Football and Sex

[Guest alanm]

Doug Flutie has been in a lot of my sexual fantasies over the years. For a long time he lived a few miles away, which just made the fantasies better. Doug is still in the NFL at age 39. Today's Miami-B.C. game brought back memories of his mythic "Hail, Mary" pass vs.

Miami in 1984. Anyone else have a favorite football player you would love to have sex with? Football isn't talked about much on this site. Wonder why?

[Guest VanBCGuy]

RE: Football (or Hockey) and Sex

 

I was living in Calgary when Doug Flutie playing in the CFL (Cold Football League). Can't say I ever fantsized about him, but Joe Nieuwendyk was playing with the Calgary Flames at the time, and lived in the same condo complex as I did. He was, and is, such a cutie.

 

I'll be watching the NFL tomorrow, cheering the Steelers on.

[+ deej]

<<Football isn't talked about much on this site. Wonder why? >>

 

Because the uniforms & padding hides so much of the body?

 

I remember Flutie when he was a rookie with the prettiest face I think I'd ever seen in a football helmet.

 

Yum.

[Guest Kevin 2]

<Because the uniforms & padding hides so much of the body?>

DeeJ, you're right on that part however some of us still watch it. I love college football and watch as much as I can. I don't really watch the pro level teams that often, just seems like they play only for the money. The college guys play for the love of football with hopes of moving on to making the money the pro's offer.

BTW to answer your question I can sure say they are alot of cute guys at the college level playing. ;-)

[Matt_Vancouver]

hockey, soccer(football) and gymasts

 

Well where do I start. Hockey players... Doug Weight.... wooof wooof wooof, still remember an interview of him in the lockerroom, after he broke his leg, wearing nothing but a little pair of grey shorts and crutches....drooool.

Mark Messier... what more needs to be said. Drool.... puddle

 

Soccer/football players. of course David Beckam... ever since he got that #1 crop. woof

Michael Owen... such a little cutie twink.

 

Gymnasts... whao to many to even name... something about that build. slurp

 

matt(also loves rugby, aussie rules football, and lacrosse players)

[trilingual]

RE: Football Players

 

1. The late Jerry Smith, of the Washington Redskins, was an extremely good-looking guy, in my book. I was acquainted with him in person, but nothing ever happened between us.

 

2. The coach of the Oalkand Raiders (I'm having a senior moment and can't remember his name, but he's blond and gorgeous).

 

3. The quarterback of my college football team, back in the mid-sixties, with whom I had a rather bizarre hit-and-run relationship of the sort that when he was horny and wanted a blow job he was constantly around, and then after he got his rocks off he'd disappear, until the next time. . . We did a lot of crazy things in the dorms, and I was petrified we'd be caught, because I was sure nothing would happen to him since he was the school's first All-American since anyone could remember and I was an expendable nobody on campus. Eventually, I transferred to another school, in part to get away from him before he got me in big trouble, but I have to admit that to this day I occasionally fantasize about his powerful thighs and always hard and suckable dick. . .

[trilingual]

RE: Football Players

 

P.S. There also were the guys on the team of the Midwestern university in the college town where I lived for a few years when I was in junior high. I pleaded and whined my way into being a towel boy for the team so I could drool over the players in the locker room and lord it over the junior high bullies in my home room who were pea-green with envy that I had a field pass to the games and sat on the bench. Even better, when I spotted them sneaking onto the field I could get them tossed off by security! My little moment of power! There were a number of tasty players on the team, but I was only 13 at the time and they weren't interested in me that way, even though they populated many of my early masturbation fantasies!

[Guest cmp]

RE: hockey, soccer(football) and gymasts

 

Light athletics, boys and girls alike (those events where speed/agility is needed, not mass).

[Guest alanm]

You are correct about the uniforms making it difficult to enjoy watching most of the players. I agree with the comments about college football. The players seem to be more into it for the game, not the money. Finally, Flutie in his early to mid 20s, was pretty. Yum, doesn't begin to cover it. But, it's a great start!

[Guest Jocoluver]

RE: Football Players

 

The gorgeous coach of the Raiders is John (?) Gruden. Even hotter is QB Rick Gannon!

[+ Charlie]

I remember watching that fabulous Hail Mary pass live, a truly memorable college football moment. At the time Flutie was a little too juvenile looking to interest me that much, but I find him really tasty as he nears middle age.

