How to suck dick.

[Rick Munroe]

(a revised version of my post Good Head for Dummies from June 2001)

 

1. vacuum pump Don't suck really hard on the head like it's a straw; try a loose wet sucking motion with some swirling tongue action & gentle suction. Some guys might like it heavier, so experiment, gradually increasing the pressure. But he should let you know if he likes it, which leads me to:

 

2. using your head while you give it Pay close attention to his reactions. You'll be able to tell from his dick getting harder/softer, from his moans or encouragement, or from a nice pat on the head (or a smack), whether or not you are doing it right. (note to guy getting blown: speak up & take responsibility for getting sucked the way you want) (actually, that goes for everything you do sexually, in any role or position...communication is the key, whether it's verbal or not) So...be connected to the dick; don't just be on automatic pilot. If fast up & down slurpy movement isn't working, try deep throating (see number 6) & jacking it off with the throat muscles. Each dick needs different attention to make it shoot & to know you really care.

 

3. fangs a lot Be extremely conscious of your TEETH and know the power that they have to cause pain. Wet lips and a hot active tongue (and a deep, warm, soft hole) are what he wants to feel.

 

4. handyman Personally, I feel it's better to develop a good sucking technique than to cheat with the hand. However, stroking as you suck or gently touching the balls or ass will make some guys shoot quickly...so if you are impatient to see him pop or he wants it, go for it. I only do this when told.

 

5. cuntmouth If he wants to fuck your throat, keep your head still so he can just use it like it's a hole. Try the hanging-over-the-edge-of-the-bed thing. That really works well if the dick curves slightly upward (like mine) so he can get it in deep & pound your throat like it's a pussy (I fuckin' love that...whether I'm getting or giving). Some guys are more prone to gagging this way, though.

 

6. gag rule Don't gag when you deep throat unless he says he wants to hear it (I never gag and I hate to have someone gag on my dick). The trick, if you haven't mastered it, is to go with the gag (like when you go with the skid while driving on an icy road). Don't let it scare you...after a while, you'll ignore it & eventually the reflex will not be there. Some guys do find it a big turn-on...the idea that their dick is so long, it makes you choke (just don't expect them to want to kiss you afterwards).

[Godiva]

Thanxs Rick..

 

There is nothing like a good "Blow Job" when givin the right way..:9

I often have to tell escorts to stop scraping my dick with their teeth.

 

G

[Guest Les]

Next to your ASS I like your advice best!

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>I often have to tell escorts to stop scraping my dick with

>their teeth.

 

I never have the heart to tell clients when they're doing that. Scraping my dick, I mean, not Godiva's. :+

[Rick Munroe]

>I never have the heart to tell clients when they're doing

>that. Scraping my dick, I mean

 

Well, I know you're trying to be polite but that's kind of unfair to both of you. I'm sure the guy who's sucking you is doing it (in part, at least) because he wants you to feel good...he'd probably appreciate being told how you like it, and would want to improve if he's doing a lousy job. At the very least, he shouldn't mind being told "Watch the teeth" in a friendly way (or with a slap to the face if he's that submissive). And what about you? Even tho it's "work", don't you want to feel good, instead of just enduring one more painfully bad blow job? I always make sure we both have fun.

 

 

Nice chatting with you yesterday, Devon...and I so rarely enjoy phone sex. When we finally meet, we'll have to swap blow job stories!

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>Even tho it's "work", don't you want to feel good, instead of just >enduring one more painfully bad blow job? I always make sure we

>both have fun.

 

So do I. I simply redirect them to a scrape-friendly zone. Then the twins are happy, too, which guarantees we're ALL happy. }>

 

However, I do slip wallet-sized editions of Good Head for Dummies into their pockets as they leave. I've noticed a learning curve on the second and third visits. Thanks.

 

>Nice chatting with you yesterday, Devon...and I so rarely

>enjoy phone sex.

 

Same here! It was so cool how when you held the phone up to your ass I could hear the ocean!

 

>When we finally meet, we'll have to swap blow job stories!

 

Okay, but let's plan on having them already typed up so we can swap them quickly and get on to swapping something besides stories... }>

[+ imagooddog]

Okay, Rick, enough is enough!

Over the last few months of reading your comments here

I have gone from intrigue with you, followed by a crush

on you, followed by "puppy love", to now what is all-out-LUST!

Man, you are driving me crazy ! I think the Florida sun

needs to see that white ass of yours.;-) :9 :9

[Guest MikeConway]

hmm something I give lessons in all the time! I have have no skin on my cock left! And always love great head from a client.

 

Mike in Toronto

[Rick Munroe]

>I think the Florida sun

>needs to see that white ass of yours.

 

LOL Then it wouldn't be white anymore! (But we'll be down there anyway, probably in April.) I can't wait to see what comes after "LUST"...

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick, must you have...?

 

Yeah! I get horny too!

I'll be back to SF in May...can't wait to see what your next step is. }>

[Guest gam4sex]

Rick, I have a hard on just reading your post...keep up the good work...

