Isn't anyone horny anymore around here?

[Rick Munroe]

There used to be all sorts of fun posts here about sucking cock, fucking, rimming, kissing (OK, I guess I authored a lot of 'em but there were responses!) but lately there's just too much bickering with no resolution or imparting of useful knowlege. I used to appreciate the nastiness & arguments when I could learn something but sometimes, recently, all I learn is that maybe I should stop reading it all. And it seems like when some guys start to flirt on here, they get chastised & told to do it in private. I say "fuck that." I'm hereby challenging all of you to start posting something sexy around here and the Regulations, etc., be damned. (I can just hear him now: "I never criticized anyone for sexy posts... blah blah blah..." Oh brother; hang it up already.)

 

Today is Gay Pride in NYC. I'd like to say that I'm extremely proud of what I do. Not showing my face in my ads has nothing to do with shame; it has to do with valuing my privacy. When I was starting out, I ran around telling everyone I knew, as well as people I was meeting for the first time ("I'm a prostitute!!") because I thought it was so bizarre/cool/weird/exciting that this formerly monogamous ex-honor student was a fucking whore for pay. But I soon realized that a lot of people in the gay community have a double standard about us: they can jerk off to our pics, fantasize about us, and hire us, but they'll be the first to make disparaging comments about us to their friends. So, I stopped shouting it from rooftops, altho I've never really put much weight on others' opinions of me, especially because I've always had the love and respect of my man Derek, and that's all I need. However, being a bit anal (ha ha) about my image, I hate the idea of someone having nude photos of me to do with what they wish; hence, faceless pics for me.

 

The sex is fun and immensely satisfying but what keeps me wanting to do what I do is the emotional satisfaction...the friendships...the love...and the times when I've been able to help someone who was suicidal or depressed or just lonely. Sounds like I have a huge ego but I know I'm not a god or a musclegod...just a guy who likes men, inside & out. And I do love you all...fellow escorts, clients I'll never meet, and my friend Hooboy, who has made dreams come true for so many of us.

 

Happy Gay Pride 365 days a year!

[+ deej]

It's Pride in Chicago today too. I just got back from the parade.

 

I see Daisy Dukes are back "in" this year. But honey, look in the mirror HONESTLY before going out in public with just those shorts. Some guys you just wonder "what was she THINKING???" :9

 

Same with sarongs. Guys with great butts & narrow waists can pull off that look, but honey there is such a thing as too much wiggle when you walk.

 

I bumped into two of my favorite escort friends and we spent the afternoon horsing around and dissing the crowd.

 

When I got home, I checked the queue to find a half-dozen messages exactly like you describe. What a mood-killer!

 

You'd think that after spending the afteroon surround by tons of eye candy, horsing around with two gorgeous boys, I'd be horny and raring to go. Not now.

 

But thank you, Rick. You brought a smile to my face. I'm glad to know I'm not the only one.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>I'm hereby challenging all of you to start

>posting something sexy around here and the Regulations,

>etc., be damned. (I can just hear him now: "I never

>criticized anyone for sexy posts... blah blah blah..." Oh

>brother; hang it up already.)

 

>So,I stopped shouting it from rooftops, altho I've never really

>put much weight on others' opinions of me,

 

That is a very important quality around here - you need a skin as thick as a rhinoceros to deflect the barbs thrown you way by those august members who value their own opinion above all. God it must be great to be infallible! :-)

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest msagget]

I'll second that emotion.

[Guest Les]

Hi Rick! :7

I've been in a foul and nasty mood all day...then I saw your post and it brought a smile to my face and lightened my mood.

Thanks... Happy Gay Pride to you and Derek.

In fact Happy Gay Pride to all you guys...even you sobs.

http://www.pinette.net/chris/flags/gay/gay-rnbw.gif

[marc anthony]

In a couple of days I embark on a month long journey that involves many new beautiful boys, and many old beautiful friends. Through this site I have met gorgeous boys with whom I have had sex just once (and it was memorable!), and I have met boys gorgeous inside and out whom I have an enduring friendship with (for the doubters these boys are "retired" but we still get together when I am their town or they are in mine).

 

When all is said and done, I think that was the purpose of setting up this site in the first place... and if you choose to, you can extract that value from it. I know I do.

