where has the fun gone?

[Matt_Vancouver]

This site has become a bitchfest. Too many agendas, too much name calling, too many queens with their panties in a bunch.

Pull the fucking underwear outta your arses, and start acting like decent adult human beings... some of you are of course excused, because you've shown no indications of being either adult nor human.

This site used to be fun, I'd look forward to the playful banter, the textualized flirting(did I just create a word?), the informative tidbits and some arousing anecdotes.

None of this appears to be present anymore, and when someone attempts to start a thread about something interesting, funny, or intelligent, it typically gets hijacked by someone hurling obscenities, or calling the poster an idiot(or some other pseudo superior cut).

If you are here to irritate, piss off, or otherwise berate everyone else...fuck off pussy face: ) (said in my best Katleen Turner impersonation) there are other places for you to vent, along with other bile spewing keyboard jockeys.

Try

http://www.godhatesfigs.com/ (for those interested in fun)

http://www.nomayo.com/ (for anger over all things mayonaissey)

http://www.boulter.com/jeff/hate.html (things some guy hates)

 

real hatred

http://www.bcpl.net/~rfrankli/hatedir.htm (list of hate sites on the web)

 

http://www.adl.org/main_internet.asp (source of other angry obnoxious twits for you to play with)

 

Matt(oooooooh you make me so mad)(Elmer Fudd)

[ready182]

The fun is in my pants, right where it always was.

[Matt_Vancouver]

No that's just funny: )

 

Just teasing of course, I'm sure the fun is in your pants, but it's probably much more fun when it's out of your pants: )

Matt(is ready182 to help you out of those)

[Guest TruthTeller]

I couldn't agree more, Matt. Rather than just complaining, let's all come up with ideas for solving the problem. Since I'm a doer, I'll go first.

 

I have long thought that the fun level of this site would be significantly enhanced if the escorts who participated here took "picture request" from the other posters. Similar to the live video sites, posters could request that their escort of choice take particular fantasy photographs that they find hot, and -- as a requirement for continued membership here -- the escort then takes the requested pics and posts them here. The mandatory participation may seem a little heavy-handed, but the fun must come first.

 

Since you initiated this discussion and urged reforms, I think it's incumbant upon you to begin. I would love - and have always wanted - to see hot pics of you naked, bent over, covered in swastika tattoos, the words "I'm a dirty Canadian whore" scrawled in lipstick on your asscheeks, while a dildo with a horse tail hangs out of your hungry hole. Then, in the next frame, a really old, fat man comes and sits on your back, riding you around with a whip tied into your mouth that he pulls you left and right with, and the sign on your ass changes to: "I'm Matt, the horny horse". I've spent hours jerking off to this.

 

Let's the fun back into this site!! Let's get moving, horsey. I want to see those pics.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

the swastika bit is particularly offensive, but i suppose i'm not allowed to say that, huh?

[Bilbo]

One time before this when we were faced with very nearly the same situation, I went back through the recent archives, found about twelve of the most fun articles we had done and posted onto them to drag them back up to the top. I won't have time to do this myself til next week, but if anyone else wants to take up the idea, I'd applaud it. :+

[mmk]

I am so glad you started this post Matt-this place has become a bitchfest and not an enjoyable one like the kind that all the female stars of Melrose Place had with Heather Locklear (But I do think that some of the people on this site would like to think that they are Heather Locklear)

 

And guess what, I also partially agree with Truth Teller as well (Though Matt, I do not want to see anything involving a swastika, the words "I am a Canadian whore", red lipstick and you. That just doesn't do it for me)

[Guest JT]

Why don't you just go ahead and start some fun threads then, Matt?

 

 

Waiting...

JT

[Guest dstud4hire]

You GO with your BIG BAD self(!) my fellow ho!

 

Amen!

 

With horniness, sign me....

 

bending-on-all-4s-to-take-you-100%-at-your-service

[Guest dstud4hire]

wow....now that's....an image..! For lack of a better descriptor!

 

Definitly nothing vanilla about that....but then again....our Matt is not your average ......

 

(fill in the blanks)

[Matt_Vancouver]

giddeyup

 

Well you do paint a pretty picture don't you? Would said really fat man be you?: ) I have no idea what you look like: )

I especially like the horsey dildo reference... mooo!

Matt(official Canadian dirty whore)

[Matt_Vancouver]

> I also partially agree with Truth Teller as

>well (Though Matt, I do not want to see anything involving a

>swastika, the words "I am a Canadian whore", red lipstick

>and you. That just doesn't do it for me)

 

Aw c'mon, which part don't you want to see? all of it, or just me?

