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GAIETY LINEUP FOR THE WEEK OF 10/18/04


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>Today's 1:30 show:

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>1) Damian (from Brazil)

>2) Neo

>3) Devon

>4) Kelly Jacobs (featured dancer)

>5) Giovanni (big one from TN)

>6) Max

>7) Leo (first time at the Gaiety)

 

This is one of the rare opportunities I had to attend a 1:30 show on a Monday.

 

I can't wait to see the formal reviews for I personally feel today's show was one of the most dull and lifeless shows I have seen for quite sometime at the G.

 

My favorites were Damian and Devon.

 

I must say that the featured dancer is not the most attractive person on the stage either.

 

I would rate Neo higher in looks than the featured. YES, I said Neo so make note of this rare compliment from TT! }(

 

Let the fair and unbiased critics do their thing now.

 

Thanks

 

Had to do an edit here for my PS....

Don't ever attend a show if WOLF is in the audience. He is annoying to everyone and one of the few friends of Neo. Birds of a feather... :7

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>LOL!!! VDN, I guarantee that Kelly Jacobs looked much

>different at the Gaiety today. Maybe it was the lighting or

>the reflection from the tinsel curtains

 

OH DEAR!

 

My intent was to do this little pre-April Fool's joke AND THEN post a whole arsenal of the real Kelly pics (you know, ones with cock and not slit). Well, much to my dismay, NYO confirmed the pics I had WERE NOT pics of Mr. Jacobs. So, if there is anyone out there who can send me the real pics then I will post them or, by all means, please post them for the good of the order. I hope I didn't cause a vagina riot.

 

The ever so humbled...

VDN }(

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Guest JohnPela

RE: Pussy Virus

 

>>Dammit, VDN!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>Now I have pussy juice all over my screen, and it is your

>>fault! Don't you know how hard that stuff is to clean off?

 

What is happening to this site?! First a four way occurs with a girl and two Gaiety dancers and now Lucky has pussy juice all over his screen!

 

What is going to happen next- the shock of hearing about Cooper and his secret life (doing weekly internet site reviews of Flash Dance strippers) and being with a beautiful, young female Canadian stripper(s) from Flash Dance (Oh My)!!

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Sadly, I have to agree with everything that's been written about this week's performances. They are "lackluster".

 

I agree with TT on his favorites, definitely DEVON for his college jock good looks, and DAMIAN for his extremely sensuous/erotic performance. This guy oozes with sex appeal.

 

REVIEW OF THIS WEEK'S FEATURED DANCER

 

As for this week's featured dancer. Who's KELLY JACOBS? VDN gave us a good laugh by posting "her" website, but how did Kelly get elevated to "featured dancer" status? He told me he's from Arizona and has done one porn flick, which I can't find anywhere. He did say he escorts, perhaps a review can be found.

 

If a featured dancer is supposed to be a recognizable name that brings people flocking to the G, then this week is going to be very slow.

 

KELLY JACOBS, new to the G, he's a good looking "dancer" with light brown hair and a somewhat beefy build, not your typical G-type. He's very friendly on stage, giving all the patrons a :-) face. He's not a dancer, but will strut around the stage posing for your enjoyment. Second song he came out semi-hard, perhaps average size, with a tight butt, and some very noticeable bumps on his back. Kelly will have to work on his timing, for he cut his 1st number short and kept us waiting a long time before he entered for his 2nd song.

 

I attended Monday's show with foxy and visiting board member "londontopbear". We were all in agreement with this week's show, perhaps the weekend will bring in some fresh meat... Out to TT, why didn't you introduce yourself? Wasn't that you sitting behind me cheering on NEO and admiring his tasteless jewelry? :-)

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Sorry for the late review. Since I saw the show yesterday I've been trying to think of what to write and I never really know what I'm going to say until I sit down and do it. What has been on my mind lately is that perhaps it's time for a reality check. I think that's the phrase.

 

Some shows are certainly better than others. Sometimes the dancing is not all that exciting and maybe all the boys are not the most perfect but by and large the standards are pretty high. Which of us, if we could wave a magic wand, wouldn't want to look like any of these guys?

 

I for one remember a time in my life that just to get a glimpse of a naked guy in a locker room would have been pretty exciting. To think that for the piddling sum of $17 or $20 you can see 7 - 12 amazing looking guys dancing naked with a hard on is a lot to be thankful for.

 

I try not to make my review either fawning or sarcastic (although I've probably been guilty of both at one time or another). I also try to remember that the guy who fails to turn me on may be someone else's dream man. Gaiety dancers do fall into a somewhat narrow range. Still, as with most shows, you are bound to find someone who appeals to you. Enjoy the Gaiety for what it is while it lasts. Even the dullest show is better than no show at all.

 

Having said that...

 

DAMIAN: A very seductive dancer. He has a medium build and a gorgeous butt. Damian has the bearing of a true courtesan and I can easily imagine him lolling on some satin cushion in some lucky pasha's harem. He just oozes sex appeal.

