ain't nobodies bitch

[Matt_Vancouver]

in my ratings area. Traveller said.... "he'll make someone a real fine bitch"

I am nobodies bitch. You will be my bitch. I'll fuck you up good.

Matt(acting tough n' stuff) (aw shucks I can't keep it up, I'm just a big softie inside.... inside only... outside... HARD AS NAILS.... well one part anyways....the part that is gonna tear up your ass traveller: )

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

Don't be upset, Matt. He gave you a plus. Just be thankful one of TruthTellers crystal balls didn't fall on your head, and you haven't yet been smeared by a dollop of Donnies wisdom, or worse, lambasted by lambchop's sunless savagery. Also beware the poison pen of Pickwick. These posters are brutal in their honesty, unerring in their insights. It's best to keep a low profile around their Inquisitions.

[+ Lucky]

"brutal in their honesty." There is an opportunity so tempting, that I am going to have more coffee.....hehehe. I'll keep the bitch thread on Matt only.

[Traveller]

Matty,

 

You're ruining my rep, dude. How can you be someone's fine bitch if you have even the slightest urge to question anything. Remember Rick's number one rule - don't think.

 

Later.

 

PS. When are you returning to God's country?

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

>Don't be upset, Matt. He gave you a plus. Just be thankful

>one of TruthTellers crystal balls didn't fall on your head,

>and you haven't yet been smeared by a dollop of Donnies

>wisdom, or worse, lambasted by lambchop's sunless savagery.

>Also beware the poison pen of Pickwick. These posters are

>brutal in their honesty, unerring in their insights. It's

>best to keep a low profile around their Inquisitions.

 

Don't be upset Joey. Your reputation is firmly established not only by the good village people (Pedro was my favorite -- he made some attempt to deliver on what he promised) but also by King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham too. Then there are those who just like to join a party... any party.

 

TT's balls are made of crystal?? It seemed they must be made of a copper-zinc alloy. I'm sure that you know best.

 

:-).

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>Don't be upset Joey.<

 

Oh, I'm not upset yank. I get a kick out of people's comments in the ratings, plus or minus. Ya gotta admit, that crack about you being put in suspended animation was pretty damn funny. Not that I, or anyone who knows you at all would agree with it in any way. By the same token, I chuckled when someone said I was for Sinatra fans only. I'm a Sinatra fan, so what the hell (maybe cuntish too). Granted, some of that crap went over the line. If there were a rebuttal button, some real hilarity would no doubt ensue. None of it means shit though.

 

>Your reputation is firmly established not only by the good village people (Pedro was my favorite -- he made some attempt to deliver on what he promised) but also by King John and the Sheriff of Nottingham too. Then there are those who just like to join a party... any party.<

 

What was that you were saying in the "2 camps..." thread about having a dark and edgy sense of humour?

;-)

[Guest dstud4hire]

Yeah, matt, I can't understand how they could say that about you....heheheh

 

hey, u know I'm a HUGE fan of yours!!

 

and will gladly follow orders and be ANYTHING u want me 2 b!!!

 

Gabe in St. Louis

[Rick Munroe]

>I am nobody's bitch.

 

That's funny...I'm everybody's bitch.

 

Glad to have you back, Matty.

I was getting over-exposed. I was posting for two. :*

[+ deej]

You don't have to be my bitch, but honey let's get those legs in the air shall we? }>

[Matt_Vancouver]

I took it as a joke: ) just playing, sheesh text is the worst form of communication.

MATT(gladly be somebodies bitch)

[Rick Munroe]

>Remember Rick's number one rule - don't think.

 

That's number two.

Number one is: Always have Eros and a Magnum on hand.

[jacobno]

thought you prefered elbow grease. ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

>thought you prefered elbow grease.

 

It's been tried but I'm too tight! It's more like 3-finger-grease.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

Just for the Record...

 

I'm biting my tongue... or the equivqlent -- both index fingers.

 

:-)

[jacobno]

I got small hands. :-p

I see you're still a fan of that astringent beauty/booty pic of yours.

[Rick Munroe]

>I see you're still a fan of that astringent beauty/booty pic

>of yours.

 

I'm actually a bigger fan of your pussy-in-a-vice pic (cat hater that I am).

As for your small hands...I bet they'd look good cuffed behind your head while you're bent over & spread. :9

[Matt_Vancouver]

HELLO this thread is about me you fucking bitches... : )

matt(mememememememememeemememememem)

[jacobno]

Uh oh, someone else got some attention, lol..

Want some cheese with that whine?

 

Sexy thang you.

 

Jake