Matt(already bought the lipstick and dildo...now all I need is that fat man)

[Matt_Vancouver]

dangly bits

 

>Why don't you just go ahead and start some fun threads then,

>Matt?

 

What's the point? I post all over this site, making attempts to lighten things up, and bring it back to something resembling what this site is actually about.... FUN.

C'mon boys, for fuck sake, we are discussing HOOKERS! It's not a political debate, it's not a WWF wrestling match, it's not rocket science... it's sex for money. Plain and simple.

Of course other topics are welcome, but must every fucking thread end up in a shit throwing match,where finally someone eventually just gives up, leaving the thread covered in textual fecal matter?(how's that for an image?)

Matt(it's all about the dangly bits)

[jacobno]

heh, oh I thought that was mud in my sandbox. ermm...

hmm..

 

*goes back to idle play*

 

Matt, I have a nice bit from my riding days, how thick you like the reins to be?

 

 

}>

[duke37]

I count 5 hot escorts on this one thread. If that doesn't mean FUN I don't know what does. Hey spray 'em all with a fire house of lube and lets all dive in!:+

[Guest lucerpher]

Power to the keyboard!

[Guest desertdaddy]

RE: giddeyup

 

I'd much rather have you ride me To paraphrase Mae West: "Is that a riding crop in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" Later... Buck

[Will]

Thank you thank you thank you.

 

And thanks to Truth Teller for a good way to get started. It would also be fun if the non-escort posters took snaps of themselves (no faces, of course!) and posted them. You'd all roll over and die laughing if I did it.

 

And Matt is also right that the fun and/or interesting threads get high-jacked.

 

Nobody controls this board except the consensus. So let's act.

 

Thanks again, Matt.

[Guest WetDream]

"now all I need is that fat man"

 

Matt, can I volunteer? But, as you know, I am very particular about my gear. Can you provide a side saddle?

 

Dale Evans

(Mrs. Roy Rogers)

[swallowU]

Bravo Matt! Having been a 'lurker' on these boards for several months, I decided to register and join in the friendly banter that takes place from time to time as well as the serious discussions. But soon after I joined, the tone of the message boards turned sour with venom being spilled in most postings...

 

But your posting was a welcomed wakeup call to message board.. hopefully it will because happier place to visit.

 

Lately, it's been about as much fun as an IRS audit... hmm wait a second, I am an IRS auditor... those ARE fun..(painful for some) but I TRY to make them fun... (for me at least) :-)

 

swallowU

[+ deej]

>Lately, it's been about as much fun as an IRS audit... hmm

>wait a second, I am an IRS auditor... those ARE

>fun..(painful for some) but I TRY to make them fun... (for

>me at least) :-)

 

If the guy you're auditing is cute, I can just see some of the ... err ... penalties. }>

[Guest DCescortBOY]

RE: dangly bits

 

you have sex for money?

oh wait... in canada that's legal.

those of us down here of course do not do that, cannot do that, and would not do that, matt! :-)

 

take out the swastika (some people apparently don't understand that such symbols can be hurtful) & it is a pretty funny image.

[Guest Thunderbuns]

>the swastika bit is particularly offensive, but i suppose

>i'm not allowed to say that, huh?

 

Why would that be offensive - we're just havin' some fun here.

Lighten up - all that crap was 60 years ago!

 

Thunderbuns

[Guest JT]

RE: dangly bits

 

>>Why don't you just go ahead and start some fun threads then,

>>Matt?

>

>What's the point? I post all over this site, making attempts

>to lighten things up, and bring it back to something

>resembling what this site is actually about.... FUN.

>C'mon boys, for fuck sake, we are discussing HOOKERS! It's

>not a political debate, it's not a WWF wrestling match, it's

>not rocket science... it's sex for money. Plain and simple.

>Of course other topics are welcome, but must every fucking

>thread end up in a shit throwing match,where finally someone

>eventually just gives up, leaving the thread covered in

>textual fecal matter?(how's that for an image?)

>Matt(it's all about the dangly bits)

 

Sorry that I asked. Now I'll just sit back, relax and watch you go back to your pressing mission --- risking your life, running nakedly in and out of the MC to rescue this board!

 

JT (particularly paying attention to what is dangling between Matt's legs)

[Guest oltymvalus]

Bravo Matt - as someone who reads the posts less and less often because of the tendency of a couple of people to hi-jack the discussion with their endless mental(ly defective) masturbation, I truly wish something could be done. Can't there be an automatic feature that bounces participants ( after, say, three back and forth respenses ) to a sewer somewhere where they can chase in circles chewing each other's tails til time ends? Who wants to read the ravings of someone who would choose this site, THIS SITE!!! to make their mark upon the world. Be fun, informative, interesting, inspirational AND civil, OR BE GONE!!!