 

DEVON: Captain of the football team handsome. Tall with a medium muscular build that looks very real and natural. He has a smile that will make you melt. His "stars & stripes" briefs will make you salute. Talk to him in the Lounge and you'll see he's just as appealing with his clothes on.

 

GIOVANNI: One of the sweetest, nicest dancers you will meet at the Gaiety. Talk about Southern charm! He's big, beefy and full of smiles as he towers over the stage.

 

LEO: The new dancer of the week dances at Cupids in Miami. An exotic looking guy who has a tight lean build. He had a serious look on his face while dancing and spends a lot of time keeping himself aroused. If that's not worth $17, I don't know what is?

 

Last week's Gaiety post had over 4,000 views. I'm glad to see that it's such a popular thread. Thanks to Cooper, likembig, VDN, NYO and all the others who make it so much fun to read.

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Rounding out the reviews with NEO and MAX

 

NEO, a G dancer and dj, took to the stage in perhaps his best muscular build ever. He's obviously been spending a lot of time working out at the gym for he's very pumped and ripped. His legs appear bigger than tree trunks and all his hard work was met with patron approval... Neo had his highlighted hair done in Mohawk style with a tail in the back. He has silky smooth skin, a tan complexion, and looked very hot when he entered in his black tank top and gym pants. Neo has an interesting dance stye, it's almost as if he's giving you a papal blessing. He extends his arms and waves them over your head as if to say "God bless you my child". Second song Neo enters rock hard and springs his cock up and down. He's not well endowed, but has a fat one. When he turns around and shows off his meaty butt, his build appears out of proportion ... Suggestion to Neo, leave the Joan Rivers QVC oversized jewelry collection at home. It's tasteless.

 

MAX: a G-regular who was also in the weekend lineup. He's short, has a dark complexion with dark spiked hair and eyes, masculine bad-boy looks, and a muscular build with an amazing chiseled chest. On stage Max will try to stare you down, he locks eyes with yours and sees who can stare the longest. He's an average dancer and his show seemed to drag... Dick size: average Body: shaved

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Our courageous reviewers have done it again! Sitting through a humdrum Gaiety show just to keep us informed. It is a tough task, and we are grateful that they are willing to do it.

 

Perhaps the real Kelly should jump off of her wet website and take a turn on the G stage. She could snap these boys out of it and give Denise a run for her money. Of course, I am counting on VDN to pass out towels after her show!

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RE: Pussy Virus

 

"What is happening to this site?! First a four way occurs with a girl and two Gaiety dancers and now Lucky has pussy juice all over his screen!"

 

JP: It's called diversity, don't you just love it!

 

"What is going to happen next- the shock of hearing about Cooper and his secret life (doing weekly internet site reviews

of Flash Dance strippers) and being with a beautiful, young female Canadian stripper(s) from Flash Dance (Oh My)!!"

 

OMG! What an imagination you have. Btw, I did see Ben at Flash Dance. :-)

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Just want to first of all endorse what the always-perceptive Foxy said above: it's best not to get too jaded about the G and instead appreciate it for what it is: an internationally unrivalled opportunity to see hot guys naked AND hard, close up and in person.... all for a very modest fee! Not having been over to New York for six months, I have missed it -- and even if none of the guys at yesterday's matinee rocked my boat particularly, or at least not hard enough to make me want to see them more privately, I still enjoyed the show a lot! Not having been for a while, most of the boys were all-new faces (and other bodily parts) to me, and a couple were all-new to the Gaiety as well....

 

Even the now notorious Neo -- whom I have seen onstage before -- was like a new kid on the block! And after all the controversy that has spilled out on this board over him, I was certainly appreciative of seeing just how HOT he looks now. He's put such a lot of work into pumping up his body that he deserves a tip just for that! And even if, as Cooper says, he's not especially long in the endowment department, he makes up for it in thickness and making it ROCK hard! Heck, I'd even be tempted to hire him, if his reputation hadn't preceded him! And that proves, also, just how incredibly valuable this site is -- it gives us the information on which to be able to make INFORMED choices. But notwithstanding that I wouldn't hire him as a result, I enjoyed his PERFORMANCE very much -- again, a change from previous postings that have suggested he's a little dull!

 

Of the rest of the line-up, I was particularly taken by KELLY JACOBS -- no relation to the links posted above, fortunately -- who was an incredibly cute, incredibly beefy, boy who enhanced both of those features with his smiley personality! It makes such a difference when the guys smile on stage -- he was having fun, and so did we! We might have even more fun when he's dick catches up and gets fully hard!

 

Looking forward to Friday's marathon now to see it all again... and more!

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As a frequent visitor to the Gaiety and to the strip clubs in Montreal, I see several differences on how these clubs/theatres are run. One big difference is the role of the dj. For example, at Taboo the dj can really get the crowds going. He encourages you to clap loud, show your appreciation, and helps to bring out the best in a dancer performance.

 

At the Gaiety, the dj is dull and boring. He does nothing to encourage any audience patricipation or make the dancer look good. All I can remember him saying is "next on stage", and the audience going "WHO"?