[Will]

In the 1970s I briefly knew a golden youth of truly surpassing beauty who was working his way through graduate school by selling his considerable favors to very rich and very prominent men. He told me that he had once been invited to a houseparty -- I can't remember whether he said it was in Connecticut or on Fire Island -- that had been assembled to celebrate a new relationship. The relationship was so hot, according to my reporter, that when he arrived he saw the honorees making out like crazy in and around the swimming pool. He recognized them immediately as Dick Cavett and Joe Namath. Now I must also report that this golden youth turned out to be something of a pathological opportunist, so I really don't know whether he was telling me the truth or not. At all events, he's now a super-famous maker of beautiful gardens for the rich and famous. So if he lied, at least nobody took out a contract on him. It put Broadway Joe and those white shoes in a whole new light for me. As a native Alabaman, in fact, every time I hear "Roll Tide" I think of Joe Namath rolling over for Dick Cavett. As the Italians say, "Se non e vero, e ben trovato," which, roughly translated, means "If it's not so, it sure is good story."

[Justice]

Jason Sehorn (New York Giant and 2(x)ist underwear model) really floats my boat. Drool. Puddle. :9 }>

 

http://www.2xist.com/

[Guest exFratBoy]

Alan: You're not the only one who's lusted after Doug Flutie. When I was in junior high school and he was a senior at BC, I used to have all these fantasies about me and Doug. He's aged quite nicely though-- still looks young-- but it is sad that his kid is autistic. (He does commercials for the Doug Flutie foundation, and I have choked down numerous boxes of Flutie Flakes on his behalf.)

Ditto on Jason Sehorn, Justice. Love to see him without the briefs.

And Matt- how could you mention hockey and not mention Eric Lindros?

[Guest exFratBoy]

OOPS!

According to my mentor, kindly ole Mr. Truth Teller, I should not be talking about sports or even thinking about them, since that is just a pathological manifestation of my need to assert my masculinity. In penance, I am going to say 5 "Hail Lizas" and read through WWD, so I can find some hot designers to gossip about with sweet ole Mr. TT, when we have our little outing together.

It is just fascinating what I am learning from you, my magnicently mendacious mentor. I mean how many other 28 year-olds get this kind of personal attention from the brilliantest guy on these boards? For free, too.

Thanks again, and sorry for the slip-up.

 

XX00

[Guest soccerstud]

Every Sunday I look in the paper and see Eric Crouch's picture, summarizing his exploits for the week in the Heisman race. I don't know where on the Kinsey scale his exploits lie, but he sure is cute and he sure can play (heheheheh).

[Guest RockvilleGuy]

The sexiest by far is Jason Sehorn....

He looked great doing those brokerage house commercials. Great accent too!

[Guest alanm]

I started this tread awhile back, but today I had a chance to watch Flutie in action in the San Diego-Philadelphia game. Many porn videos have probable been called "Tight End," but quarterbacks can have great asses as well and Flutie is certainly in that category. Doug has had an exceptionally good football career (despite being "too short to play in the NFL"), but for me his great sex appeal will be what I will remember. Since this may be his last year, check him out if can on TV; he is sexier now than ever.

[Guest WetDream]

Deej: Odd...I like looking at football players because of their outfits, which are designed to emphasize the so-called ideal masculine body: wide shoulders, wasp waist, bulging crotch and tidy butt.

 

Will: New York gay society was abuzz in those days with tales of Mr. Namath. Don't recally any linking them directly with Mr. C, but it doesn't seem beyond the realm of possibility.

[buckguy]

Flutie was definitely a looker in his younger days. However, that era overlapped with a more serious crush of mine, on the Bears' preppy free safety, Gary Fencik---macho, yet adorable. Turned out, he grew up with one of my grad school classmates who said that Fencik was a genuinely nice guy (and very straight).

[RM]

I'd much rather watch David Carr. What a cutie.

[adriano46]

Kevin,

 

Right! I try to catch as much College football as possible when I am Stateside, and even more, during Bowl season, but am turned off my the Pro League.

 

As for fantasies... hell yes, just wish we had more ex-football players working now as escorts. Who says beefy isn't sexy?

[Guest ChicagoCorey]

My football favorite of the week changes weekly probably. Every Sunday it seems I find a new guy to drool over. But mostly this year it's been Brian Urlacher. He combines hotness with actual ability on the field, unlike many other handsome (*cough* Sehorn *cough*) players.

 

During this time of year, football becomes an obsession for me. I don't talk about it here, though, because I have other outlets for it. I'm sure if there's other sports fans around here too, they feel the same way.

 

Please don't get me started about the BCS today.

 

--Corey

[Guest soccerstud]

I told you guys Eric Crouch was cute. Now the Heisman Trophy guys agreed!!! I used to be a center in football; I want him bent over me with his hands on my butt!!!