A Question For Purplekow

[+ Lucky]

How do cows feel about having a man stick his dick in their mouths?

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/09/25/2009-09-25_judge_dismisses_animal_cruelty_charges_against_police_officer_robert_melia_for_s.html

[+ Lucky]

There are, of course, worse places to put your penis:

 

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/health/21102204/detail.html

[Guest zipperzone]

There are, of course, worse places to put your penis:

 

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/health/21102204/detail.html

 

Depending on how hunky the firefighters were, it could have been a trip.

[+ purplekow]

How do cows feel about having a man stick his dick in their mouths?

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/09/25/2009-09-25_judge_dismisses_animal_cruelty_charges_against_police_officer_robert_melia_for_s.html

 

 

I think his girlfriend would be better able to describe how a cow would feel about this particular dick. Too bad one of them bossies didn't bit this guys cock off.

 

As for me, a gentleman never tells.

[Guest RianB]

That is just crazy...both of it.

 

Original story 1 is just wild, he should have just called an escort (then again, maybe NOT!)

 

Story #2, far too much informercials.

 

I feel bad for thier dicks....

[Guest zipperzone]

That is just crazy...both of it.

 

Original story 1 is just wild, he should have just called an escort (then again, maybe NOT!)

 

Story #2, far too much informercials.

 

I feel bad for thier dicks....

 

I know I shouldn't be posting this. I know I'll get negative feedback. But I don't care and I just can't resist.

 

Please read the first line of RianB's post. And this is from a guy who constantly claims that his writing skills are acceptable and claims he has a college degree. What does this say for the educational system in America?

 

Those so inclined might also want to address comments 2 & 3 as well.

[+ Charlie]

Zip, these are casual posts, not doctoral dissertations. Simple errors like these are common in the unedited writing of some of the best-educated persons. One of my friends, a brilliant Yale Ph.D., made loads of bloopers in his private letters, but not in his published works. Cut Rian--and the rest of us--some slack.

[Guest zipperzone]

Zip, these are casual posts, not doctoral dissertations. Simple errors like these are common in the unedited writing of some of the best-educated persons. One of my friends, a brilliant Yale Ph.D., made loads of bloopers in his private letters, but not in his published works. Cut Rian--and the rest of us--some slack.

 

"That is just crazy - both of it" is not just a simple error. I'm sure your Yale Ph.D friend would not make such an error because it would never say it and therefor the word "it" would never enter his mind.

 

I guess these kind of mistakes wouldn't bug me so much if it were not for the poster repeatedly telling us he is such a good writer and has graduated from university. The graduation part may be true, but if so it goes to show the pathetic quality of higher learning in our schools today.

 

There are many grammatical errors on many posts in this forum - my own among them. I usually don't grouse about them and if anyone wants to call me on mine, that's perfectly OK. By having my errors pointed out to me I will presumably benefit.

[+ Charlie]

Pointing out an error is OK if you think that the writer should be corrected for his own good (i.e., so he won't make the same error in a more important venue), or if you believe it has misrepresented his point or confused the reader, but your post was a personal denigration of the writer, not a correction of the error.

[+ purplekow]

I know I shouldn't be posting this. I know I'll get negative feedback. But I don't care and I just can't resist.

 

 

Try working on that impulse control.

Speaking of controlling impulses, I must admit to trying recklessly to stuff my dick in unusual places back in my youth.

I never got it stuck anywhere but one time, a vacuum cleaner...well you can fill in the blanks.

[zeferrelli]

take a fucking valium Zip!

[MsGuy]

Pointing out an error is OK if you think that the writer should be corrected for his own good (i.e., so he won't make the same error in a more important venue), or if you believe it has misrepresented his point or confused the reader, but your post was a personal denigration of the writer, not a correction of the error.

 

Point, game and match, Charlie.

[Guest zipperzone]

take a fucking valium Zip!

 

Take one yourself honey. If you don't like my posts you have two choices.

 

(a) Don't read them

(b) Put me on "ignore"

 

In the meantime, you have a good Sunday, you hear?

[Guest zipperzone]

Pointing out an error is OK if you think that the writer should be corrected for his own good (i.e., so he won't make the same error in a more important venue), or if you believe it has misrepresented his point or confused the reader, but your post was a personal denigration of the writer, not a correction of the error.

 

Your quite right - that's exactly what it was and exactly what it was meant to be.

[gp0560]

One More English Lesson

 

Your quite right - that's exactly what it was and exactly what it was meant to be.

 

Since we're all fascinated, I'm sure, with proper and accurate English, please let me add one more lesson. Instead of "Your quite right," how about "You're [= you are] quite right"?

 

Unless, of course, you're talking about his rights, in which case I'd have to ask what his quite right is.

[JoshAB]

zip it zipper

 

Instead of "Your quite right," how about "You're [= you are] quite right"?

 

That is AWESOME!!

[KMEM]

That is AWESOME!!

 

So, the correct use of contractions is a new concept for you? JK.

 

Every last one of us makes typographical errors, misspells words and otherwise mangles the written English language. I believe an earlier poster made the salient point of unless it changes the point or the actual meaning of a post is somewhat incomprehensible, why not just try to read between the lines or errors and deal with the destination rather than the ride to get there?

 

Best regards,

KMEM