 

20 boys in 20 days. I think that qualifies as horny! :9

[chrismac]

Rick - I reduced my visits to this site, and posting here exactly for the reasons you state. It just wasn't fun anymore - the humor had died. I began to spend all of my free posting time on the Muscleservice site as a result (it has seemed a much more good-humored and interesting place by comparison, even when arguments come up in the Open and Political forums there). Glad to see you're doing your best at resurecting some charm back into the forums.

 

For those who hire escorts, the reviews here are invaluable - but the nastiness, for me, became a waste of time for me, and it generally got me down. You, and many others have always been a bright spot here - but lately the positive messages have almost disappeared here.

 

Glad I checked in today to see this.

[KY_TOP]

"Isn't anyone horny anymore around hear?"

ABSOLUTELY!

And this horny guy turns 46 this week, so I am off to

Montreal this week to see what I can do about my Horny Problem.

 

Even though I admit I am in the middle of my mid-life crisis I have found the best solution to this time in my life is being horny and in the company of a sexy and horny escort.

[Guest JustStarting]

What a magnificent post--you start out in typical Munroe fashion bemoaning a lack of spice in recent postings, but the last paragraph is (at least to me) the most moving and inspirational post I've read here ever.

 

Thanks for both paragraphs and thanks for making this site so enjoyable.

[+ Axiom2001]

Thanks Les, Those colours are quite vibrant on my screen as well as those colours which were so proudly displayed in the flags in downtown San Francisco for the past month.

 

It's Gay Pride Day in SF, too! Do you know that Gay Pride Parades originated in the City by the Bay? I didn't know until yesterday when I heard it on the local news.

 

Since I had to work. Actually it was my choice. The job was via invitation; I could have said no-- I did not go to San Francisco this year to take in the festivities. ...have done it though on many an occasion.

 

P.S. Thanks Rick for your attempt in bringing about a semblance of spice to this site. As you stated-- it has been somewhat staid and stodgy lately. For the past two weeks, I have NOT particularly enjoyed reading the posted threads, except for my own and the responses received afterwards. Yes, I am the modest type, as you know or gleaned...AX

[Houston Bonfires]

Rick, Les, et al

 

Thanks for the kick in the ass to everyone. I, like many others was beginning to dread opening this site for fear of finding what I always found...tired, angry, unapologetic people determined to spread the doldrums to everyone else. For me it began on the Mssrs Munroe and Ross' West Coast swing and has never regained the fun and excitement that was here on a daily basis before.

I must admit that in regard to self-preservation I rarely ever posted here in fear of the onslaught that would follow. Now I feel energized and brave so fuck it all.

I saw gay cowboys "two step" down one of Houston's main streets last night in honor of the Gay Pride Parade and for one of the first times I felt the pride. In my office this afternoon one of my reportees stated that it took balls the size of grapefruit to have your picture on the front page of the Chronicle dancing with another man. Agree or disagree it sounded good to hear from a straight kid with merely an observation. Feels good to be who I am. I'm proud not only of myself but every person who posts here in this community. Even the dreary souls at Mame's banquet who are "starving to death".

Bravo Rick,,,Bravo Les,,,Bravo Houston Bonfires,,,

I almost wish I had a photo of my ass to stick up in the left hand corner of this post but then again no one's ready for that.:7

[Bastian]

Rick, I agree completely with the reason for your enjoyment of the business. My working partner just recently got that 'glow' from realizing how hot and horny and satisfied he'd made a client (married client by the way, woof).

 

I haven't had any boner erotica flow from my fingers lately because of a trip (thanks to the DC guys, we'll be back soon) and working on a pulp novel that may or may not get published. I usually write them in case anyone feels like a distraction from the cyclical in-fighting, anyway. Oh yeah, and I blow at least one load per chapter, so at least somebody got something out of it! Does that count?

 

Bastian

[Guest Chazzz69]

Rick!!!

 

You're back!! Please don't go away again. Its been so dull around here I've been reducing my daily vists to every couple of days.

 

Question, whats the best way to eat butt? And should it be shaved or "natural"? Eagerly awating your reply. :9

[Rick Munroe]

>For me it began on the Mssrs Munroe and Ross' West Coast

>swing and has never regained the fun and excitement that was

>here on a daily basis before.