 

I have trouble accessing your website......is it still the same address as indicated in your profile ?

 

GAM

[chrismac]

If a guy is really big and thick (over 7 inches long and 5 inches around), it's almost impossible not to find the gag reflex making a stage call. I agree that it's not a pretty sight for the sucked, or feeling for the sucker. I've heard a couple of "remedies", but not sure if one of them works. The first one worked for me, but it's been so long I forgot how to do it!

 

1. Hypnotize yourself by tapping one side of your head with your middle finger, beginning at your forehead, moving over your occipital area, down the back of your neck, up the middle of your face, over the bridge of your nose, several times (I forget how many), saying "I will not gag on a huge cock" (negative statement). Then repeat the procedure on the other side of your head, only going in the opposite direction, saying "I can smoothly suck cock like velvet" (positive statement). You can use different wording - you get the concept. The only trouble; I can't remember which side to start with, nor which direction to begin, and this seems to be vital for success. I tried this several years ago, then tested by shoving four of my fingers as far down my throat as I could reach and had no gag reflex at ALL! Now I think I'm going to experiment. :7

 

2. This one I haven't tried: get a frozen popsicle (flavor of your choice) and basically freeze the back of your throat numb. I heard about this from a porn star (Sean Storm, I think) - it was advice given to him before a film shoot. Show of hands - how many escorts stock popsicles in their freezers? Can you imagine taking the subway or cab to see an escort, holding a melting popsicle and wishing you could get there just a little FASTER!?

 

Anybody have any remedies of their own? :o

[Rick Munroe]

>Okay, but let's plan on having them already typed up so we

>can swap them quickly and get on to swapping something

>besides stories...

 

Or better yet, we can reenact some of the juicier ones (do you have knee pads?) }>

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>Or better yet, we can reenact some of the juicier ones (do

>you have knee pads?) }>

 

I do, but they're more for show. They've been worn thin from overuse.

 

The twins wanna know if you have sharp teeth... :9 (I know, I know, not the best thing to bring up in a blowjob thread, but sometimes they just have no sense of decorum. :* )

[Guest happyguy]

Thanks Rick, this was great! Why don't you produce one on how to top a guy - and how to bottom. I think it would be really interesting!

 

happyguy

[Rick Munroe]

>Why don't you produce one on

>how to top a guy - and how to bottom.

 

Good idea, happy guy. I'll see if I can get my power-fuck boyfriend Derek to work on that. It's a more subjective topic, I think, but he does have some good rules of thumb (or cock, as it were).

[Rick Munroe]

P.S. Got a bad BJ today...he disobeyed rule #1, and wouldn't stop, so I pulled a "Devon": redirected him to my nipple. That did the trick and made me shoot. Good idea, Slimnmuscly.

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>P.S. Got a bad BJ today...he disobeyed rule #1, and

>wouldn't stop, so I pulled a "Devon": redirected him to my

>nipple.

 

They're naming blowjob-evasion maneuvers after me on the East Coast? Now I've arrived!

 

>Good idea, Slimnmuscly.

 

Anything to earn a little praise from you, Mr. Munroe. :*

[Rick Munroe]

>Anything to earn a little praise from you, Mr. Munroe.

 

Show me a good time in May and you'll get more than that, Slim.

[Rick Munroe]

>Rick, I had completely forgotten about the title of "Master

>Cocksucker" which someone anointed you with a month or so

>ago

 

Ironically, the person who gave me that title just posted (in Hooboy's Email section) that his review for me was recently plagiarized in a review for someone else, including not only the same writing style and specific details, but the phrase Master Cocksucker as well. I like his attitude about it: "Fine, you can't stop people from faking a review. But if they are smart enough, they should not make a copy so obvious. After all, the original writer may be watching."

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>>Anything to earn a little praise from you, Mr. Munroe.

>

>Show me a good time in May and you'll get more than that,

>Slim.

 

Why wait till May? Rumor has it that in April you and Mr. Ross will be in Florida, a key state of strategic importance to the Ho on the Go. As long as you're going to Disneyland, why not go all the way? }>

[duke37]

Actually Devon Disneyland is in California. You are thinking of DisneyWorld and the good folks at the Walt Disney Corp. would want you to know the difference.

 

Now don't you think a WORLD is a lot more appropriate a stage for such an auspicious encounter?

 

Jeff

(fanning myself to relieve the vapors)

[Guest DevonSFescort]

>Actually Devon Disneyland is in California. You are thinking

>of DisneyWorld and the good folks at the Walt Disney Corp.

>would want you to know the difference.

 

Oops. I stand corrected.

 

>Now don't you think a WORLD is a lot more appropriate a

>stage for such an auspicious encounter?

 

Sounds good to me. As luck would have it, my dog collar goes nicely with my mouse ears. I've always wanted to be a member of the Ricky Mouse Club.

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

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[Traveller]

Pretty damn funny. Number 1 was great.

 

Later.