Johnny's Teeming with Twinks

[Karl-G]

Fort Lauderdale does not have many cultural offerings during the summer, but it makes up for it in the number of delightful twinks who offer visual and tactile delights of many kinds. If you have not enjoyed a cute Fort Lauderdale cum-filled twink, dark chocolate, light cocoa, or creamy vanilla, this summer, you have not really tasted summer.

 

If you enjoy twinks, Johnny's Bar has been incredible all summer. I go once a week, and choose a different night each week. There have always been 20-30 cute twinks dancing every time, and recently some bois with nice swimmer builds and even a couple of gym bunnies have been added to the mix. The booths for lap dances offer total privacy, and the bois are very eager.

 

Twink escorts in town are also at an all time high, I think. Check the ads for men4rentnow, rentmen, and rentboys in Fort Lauderdale, Miami, and Orlando. The boys from Orlando, and there are a number of very cute ones, come down to Fort Lauderdale regularly, usually once a month, to visit friends, party, and meet and treat clients. Just call or e-mail and put your name on their list. And of course, be sure and ask your favorite dancers; they all seem to need cash this summer.

 

If you do not like twinks, if you prefer body builders or weight lifters or other very muscular guys, DO NOT GO to Johnn'ys - you will be very unhappy. You need to go somewhere else. But definitely not Johnny's, which is a twink bar. Chacun a son gout.

 

But if you enjoy twinks, Johnny's is a wonderful place to visit. All summer long, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays have been especially good with the number of dancers very high and the number of customers not too high, so you can have plenty of time with the dancers. The guys range from the little-boy-twinks like Mikey and Luis to the muscular bodies of Jacob and Paris, with all the beautiful varieties of swimmers' bodies in between. You can watch from the bar as one to three dancers on the main stage and one to three dancers on the rear stage perform, and then chat and play with your favorite dancers as they walk around for tips.

 

Wednesday night is College Night / Prep Night, and so there were lots of college-age guys in the bar, as well as the mature men customers. Five side rooms for lap dances were available in the West Bar Room, and another two larger booths with complete privacy were available in the East Room. All dancers circulated regularly and I got to chat with and interact with every single dancer in whom I was interested.

 

RYAN was absolutely stunning and a really nice guy, 21. He is a college student, a cheerleader and gymnast. He has a perfectly proportioned body, beautiful, cute face and smile, gorgeous ass, and nice endowment. What a delight!

SCOTT is from Maryland and New York, but dazzling, great body, and great fun to talk with. A 5* twink.

GABRIEL / FALCON is a very cute young man who was formerly blond and now dark brown. He has a nicely muscled young body and gives a very nice lap dance. He has done some videos.

ADRIAN is now one of my favorites, from Mexico City. He has a beautiful smooth body and legs, wears a tiny little thong which shows off his assets very well. He is very sweet and gentle, and gives a wonderful lap dance.

MIKEY is one of the cute littlest twinks, slender, smooth, sweet, and from Cuba. He is beginning college next month and is very excited. He's cute and cuddly.

LUIS was new tonight, and from Puerto Rico. He is very petit, but well endowed and ready to work. He tries very hard to please customers and his lap dance was very good. He was fun.

JACOB showed up at 11:00 and looks very good, nearly shaved head again, but lost considerable weight.

ARTUR is a cute vivacious guy from Honduras and probably the best dancer in the club. He hops on the stage frequently to dance and shimmy. Tonight his hair was freer and shaggier and looked good. He is fun to fondle and sweet and gentle.

GEORGE - has the perfect swimmers' build and dances well. He has a very nice swimmer's build, smooth but firm and some muscle.

VLADIMIR from Russia looks very good, firm, white muscled body, well endowed; he seems to have a number of regular customers.

PARIS is another swimmers build, nice torso and good legs. He dances well on stage. He looks a little older, mid 20s.

