Suspiciously lopsided March coverboy vote?

[Guest]

Am I the only one who thinks the March coverboy vote was mighty suspicious? Especially when compared to this month's vote, why would there be so many hundreds more people voting in the March "election"? One wouldn't expect such a massive drop in votes from the March to April group. And, no, I wouldn't buy Talvin's newsletter as an explanation in this case...

[ted]

A drop of 210 votes is suspicious. Then Feb to March must really be strange since there were over 1600 votes in Feb, a little less than 1200 in March, and then a little less than 1000 in April. I think you are seeing a normal drop off as people lose interest.

[Houston Bonfires]

Oh I don't think you have to worry about a lack of interest in the coverboy voting...Should Talvin ever be in the running again I'm sure the hordes of dedicated, brainless order-followers will be back in force once again.x(

[Traveller]

Dammit all to hell, wasn't that Kristian just plain robbed in March. I thought it just a little suspicious that the tide started to turn right around the Ides of March. Doesn't Talvin remind one of Calpurnia?

 

Dubya told me that Kristian's chance for the Presidential Medal was now completely compromised; and Hastert and Daschle won't even consider him at this time for the Congressional Medal of Honor. This injustice just can't be permitted to stand. So let's get Mickey and Judy and turn this gosh darn thing around.

 

Kristian's up again this month guys (hell, last Thursday he was even selected three times in one day to be reviewed - quite a feat and something that's never been accomplished before), so let's show him that we really all want his big hard cock up are crinkle holes by voting him as coverboy of the month. Tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your therapists, tell everyone.

 

Dudes, hire a whore, give him an extra ten spot and tell him that if he votes for Kristian this month, you'll vote for him in the future when he's up for this prestigous honor. That's known as a quid pro quo, but don't tell him that as it may get back to Calpurnia (I mean Talvin).

 

Vote now. Don't forget your civic obligation.

 

Later.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>Oh I don't think you have to worry about a lack of interest

>in the coverboy voting...Should Talvin ever be in the

>running again I'm sure the hordes of dedicated, brainless

>order-followers will be back in force once again.x(

 

Bet we could guess their religion too. :-)

 

Thunderbuns

[Candyman]

I think that even with Hooboys regulations trying to make the voting fair that again we have a contest that is meaningless. Kristian was and should be the clear winner of the March vote. If Talvin is so inscure and that he has to ask for votes then I only pity him. I will not vote in the coverboy contest any longer and I believe that others feel the same as I do. Its time to just drop this contest.

[jacobno]

not before I get my turn. }>

[Guest alanm]

By coincidence I hired Kristian for an overnight while he was still

way ahead in the March Coverboy voting. At some point during the night, we checked the voting. Kristian was, and is, excited about all the attention he has received on this site. He is a great escort and a very nice person. Believe me, Kristian will survive and maybe even be voted coverboy of the month for May. So the cagey vet (Talvin)

won over the cute new kid on the block (Kristian). My recommendation for a once-in-a-lifetime escort experience is Kristian. Forget about Talvin and the damn newsletter. I have no interest in an escort who

apparently has such control over his clients.

[Traveller]

>Forget about Talvin and the damn newsletter. I

>have no interest in an escort who

>apparently has such control over his clients.

 

Hey bud. We're called Talvinistas. We follow our commandant's orders to the letter.

 

Later.

 

PS. Ya gotta believe that Robert Morgenthau is channeling Lew Wasserman. Look at today's Times biz section.

[+ deej]

Oh, brother!

 

(I can't believe I've started two messages in a week with that! ;-))

 

There's nothing keeping Kristian from starting his own newsletter. It's free on Yahoo.

 

Oh, wait ... he doesn't need to. He's got you to shill for him. }>

[BewareofNick]

>Am I the only one who thinks the March coverboy vote was

>mighty suspicious? Especially when compared to this month's

>vote, why would there be so many hundreds more people voting

>in the March "election"? One wouldn't expect such a massive

>drop in votes from the March to April group. And, no, I

>wouldn't buy Talvin's newsletter as an explanation in this

>case...

 

 

"That's all we have to go on so far, " Assistant Director Skinner said looking at Scully and Mulder from across the desk. The two agents had only just returned from the Arizona desert where Mulder's father, the Cigarette Smoking Man, had apparently perished. Naturally, no body was found.

 

Upon their return, they discovered that the X-Files ahd been reinstated and all the charges against Mulder had been dropped. The officials who had been suspected of being aliens had all be mysteriously reassigned to a classified location. Agents Doggett and Reyes were immediately given a new case, while Skinner gave this one to Mulder and Scully.

 

"What about the ballots, Skinner? Have they finished with the analysis?" Mulder asked looking more than a little bored.

 

"Wait," Scully interjected, "Who was the informant?"

