The End of the 36 Second Ejaculation

[+ Lucky]

Shame on you guys who have been keeping this big secret. Apparently one out of three of us suffer from premature ejaculation. Yes, 1 of 3.

 

But, if so, why have we not mentioned it in our friendly environment here, where we are all here to help one another with all things sexual?

We can be silent no longer. Modern medicine is here to help, especially help line their pockets with expensive drugs to help P.E. Just like Viagra, all men will soon learn that it is far better to extend your orgasm another 2 minutes by taking Priligy, a new pill by Johnson & Johnson to keep your Johnson from an early ending. Or, better yet, a company called Sciele has a spray on lidocaine and prilocaine solution to do the job.

 

Look for some fun ads for Priligy because "Marketers know you don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle," one author says.

 

If you have read this far, you probably want to read more, especially the details on when these drugs might become available. Remember men, two minutes is now the minimum!

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/13/business/13stream.html?ref=business

[KMEM]

Two minutes is now the millenium? That is what I thought you wrote at first glance.

 

I have been advised to think of Maggie Thatcher during in order to avoid this dread occurance. That was after the first 15 minutes.

 

Best regards,

KMEM

[Guest greatness]

can last that long?

 

I don't even last for 30 seconds.. So sad..

 

Shame on you guys who have been keeping this big secret. Apparently one out of three of us suffer from premature ejaculation. Yes, 1 of 3.

 

But, if so, why have we not mentioned it in our friendly environment here, where we are all here to help one another with all things sexual?

We can be silent no longer. Modern medicine is here to help, especially help line their pockets with expensive drugs to help P.E. Just like Viagra, all men will soon learn that it is far better to extend your orgasm another 2 minutes by taking Priligy, a new pill by Johnson & Johnson to keep your Johnson from an early ending. Or, better yet, a company called Sciele has a spray on lidocaine and prilocaine solution to do the job.

 

Look for some fun ads for Priligy because "Marketers know you don't sell the steak, you sell the sizzle," one author says.

 

If you have read this far, you probably want to read more, especially the details on when these drugs might become available. Remember men, two minutes is now the minimum!

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/13/business/13stream.html?ref=business

[Lookin]

Hey, I can't feel my tongue!

 

It was my understanding that it was the receptive partner who was the more incommoded by premature ejaculation. If so, wouldn't that lead to the lidocaine douche or the prilocaine enema?

 

Personally, I'd think twice before drenching any of my tingly parts in a nerve-deadening solution.

 

Let alone orally pleasuring someone who has. http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Tongue/mockery-028.gif

[+ Charlie]

I am much more concerned about my post-mature ejaculation (escort tries to stifle a yawn as I struggle to cum).

[Lookin]

I sometimes bring in a small mariachi band to keep my guys entertained. http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/mexican.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/mexican.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/mexican.gif http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/funny/2/mexican.gif

[MsGuy]

Lol

[eeyore]

Remember men, two minutes is now the minimum!

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/13/business/13stream.html?ref=business

 

Two minutes? Oh lordy..what I used to do all night now takes me all night to do...

[+ purplekow]

i believe the end of the 36 second ejaculation is: Call 911 I am having a hard attack