 

What a sweet thing to say...now I feel guilty (the Jew in me). It's true that I did stop posting as often this year. In the past, I could always find a post or two where I could try to interject something funny or sexy, but whereas it had once flowed naturally from my brain, it started to become an effort to find a good thread to join. I have a feeling that's going to change now. I have a really good feeling that, as the Brady Kids sang, "We can make the world a whole light brighter." (sorry; A Very Brady Sequel was on this morning).

 

>I must admit that in regard to self-preservation I rarely

>ever posted here in fear of the onslaught that would follow.

>Now I feel energized and brave so fuck it all.

 

Very cool! I hope that sentiment spreads. And thank you to JustStarting, deej, and the other guys who have posted here so far. You put a smile on my face, too.

 

All day today, I keep thinking of one of my favorite Patti Smith songs, "People Have the Power." It describes our situation here. Let's let it be our wake-up call:

 

PEOPLE HAVE THE POWER

 

I was dreaming in my dreaming

of an aspect bright and fair

and my sleeping it was broken

but my dream it lingered near

in the form of shining valleys

where the pure air recognized

and my senses newly opened

I awakened to the cry

that the people / have the power

to redeem / the work of fools

upon the meek / the graces shower

it's decreed / the people rule

 

The people have the power

The people have the power

The people have the power

The people have the power

 

Vengeful aspects became suspect

and bending low as if to hear

and the armies ceased advancing

because the people had their ear

and the shepherds and the soldiers

lay beneath the stars

exchanging visions

and laying arms

to waste / in the dust

in the form of / shining valleys

where the pure air / recognized

and my senses / newly opened

I awakened / to the cry

 

Refrain

 

Where there were deserts

I saw fountains

like cream the waters rise

and we strolled there together

with none to laugh or criticize

and the leopard

and the lamb

lay together truly bound

I was hoping in my hoping

to recall what I had found

I was dreaming in my dreaming

god knows / a purer view

as I surrender to my sleeping

I commit my dream to you

 

Refrain

 

The power to dream / to rule

to wrestle the world from fools

it's decreed the people rule

it's decreed the people rule

LISTEN

I believe everything we dream

can come to pass through our union

we can turn the world around

we can turn the earth's revolution

we have the power

People have the power ...

[Rick Munroe]

>Question, whats the best way to eat butt?

 

[h1]VORACIOUSLY[/h1]

 

>And should it be

>shaved or "natural"?

 

It should be natural, clean, and mine.

[chrismac]

Rick - just to give you an idea, here's the title of a thread I started over on the MSS site a couple of days ago (lots of fun responses too):

 

 

How B/Js work for me

 

See, we can all have fun here if we feel comfortable, sort of like a deer taking a dump in the woods - he needs to feel at EASE! :7

[+ deej]

>>Question, whats the best way to eat butt?

>

>[h1]VORACIOUSLY[/h1]

 

I volunteer! ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

>See, we can all have fun here if we feel comfortable, sort

>of like a deer taking a dump in the woods - he needs to feel

>at EASE! :7

 

Hmmm...probably not the best analogy to make right after a rimming post but I get your point & agree.

 

Request: can you start that thread here please? I'll definitely have a reponse or 10.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Sex is

 

I awoke early Saturday in San Francisco and a client who had previously contacted me sent me an IM and asked if I was available. We spent the day together, from the moment he came over to the Hyatt to take me to breakfast (when I intentionally opened the door in a towel), we had sex everywhere but the bed. I applied subtle pressure on his shoulders and he rubbed his nose on my chest hair and slowly got on his knees.

 

The door was still wide open as he took me in his mouth. It was 4:30 a.m., who else would be awake besides two horny gay men? After putting the ottoman, the desk, the mirror by the closet and the carpet to good use, I had worked up even more of a hunger - for food - and told the client it was time for him to take me to breakfast.

 

The day was a blur of activity, most of which included a fair amount of nudity and near nudity, from Pink Saturday at the Castro, to an afternoon at the beach, where naked men in small forts made of driftwood put guys like me out of business by luring the horny amongst them into their little boy/men caves. Pink Saturday was also a blur of flesh, female and male, straight and gay, friendly and very open minded, and very, very young, which makes me realize the that the future is very promising.

