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Mia Maxima Culpa Number 5

 

>>Matt is a very pretty boy and I am certain if he was

>>gay and a bottom that Rod Hagen would love to deflower him,

>>however men like him are the reason I stopped viewing Falcon

>>adult films after the first pair of sequels to the Other

>>Side of Aspen II were completed.

>

>Matt is one of my best friends. He's gay, versatile and

>AVAILABLE, but NOT as an escort. He and Zak Spears

>officially stopped dating over a month ago. Matt's a real

>sweetheart, intelligent, funny and a very caring friend.

 

 

I stand corrected. As punishment, I will make the Twink Hos watch every movie that Mr. Rush is in and then explain them all to me while I balance the checkbooks of the ones who have their own bank accounts.

 

As for him being versatile and available, well, Mr. Spears has more hair than I do, more biceps for that matter. Would it help if I died my hair blond?

 

 

>BTW, Franco, your computer has a virus. It sent me an

>infected file(W32kev???)or something like that.

 

 

Dear Jeff, a/k/a Mr. Hottest and Bestest Top in the Mid West, if not the entire continental U.S.

 

I am the proud owner of a Power Mac, in five years I have had to restore my system software twice due to refusal to upgrade to OS 9, but I have yet to suffer even one virus. (I am stubborn, like most Corsican's, who believe in spite of geographical and historical facts to the contrary, that we are Italians and not French; hence the sunglasses, hence the fondness for run-on sentences, etc.)

 

I am aware that there exists software which somehow makes it appear that someone on AOL - and perhaps other e-mail addresses - is sending you correspondence which, in fact, comes from another site. Before downloading an attachment from anyone, even frequent correspondents, make sure to view the return path which should be listed at the bottom of the e-mail. It will show that the e-mail actually did not originate from an AOL domain.

 

In any event, while not responsible, I regret any inconvenience. Twink Ho Number 1 is an excellent HTML, web design and all-around computer-type geek. I can send him over to do the necessary repairs but you have to promise to not molest him....

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W32Klez

 

I admit to being someone dense but a simple search on the entire hard drive of this PC which is configured to run Windows XP Professional and has Norton Anti-Virus for this particular search string has not come up with anything. I also ran NAV without any results.

 

I am confused. Jeff, the virus was on the thread?

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RE: W32Klez

 

>I am confused. Jeff, the virus was on the thread?

 

I received an e-mail Sunday or Monday on my jeff4hire@aol.com address from your AOL address. McAfee scanned it, detected the virus and named it as W32klez. I tried to page you to inform you, but you didn't return my call.

 

JEFF

jeff4men@hotmail.com

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Sorry Kind Sir

 

I was much too busy having sex with five other men on Sunday and never even came close to a computer, other than the lap top which was on the bedside, covered with Frixion, and clearly in no condition to operate.

 

On Saturday, I spent the afternoon at the aforementioned pool party and after seeing a client late that afternoon and suffering through a make-out session while sunburned, I went to Coffee Dot Com and was on line for about an hour before sunset. I did not write to you then but I will let them know they most likely have a virus on their computers.

 

Being the classically over-educated and high-priced, high-class Ho that I be, I did bring extra AAA batteries for my pager and did see the page but the damn thing died on me and the batteries were at my client's condo while I was at the hotel in the middle of sex.

 

I was, however, thinking of you and only you, during each and every minute of that Sunday afternoon....

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RE: W32Klez

 

>>I am confused. Jeff, the virus was on the thread?

>

>I received an e-mail Sunday or Monday on my

>jeff4hire@aol.com address from your AOL address. McAfee

>scanned it, detected the virus and named it as W32klez. I

>tried to page you to inform you, but you didn't return my

>call.

>

>JEFF

>jeff4men@hotmail.com

 

Jeff, I received virus loaded messages from YOU!!! (I knew it was not from you because I am up to date on these things)

 

This virus sends email to people from MY address as well. Imagine how embarrassing that is for me with people who know me and do not understand why I am sending them this crap.

 

It is a worm that infiltrates address books and then use your imagination.

 

I have not sent any messages to you and I rather doubt that Franco did either. Relax and delete.

 

Relax and delete.

 

Relax and delete.

 

Make sure your anti-virus software is working and you are okay... it only time consuming.

 

Relax and delete.

 

Read all about it at http://www.symantec.com

 

Some people like McAfee. I am sure it is fine, too.

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Tangent Number 285

 

>Relax and delete.

>

>Relax and delete.

>

>Relax and delete.

 

>Relax and delete.

 

 

I do not have time to relax, much less delete.

 

I have much bike riding to do in order to reduce my abs to Rod Hagen-like properties and I have not made sufficient pin money this year to afford another session of emergency liposuction.

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>Jeff, I received virus loaded messages from YOU!!! (I knew

>it was not from you because I am up to date on these things)

 

Yeah, I learned my lesson the hard way about keeping current on the virus updates this past December when my computer contracted 2 viruses that wiped out everything and I had to start over from scratch. What a fucking nightmare!

 

Which is why I mentioned this to Franco, so he might avoid any potential problems.

 

If I thought he had sent me a virus intentionally, I would have to hunt him down and kick his ass(or at least LICK it!)}>

 

JEFF

jeff4men@hotmail.com

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RE: Mr. Harper and Mr. Ford

 

Oh! Apologies to both Jeff and Rod! Sorry I screwed up the name! I certainly know better than to mix up those two guys!

 

The butt is Colton Ford (with Addison Scott on the left) and the tounge is Michael Brandon.

 

More naked flesh? Michael Brandon tends to serve up plenty. :-)

 

http://www.dfapam.com/bbpp/brunch/ij--900s.jpg

 

(The twink is the afore-mentioned Christian Owen.)

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Guest DCeBOY

now i'm a big boy, so most folks are relatively snug. but, if someone can accomodate a fist with ease, why on earth would i want to fuck him?????

am i the only one who doesn't get it? that's a turn-on????

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MORE MORE MORE

 

How do you want it, how do you want it.

 

Long and hard.

 

How do you want it, how do you want it.

 

How do you want your love.

 

}>

 

Yes, I know it is quite wrong. I do not have my DVD of Sex And The City and lyrics are the one thing I am really bad at. Otherwise, I am a fountain of perfectly useless information.

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RE: MORE MORE MORE

 

Franco, since you asked so nicely in a private message ... just one more before the whole batch goes online at badboyspoolparty.com.

 

Here's one of the contestants (Nathan Hamilton) in the "Proud Cock" contest at the Citadel on Sunday. He had the whole crowd muttering "ham!"

 

http://www.badboyspoolparty.com/2002/palmsprings/photos/fans/deej/brunch/ij--005s.jpg

 

The rest will be online soon. Anything that doesn't go online will end up in my private collection. (Read: blackmail central :9 )

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