FRANCIS is a handsome Brazilian boy with a very nice gym body. He is sweet and enjoys cuddling and playing. He is very sexy.

CURT is there almost every night. He also has a swimmer's build and is totally smooth. He enjoys interacting with customers and is interesting to chat with.

TODD is a short but beautifully proportioned and filled out twink. He is sweet, fun to talk with, and enjoys being petted.

JOHN is a very handsome, slightly muscular buy about to start college also. He was shy at first, but is now very confident and eager to earn money. Nice guy!

JOSH has several names and appears on several gay web sites. He is utterly smooth, wears his hair long, and is very sexy.

ZIGGY , who is not Iggy, is a slender, dark-haired boy with a very smooth body and come-hither look. He was sweet and gentle and nice to play with.

YANQUI (or something like that) is the cute little Shot Boy. He wear very brief briefs and enjoys being petted and fondled for tips while he is walking around. He is very cute and very sweet, not at all skinny but nice little body and great face and smile.

CLOUD is a tall, slender boy who shaved his head this morning because he thought he looked like Harry Potter and did not want to! I don't remember him looking that way, but so he said.

ALONZO is another Cuban, but bigger, a little older, and with full swimmers' build. He wore a baseball cap, which is a turn-off for me, but he has a nice smooth body.

 

There were 30 dancers in all, but the above kept me busy and very happy.

 

If you look at biddingfortravel.com and then go on priceline.com, you can probably get one of the very nice hotels in North Fort Lauderdale at Andrews and Cypress Creek for under $40. Marriott, Westin, Sheraton. This is straight up the street (Andrews) from Boardwalk, and right next to I 95, so you can be down at Johnny's on Broward in 15 minutes. You can probably get a car at the airport on priceline.com for $17 / day or under. Twink escorts enjoy going to these hotels. You can't lose.

 

Johnny's is a true twink lover's delight and highly recommended from many nights' enjoyment.

 

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[EXPAT]

WOW

 

Great review / summary. Makes me want to hop on a plane right now. Maybe you should go and work for them in promotion.

[+ newatthis]

My mouth is watering. Thanks!

[Karl-G]

Saturday Night - Even More Twinks

 

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The last weekend of the month is "mandatory night" for dancers at Johnny's, so every single dancer who dances there shows up. There was a huge number of dancers, and lots of fun. RALPHIE was a short, voluptuous, cute young twink with a perfect ass and lots of charisma. Great fun. GUSTAVO has moved over from Boardwalk and is a tall, extremely handsome, beautifully built, utterly smooth gym bunny. Great lap dance. JAY is a new dancer from Puerto Rico, speaks perfect English, is affectionate, cute, curly haired, smooth, loves to dance and fun lap dance. YANKIEL (he spelled his name for me tonight) is the very cute sexy very well endowed shot boy, but tonight he was a dancer, and cute young blond curly-headed TYLER was serving the shots. Yankiel is delightful, warm, cuddly, very pettable. TRAVIS was another new dancer, cute, young, smooth, tall, affectionate. DOMINIQUE was a very sweet Black dancer with smooth skin all over, wonderful legs and ass, and very affectionate and liked to be petted. FELIPE was new, from Boston, more mature, great physique, tight firm abs, buns of steel, nice personality, smooth and good. FLAVOR was another new dancer, smooth, sweet, nice physique, who enjoyed being fondled. Many, many more dancers.

 

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[Guest zipperzone]

Were there any dancers who DIDN'T enjoy being "fondled"? I'm not being a smart ass - this is a serious question!