 

I like what I do, I am proud of what I do and when I look down at the face of a client, when he is turning his head and moaning softly as I apply pressure to just the right spots, as I bend his knees closer to his pecs, as I enter him deeply, as the expression of pure bliss fills him, I feel like a man who has accomplished a good day's work.

[Flower]

I don't know you but have always wanted to meet you just based on what you have written--I've never even looked at your web site if you have one and have no idea what you look like except for that cute lil ass humpin some lucky guy used as your icon--but your posts have indicated a caring, fun loving, and sexi kinda guy I think I'd like to know and this post was no exception. Thanks for reminding all of us that civility hasn't gone out of style--even for gay men talking to or about each other :-)

 

Flower :* :9 :* :9 ;-) :7 :-) :+

[Bilbo]

Hey, Bonfires, I was walking beside the float right behind the Rainbow Ranglers dancers, wearing my orange feathered headdress and tossing my beads to the crowd. Every year the parade is more fun than

I expect it to be!

 

Here in Houston, where we originated (for the USA) the evening Pride Parade, we did something this year that I am told was the first time it's been done in America - which took me quite by surprise because it's such a simple, fun idea that I can think of a few cities I would have thought would have beat our community to it. A well connected local theater-person queen got our local Tony Award winning regional theater, The Alley, to let him use one of it's stages and it's Box Office and he got (I think) two of the other theaters to go black that night and add their casts to a cabaret style musical extravaganza showcasing local talent. Wonderful, wonderful evening!! Of course, I knew from watching (and in a lot of cases performing with) the cast elsewhere just how wonderful it might be, and it was all that and more! The big surprise was when one of the city's most divine prima ballerinas went onstage and sang! I heartily recommend all you other cities to do this sort of thang as soon as possible.

[Guest regulation]

>I say

>"fuck that." I'm hereby challenging all of you to start

>posting something sexy around here and the Regulations,

>etc., be damned. (I can just hear him now: "I never

>criticized anyone for sexy posts... blah blah blah..." Oh

>brother; hang it up already.)

 

 

"Be damned" to you too, Rick. You just created a thread exhorting others to avoid negative and insulting posts, but you obviously don't intend that the rule you propose should apply to your actions, just to the actions of people you don't like. Ever wondered why the periodic campaigns to end negative posts here always fail? It's because many of the same people who propose them aren't willing to govern their own actions accordingly. Like you, for example.

 

No one stops you from posting all the high school jokes about sex you wish. But others think that being gay is about more than a few minutes of meaningless sex. A lot of people have created a lot of threads here about real issues that are of interest to gay men, often, it seems, because this is the only place where they can come to discuss such things. Don't be so mean as to begrudge them that opportunity just because you don't care about it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

>

>Today is Gay Pride in NYC. I'd like to say that I'm

>extremely proud of what I do. Not showing my face in my ads

>has nothing to do with shame; it has to do with valuing my

>privacy. When I was starting out, I ran around telling

>everyone I knew, as well as people I was meeting for the

>first time ("I'm a prostitute!!") because I thought it was

>so bizarre/cool/weird/exciting that this formerly monogamous

>ex-honor student was a fucking whore for pay. But I soon

>realized that a lot of people in the gay community have a

>double standard about us: they can jerk off to our pics,

>fantasize about us, and hire us, but they'll be the first to

>make disparaging comments about us to their friends. So, I

>stopped shouting it from rooftops, altho I've never really

>put much weight on others' opinions of me, especially

>because I've always had the love and respect of my man

>Derek, and that's all I need. However, being a bit anal (ha

>ha) about my image, I hate the idea of someone having nude

>photos of me to do with what they wish; hence, faceless pics

>for me.

>

>The sex is fun and immensely satisfying but what keeps me

>wanting to do what I do is the emotional satisfaction...the

>friendships...the love...and the times when I've been able

>to help someone who was suicidal or depressed or just

>lonely. Sounds like I have a huge ego but I know I'm not a

>god or a musclegod...just a guy who likes men, inside & out.

> And I do love you all...fellow escorts, clients I'll never

>meet, and my friend Hooboy, who has made dreams come true

>for so many of us.

>

>Happy Gay Pride 365 days a year!

[chrismac]

:-)

[Rick Munroe]

[Houston Bonfires]