 

Skinner handed Scully a folder, "You know him. I.M. Moore."

 

Both Scully and Mulder groaned at the mere mention of that name. Moore was even more of a conspiracy nut than Mulder. The difference being, in Moore's case, there was nothing but paranoia.

 

"So who's supposed to be in charge of this voting anyway?" Mulder asked.

 

"You're flying to meet him within the hour. Goes by the name of Hooboy."

 

Cut to commercial

[Guest alanm]

I can shill with the best of them. Let's hope Kristian gives me a discount next time! By the way, I am still waiting for all the new

people whom Talvin brought to the MC to vote for him to join in a discussion. I believe that was the original defense for the annoucement in his newletter.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Suspiciously lopsided

 

>Forget about Talvin and the damn newsletter. I

>have no interest in an escort who

>apparently has such control over his clients.

 

I expect Kristian will easily win. Those three reviews in one day, including cover boy, and his other reviews and comments are too favorable for this not to happen. Two of my recent clients specifically mentioned to me that they are planning to hire him as both are into well-endowed uncut men and one is going to fly through Houston to do so.

 

We should all bow to the inevitable and abstain from voting or not vote at all. However, my vote will go for Jeff from Ohio, as I think he is a great guy, as far as I know has great customer service and relations over ten years, and Kristian will more than likely have many more chances. I will not be surprised if Jeff does not place highly as my prior choices all have not, except for Trey Rexx. My choice in April again did not show up near the top, Mr. Michael Vincenzo.

 

What did surprise me is that Mark Daulton (or is it Dalton?) and Adam from Philadelphia did not generate remarks after all the comments about their reviews and their performance with clients, and that they both placed so highly, right after Mike Gray as runner-ups.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Wonderful posts!!!!

 

This is one of the best threads I have read in months, no personal attacks, no foul language. Instead we have been treated to some wit and charm, including the two great pieces written by Traveler and Beware of Nick. It reminds me of why I do check this site regularly.

 

Thank you all for some interesting and amusing thoughts!

[+ Axiom2001]

This quibbling is so ludicrous!! We have six more months left to this year; perhaps comely Kristian will be named again, and all of US can vote and campaign for him. Are we not adults? All of the asinine bickering is really foolish!

[Guest Thunderbuns]

RE: Suspiciously lopsided

 

>We should all bow to the inevitable and abstain from voting

>or not vote at all.

 

And the differance between these two choices is?

 

Thunderbuns

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

One is a protest,

 

the other reflects laziness or boredom.

[Houston Bonfires]

Oh Traveller! We're gonna do a show? I know Mickey can play the guitar and Judy can sing and dance. I'll, I'll, I'll bake a pie and you can continue to kiss Talvin's ass.

[Traveller]

>I'll, I'll, I'll

>bake a pie and you can continue to kiss Talvin's ass.

 

HB

 

I love kissing T's ass, but I really prefer his other two lips. I hope Kristian wins, because so far I'm 4 for 4 on sleeping with coverboys of the month. Kristian looks right up my alley (which is incredibly tight). Anyway I voted for Tony#2/Chicago in March (big woof). Sorry T.

 

Later.

 

PS. HB, I imagine you can whip up a real mean cobbler. Do you usually pick the rhubarb yourself by the side of the road?

[Guest jeffOH]

RE: Suspiciously lopsided

 

>However, my vote will go for Jeff from

>Ohio, as I think he is a great guy, as far as I know has

>great customer service and relations over ten years, and

>Kristian will more than likely have many more chances.

 

Thanks Franco!

 

It was enough of an honor for me to have been chosen coverboy of the day. I was pleasantly surprised.

 

JEFF

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[Houston Bonfires]

Traveller,

 

Thanks for the good-natured banter. I can't remember who I voted for that month but it wasn't T or K. My interest is simply in the name of good escortsmanship.

By the by my sainted momma taught me when it comes to cobbler wait for the sweetest Georgia peach. . .that might be you.:*

 

Regards,

 

Houston Bonfires

[Houston Bonfires]

Hello Again Axiom,

 

Earlier I had posted for your consideration a veritable travel guide for the Houston area and some suggestions for places to stay and things to do and see. It seems to have just gone up in thin air. Did you ever receive the ideas that Bilbo and I sent to you?

Hope your trip to H-town is a blazing & flaming success. ( In the summer those two descriptive words come easily.)

 

Regards,

 

Houston Bonfires

[+ Axiom2001]

HB..., I did receive the information from you two guys, and I am indeed appreciative. As of now I think I'll be in Houston in August instead of July, provided I can see the two or three men you mentioned along with my taking in other cultural opportunities.

 

I am an avid fan of Kristen; my message in no way deflates my concerns about that "contest" and who wins.....