on something, but I didn't listen to my inner voice and leave. After we were naked in bed, he started to fuck me, while talking about his fantasies, which were so violent and grisly that I became too nervous to function. When I said I was ready to leave, he said that he wouldn't let me, and then I discovered that he had hidden my clothes. It took me an hour of very careful management to persuade him to give my my clothes and let me leave. In those days, there was no place where I could warn other potential clients about him. Several years later, another escort, who had known him well, told me that he was incarcerated in an institution for the criminally insane after seriously maiming a man who was probably one of his clients. In a strange sidenote, I later hired someone who looked a lot like him and turned out to be his younger brother (!), but he was much less scary.

[Guest greatness]

oh my

 

That's scary... I'm glad that you got out safe.

 

The worst experience, however, was with someone I found fantastically sexy. I had seen his photos in mags, and had even seen him once on the ferry to Fire Island. When he advertised his availability in the Advocate, I made an appointment to go to his place, which was in my neighborhood. When I arrived, I suspected that he was stoned on something, but I didn't listen to my inner voice and leave. After we were naked in bed, he started to fuck me, while talking about his fantasies, which were so violent and grisly that I became too nervous to function. When I said I was ready to leave, he said that he wouldn't let me, and then I discovered that he had hidden my clothes. It took me an hour of very careful management to persuade him to give my my clothes and let me leave. In those days, there was no place where I could warn other potential clients about him. Several years later, another escort, who had known him well, told me that he was incarcerated in an institution for the criminally insane after seriously maiming a man who was probably one of his clients. In a strange sidenote, I later hired someone who looked a lot like him and turned out to be his younger brother (!), but he was much less scary.

[seeker630]

Rip off

 

Years ago, I had 2 guys over (a couple). I laid the fee out on a table in the living room and we retired to the bedroom. Whne we were all naked, one of them said he could only use a specific lube, which he had left in the car, so he pulled on his jeans and wen to go get it. I had an odd feeling about that, but the other guy was very attentive to me and kept me distracted. After a few minutes, he suddenly jumped up from the bed, grabbed his clothes off the floor and ran naked out of the apartment. Needless to say, when I followed to the living room, the fee was gone too!

I always wondered if any of the neighbors saw anything, but it was late and the parking was near the building, so perhaps no one did.

But I did learn not leave the fee alone with any visitor.

[ted]

Two bad experiences, both in SFO strangely enough, and both predate Hooboy so were extremely early in my hiring, actually the second and third times I hired.

First, flew a BB up from LA for an overnight. Picked him up at the airport and back to the hotel about 4PM. He couldn;t get hard at all. Went to dinner at a very nice place where he drank about 2 gallons of coffee; back to the hotel and still couldn't get it up. Slept, tried to awaken him at 7AM for one last try but couldn't. Had to leave for the airport to catch my flight. Did leave the fee, but today I wouldn't or at least not all of it.

 

Second, took a dancer from xxxxx - not the Nob Hill, the pretty sleazy one down in the tenderloin - back to the room. Had a good time with him, but on the flight back home had this horrible burning sensation in my dick. After a hefty dose of antibiotics all was well, but Hooboy appeared soon after and was I ever grateful

[Kevin Slater]

In one case the guy was black (which he didn't mention in the ad)

 

The audacity! Did he fail to mention he was left handed too?

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Charlie]

I wouldn't care whether he was black--I have had sex with many attractive black men, including those I have hired who mentioned their race in their ads--but I was afraid that if I said that I didn't think he was good-looking at all, he would interpret that to mean that I was really rejecting him because of his race. I also feared that my disappointment had shown the moment he opened the door, and I didn't want him to think it was because I was surprised that he was black. (Frankly, most non-white escorts in the US do mention that fact in their ads, probably because they have had that unpleasant experience.) I've been sexually active for a very long time, so I have had enough experiences with black men who have angrily reacted with accusations of racial prejudice when I have turned them down, as though that were the only reason why I would do so. If he had been an unattractive white man, I probably would have just said that I was sorry, but his looks didn't appeal to me. Your attempt to turn me into an unconscious racist is not very appealing either.

[Kevin Slater]

Your attempt to turn me into a unconscious racist is not very appealing either.

 

I never care for folk putting words in my mouth.

 

Kevin Slater

[+ Charlie]

Then what was the point of your post?

[+ azdr0710]

In a strange sidenote, I later hired someone who looked a lot like him and turned out to be his younger brother (!), but he was much less scary.

 

 

Charlie: did you ask the younger brother about his older brother?...mention your incident with the older bro?....

[+ Charlie]

I told him only that I had hired his brother, not what had happened with him. I got the impression that he thought his brother was a little crazy. The little brother was straight, and had been introduced to escorting as a part-time job by the older brother, who was--or claimed to be--bisexual. When I asked the later escort, who told me about the older brother's incarceration, if he knew what happened to the younger brother, he said he had never met the younger brother, whom the older brother had described to him as not very attractive; in fact, he was better looking than the older brother, though not as buffed.

[Guest greatness]

oh my

 

Seeker, I'm glad that they didn't hurt you or anything. That's why I don't hire two people at a time.

[Guest Wetnwildbear]

Roleplay and Cash away!

 

I've had a few bad experiences with escorts two which come to mind are:

 

Agreed to meet an escort for a drink and then go back to my hotel room - very hot latino

 

man with a huge cock - he got back to the room stripped and we played for a few minutes

 

went to his bag and retrieved a syringe/needle and some white powder - and asked if I had

 

a metal spoon as he couldn't find his. I told him that his kind of party was unwelcome

 

and to get dressed - things started to get loud and pushy/shovey - I picked up the phone

 

and told the desk to call the police - He grabbed his clothes/drugs/paraphenalia and ran

 

out the door - Not before unsucessfully trying to grab the wallet out of my jeans.

 

I had actually called housekeeping where of course no one answered -

 

 

 

The other was a nice enough guy - attractive - hung who advertised that he was into

 

what I wanted to get into that night - He never got hard and had this nervous laugh every

 

minute or two that just destroyed any aspect of fantasy/rolepay etc. I had booked him for

 

the evening - but after an hour offered a prorated settlement and sent him on his way.

[josephga]

Seeker, I'm glad that they didn't hurt you or anything. That's why I don't hire two people at a time.

 

I Don't blame you. I use too get calls from guys asking if id take couples for massage. I told them I only allowed one at a time in my studio.

[Kevin Slater]

I'm sorry, I just re-read my post. I was being sarcastic and meaning the audacity was his for not mentioning his race. (The audacity of not telling us he was black!) I can see that one might read my post to mean the audacity was yours for mentioning it.

 

I found the implication that members of any race other than white should clarify that in their ads humorous. I didn't mean to imply racism nor do I believe you are a racist.

 

Kevin Slater

[Guest greatness]

Kevin

 

I didn't see it that way. I don't think you implied racism at all so no worries.

 

I'm sorry, I just re-read my post. I was being sarcastic and meaning the audacity was his for not mentioning his race. (The audacity of not telling us he was black!) I can see that one might read my post to mean the audacity was yours for mentioning it.

 

I found the implication that members of any race other than white should clarify that in their ads humorous. I didn't mean to imply racism nor do I believe you are a racist.

 

Kevin Slater

[MsGuy]

Kevin, darling, now it's you who protests too much.

[+ Charlie]

Kevin and I have kissed and made up; let's move on.

[Guest RyanCade]

the brown stain on the comforter would do it for me - i'd be out of there like greased lightening.

 

meeeeeeee tooooooooooo!!