[Karl-G]

Interaction

 

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Some of the dancers allow it, but they appear to be allowing it in order to make money. Which is not unreasonable. But there is no indication that they are enjoying the experience. Their faces are impassive or they are looking around the room, and there is no body language of pleasure. Others get into the action and give signs of enjoying the interaction. Lots of dancers come around and start chatting, but if I don't get the feeling a dancer is having fun with me, I tip them a dollar or two and then thank them. They move on. But if a dancer obviously enjoys being fondled and I enjoy the conversation as well, we will continue and I add more tips in his briefs. And with the really good dancers I enjoy, we will make it to the back. Yes, there is a distinction, and I do not give my seal of approval to all dancers. :-) And of course it can vary from customer to customer. I see some dancers having what appears to be a great time with other customers, and when they were with me, there was nothing. I don't take this personally; interaction between dancers and customers is very personal and individual chemistry is at work.

 

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[Karl-G]

Pics from Johnny's

 

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Usually the ads from bars have pictures which are outdated by the time they appear, and dancers have gone before their pictures appear. But the ad for JOHNNY'S in this week's HOTSPOTS Magazine is quite accurate. Of the seven guys pictured on the ad below, six were dancing last night, and there was a different Jared. There were also many other dancers, but these make a good start.

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http://the411mag.com/assets/archives/2009web34/page016.jpg

[Jake]

Went for the first time tonight - loved it!

 

Not as nice of a club in terms of design as Boardwalk, but yeah, if you're like me and prefer the Taboo/Adonis boys to the Adonis buff guys, this place is for you.

 

Probably about 5 knockouts. Lots of "eh not bads". The weird thing about this place isthere's so much dancing going on at once, it kind of cheapens the dancers I think.

 

Definitely liked the private room situation here much more than Boardwalk. Here you get a closed curtain for privacy. The booth I went to literally had a couch!

 

$25/song is a bit steep for me since I'm used to Montreal - but then again, the songs aren't cut down like MTL does.

[BewareofNick]

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Usually the ads from bars have pictures which are outdated by the time they appear, and dancers have gone before their pictures appear. But the ad for JOHNNY'S in this week's HOTSPOTS Magazine is quite accurate. Of the seven guys pictured on the ad below, six were dancing last night, and there was a different Jared. There were also many other dancers, but these make a good start.

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http://the411mag.com/assets/archives/2009web34/page016.jpg

 

If you're interested in seeing more of Jarred: http://www.cockyboys.com/viewmodel.php?id=90

[Jake]

So after spending a few nights at Johnny's, gotta say, I loved it!

 

Definitely more my type than Boardwalk. The buff'd up guys aren't my thing. Johnny's had a neat mix of guys - lots of variety in body types, nationalities, etc. Not a lot of knockouts, but there were a few.

 

First, Jordan - the bartender. So damn cute! Great smile, great personality. Just hated that he was behind the bar!

 

Sure the big complaint about this place is lots of the guys are queeny. Hey, they're young. Most have never had to live in the closet. That makes a big diff. There were a few though who definitely were masculine enough for me.

 

The best of the bunch: "Krist Cummings." You can google the name to find lots of pics and videos online. Crazy kid! He's been a hardcore pro wrestler and has done twink films! Amazing personality. Killer smile. He's reason enough to get a plane ticket right now!

 

Never had a bad time at Johnnys during my visit. Can't wait to go back!

[Jake]

Went back last week and again spent most of my time at Johnny's... great times!

 

Vladimir the Russian is still there... still looks great! Tall, lean and smooth. Very defined, nice smile. Although in the back, kind of dull. Didn't go back with him this time.

 

My big suggestion is to go on amateur night. Sooo much fun getting both the "pros" dances and then seeing some rookies get on stage to spice things up. The hosts are quite annoying though. The guy who runs the show is always barking for attention and gets annoying when he instructs the strippers on stage. Dude, save it for after their performance. Be a professional. Ugh.

 

Not normally my thing, but a guy from Nicaragua got my attention this trip... jeeeeeez he was fun in the back... wayyyyy fun! haha

 

Got a dance from a rookie named "Austin"... long dark emo hair. He looked like a couple other dancers who've had the same look, but I liked him... he was a little more defined and I like rookies. Kind of dull in the back, but that might be the rookie in him.