 

On Monday there was a new dancer at the Gaiety who accidently went on stage during Neo's fluff peroid. Instead of making light of this awkward situation, the dj scolds him by saying "would the dancer on stage GET OFF". Later I heard him calling this dancer an "asshole".

 

One afternoon I was at the Gaiety when Ben Versace was dj. His introductions made me laugh, got me involved, and he had a nice way of complimenting every dancer for his hard work. Perhaps the Monday's dj can take a lesson from Ben. People go to the Gaiety to unwind and relax, not to deal with his nasty attitude.

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" I'd even be tempted to hire him, if his reputation hadn't preceded him! And that proves, also, just how incredibly valuable this site is -- it gives us the information on which to be able to make INFORMED choices. But notwithstanding that I wouldn't hire him as a result, I enjoyed his PERFORMANCE very much -- again, a change from previous postings that have suggested he's a little dull!"

 

 

A little dull is not the word here.

I give Neo the benefit of doubt. Guy does look good here as Cooper said. When it comes to a private, he is a definite hustler. He will not grant your wishes no matter how small they may be. He won't take off the damed condom for fear the customer has some kind of airborn germs flying in the air headed for his cock.

 

Neo wants your money badly and will do very very little for it. If he see that he can get a way out of a private deed and still keep the dollars, he will find that way very fast. Sometimes like his dancing, LITTLE EFFORT. Same with his private show, LITTLE EFFORT but give him the money quick on his demand. (this is where the fighting between the customer and Neo takes place)

 

Word of advise, if anyone decides to do a NEO private. Be strong and demanding with him upfront or he will take advantage of you and the situation.

 

I sure wish him the best but his bad reputation with his private shows will never leave him. And you cannot change that.

 

I still cannot believe that Denise puts up with his crap as a DJ and a LOL...Dancer! x(

 

Cooper, I was on the opposite side of the stage Monday. I was one of the 43 year old trolls hogging the seat.

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Give it a rest Tony. You have been a negative contributor when it comes to this topic. We've heard you loud and clear, time after time after time (ad nauseum). Clearly, you have some sort of personal vendetta against Neo and here is not an appropriate venue to have it out. While I have never been with him, and probably never will be, I know quite a few satisfied customers.

 

From my past experience, I think privates are often a function of the way one treats/respects the person he's with. Given your total disrespect, if he gave you a lousy private, you probably deserved it.

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>Give it a rest Tony. You have been a negative contributor

>when it comes to this topic. We've heard you loud and clear,

>time after time after time (ad nauseum). Clearly, you have

>some sort of personal vendetta against Neo and here is not an

>appropriate venue to have it out. While I have never been

>with him, and probably never will be, I know quite a few

>satisfied customers.

>

>From my past experience, I think privates are often a function

>of the way one treats/respects the person he's with. Given

>your total disrespect, if he gave you a lousy private, you

>probably deserved it.

>

 

NYO

I am not a disatisfied Neo customer but a disapointed customer. If Neo did to me what he did to my friend from Canada, I would be much more threatening to Neo (not on this board) but in a legal way.

 

I could not be more happier that Neo has satisfied customers. This is the whole point of expressing my concerns for those who are not so happy. I have seen more disatisfied post than satisfied when relating to his private shows. And notice not all negative post are about his private shows either.

 

I would be more than happy to do a raving private show review for Neo as I did for TJ last week.

In fact, The TJ review that I did sparked many a private emails to me asking for how to get in touch with TJ. I would not give any contact info out on TJ. I told the customers to simply go to the G (more $$ for Denise) and ask him in person. Since then, you noticed a new string started on this board asking for the same TJ contact info.

 

I think I gained the respect of the customers here. I think I gained the respect of their wallets $$. They know I am outspoken and they respect my opinions as they do yours in your show reviews. The need for gaining respect from the dancer is a mute point since we are the people paying for the service. Privates are a function of the customers wallet.

 

Wolf is another story which I still do not understand. He must be a satisfied Neo customer?

 

All things aside NYO, maybe it is best to be more controversial in your show reviews to strike more interesting reading.

Yes I agree with Cooper for Neo to loose the fashion jewelry ;(

 

Neo is definitely worth the $17-$20 admission to see his hot body, but not worth the 250-300 for a private show. (prices based on his private shows 4 months ago)

 

I will not let this go until the day Neo respects the business he is in. He must treat his customers with more respect rather than the "take the money and run" attitude he portrays.

 

I will do more private show reviews down the road. COOP one of the reasons I am not revealed is for this reason. I am like a food critic tasting fine dining in an unexpecting restaurant. Except the main course is a hard straight cock with personality. :7

 

And it would be better if that cock would sing to me!

 

People, let's keep these dancers on their toes. Let us all benefit from those who do exceptional private shows. Let there be a snake in the grass (like me) to weed (get it) out those dancers who don't give two shits about the paying customers. I want to be feared by those dancers (AND BELIEVE ME, THERE ARE A FEW OUT THERE OTHER THAN NEO THAT I MENTIONED IN OTHER POST)

 

Thanks

TT

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