 

Not terribly busy... I expected it to be busier given my last visit was in late summer and this is their "high season". It was nice though, you easily could get the attention of a dancer. There is one though who, although is nice, is hopeless in recognizing when a customer wants a dance... talking about "Mason." Ridiculously good looking model type. Tall and smooth, amazing eyes and face. Horse rider, but yeah, I tipped, tapped him on the shoulder a few times... and still just obliviously walked around in a daze.

 

Mostly new faces since my previous visits in October. About 20 dancers at a time were roaming around. Usually there were about 3-5 hotties and lots of ehh, not my type but maybe someone else's types.

 

Someone was posting that all the dancers are short... not true. But there was one who was like seriously bordering on midget lol. It was so weird seeing him on stage, but I'm sure someone digs him!

[+ newatthis]

...My big suggestion is to go on amateur night...

That's Sunday night, yes?

 

...Kind of dull in the back, but that might be the rookie in him...

Some rookies are just the opposite -- they don't know there are limits. Are there limits?

[stripfan]

Here is a Johnny's ad that shows Vladimir and Mason along some others. I can vouch for Kaleb's lap dancing skills!

http://frontpage.jumponmarkslist.com/images/johnnys_011110.jpg

[Jake]

Yes, Sunday night is amateur night.

 

And rookies definitely are a wild card... maybe that's part of the appeal. This one though was just a bit awkward, but it was endearing.

[Jake]

Wow that doesn't look like Mason at all (it's the bottom left guy on that page right? the blond?)... must be him though... his hair's quite different now... shorter and dirty blond. maybe it is him, but that's not how he looks now.

[stripfan]

I think it is the same Mason, just earlier pics of him. Here are some other pics of him from a previous ad on their myspace page.

 

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/106/l_a7705a74921b41f886d8b014b630a202.jpg

[Jake]

yep that actually is him!

 

but yeah, looks way different... he's wearing a lot of makeup in those shots and as i mentioned, the whole look, especially his hair is much different. not as wild or blond. he looks much younger in person.

[eeyore]

Brief update. Johnny’s Bar on Friday Jan. 22. There was an excellent repertoire of boys to satisfy any taste, from twinks to muscle boys, Latinos, Asians, you name it. I had very satisfying lap dances with two dancers. The dance booths are very comfortable and private. The atmosphere sported lots of energy and enthusiasm. The dancers were friendly and mingled nicely without being overly aggressive or pushy. The music is still too loud for my taste, but that can be rectified with earplugs. The smoke didn’t seem as bad this trip – either better ventilation or just fewer smokers. Johnny’s is definitely worth a visit if you are in FLL.

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

Bozo was in south Florida this past week, and decided to see if there were any improvements at Johnny's. Well, surprisingly there were. While Johnny's coterie of dancers are still predominantly slender, queenie, pre-pubuscent looking boys, including a large proportion of vertically challenged hoofers, there were a couple of diamonds in the rough that caught Bozo's attention.

 

Casey (K.C.?) is a 25 year-old with a lean, muscular build, deep set eyes, and a cute, but masculine face. He told Bozo that he's from Detroit, and has danced in Canada at both Remington's and Stock Bar. Casey was quite pro-active in the lap dance area. Bozo will definitely be seeing more of him on his next sojourn back to Ft. Lauderdale. Casey promised Bozo his five o' clock shadow will be gone when Bozo returns. Bozo certainly hopes so. The other hunk at Johnny's was Jake. Jake is 19 years old (or so he claims), originally from Long Island and of Columbian extraction. Jake's body is amazing. He's built like an Olympic gymnast with muscles everywhere, but not overdone. His body fat percentage must be around 2%. Sort of reminds Bozo of himself when he was 19 years old. Jake has been dancing at Johnny's for only 3 months. Hopefully, Jake will be there when Bozo returns in March. Caveat emptor: You may want to ask Jake his prices ahead of time before going into the lap dance area with him.

 

All in all, Bozo was pleased that he found two dancers at Johnny's that have seen the inside of a gym, and hopefully more will follow. The bar still needs to work on the sound level and air quality. Once again, the music was at an ear piercing level, and the amount of smoke at Johnny's should be labeled as toxic by the EPA. The ventilation system (if there is one) at Johnny's is awful.

 

Bozo

[+ newatthis]

Casey at Johnny's

 

...Casey (K.C.?)... Bozo will definitely be seeing more of him on his next sojourn back to Ft. Lauderdale. Casey promised Bozo his five o' clock shadow will be gone when Bozo returns...

Better get back fast; he's not planning to stay in Florida very long. I personally thought the five o' clock shadow added ruggedness to his classically handsome face.

[GoodFella69]

TJ Hawke at Johnny's

 

I was on an overnight layover tonight in Ft. Lauderdale and enjoyed watching porn stud TJ Hawke strip in the flesh. Now, I'm not usually into the twinks but this pup is gorgeous and has ample muscle, cock and bubble-butt to get me very excited. He carries himself quite maturely and professional for a young man. Apparently he was a dancer at a club in Sacramento prior to being "discovered" and signed by Falcon Studios. He is a talented, provocative and captivating stripper and has the face of a fashion model. If he was a 'scort, I would have paid big bucks tonight to ride that pony off into the sunset, for sure, partner!

http://www.gayporntimes.com/hardnews/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/TJ-Hawke-Falcon.jpghttp://regent.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341ca4b653ef0120a62b2b79970c-pi

[Jake]

Had a chance to drop in on amateur night a couple weeks ago. Granted it's not a peak night, but the roster was kind of lackluster this time around. It was the first time I ever went to Johnny's and almost wished I hadn't.

 

I'm the type where if I like a guy, I want him to show some work ethic. I'll make eye contact - then it's your job to approach me... not wait for me to stop you as you're walking by. And of course, the other way around... if I don't make eye contact... or really make it obvious I'm trying to NOT make eye contact, keep walking.

 

The amateur show saved the night at least. But the annoying drag queens and the "everyone pay attention to me" guy that runs the shows, I don't know his name... just shut it and let the "stars" be the stars.

[+ BOZO T CLOWN]

Bozo returned recently from another winter sojourn to the sunshine state, and sadly, the situation at Johnny's has not improved. The typical Johnny's dancer is still slender and effeminate. The one or two dancers that did raise the eyebrows of America's favorite clown were asking $25.00, and in one case, $30.00 for a lap dance. In addition, the music was blasting just as loud, if not louder, than ever. The amount of cigarette smoke that permeated the club was simply brutal on Bozo's healthy pink lungs. As for the loud obnoxious drag queen hostesses, well, sometimes the less said the better....

 

During the time Bozo was in town, Johnny's was promoting a "Broke Straight Boys" weekend event. Thin, heavily tattood, not very attractive, allegedly straight models were brought in from parts unknown as the prime attraction. Well, one supposes that if the "street trash" look would be popular anywhere in south Florida, Johnny's would be the place.

 

 

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/bozo.jpg

************BOZO************

[+ glutes]

"Warning, Warning Will Robinson: Unlike Boardwalk and Dudes, Johnny's is located in a neighborhood that requires an armed security guard to be posted at the front door; this despite the fact a Police Precinct is right down the block. Friday night is 'Thug' Night at Johnny's. This is the night the deejay blasts (gangsta) rap and reggae music, and the bar is teeming with neighborhood youths adorned in their gold chains and du-rags. Extra security is on hand.

 

Caveat Emptor: Unless your preference includes waif-like, post-pubescent, sissy girls parading around a smoke-filled bar with music blasting at decibel levels way too loud, Bozo's advice is to save your money, lungs and eardrums, and pass right by NW 11th Ave. and get back on I-95."

 

We got it BTClown! Think Karl-G is going to go apoplectic after reading this.