Butts and baseball

[+ Lucky]

Have the New York Yankees' uniforms gotten tighter, or are all these guys using the buttblaster at the gym? And what about Jorge Posada's thighs? He looks like he is gonna split his pants. And Derek Jeter! How he moves that butt back when the pitch comes in close....Oh, the commercials are over....

[+ deej]

Baseball has long been a guilty pleasure for me.

 

I played left field when I was a kid. (OK, my dad was the coach and he had to stick me *somewhere*!) I sorta liked being in the outfield because I got to see those great butts bent over waiting for the next pitch.

 

Now I *love* walking over to Wrigley Field and watching the games (and guys) and I actually do enjoy the game of baseball, in addition to the butts in great tight pants.

 

Thanks Dad! :7

[Guest BenDover]

Absofuckinglutely my favorite topic. Big booties in baseball uniforms. And yes, they are designed to show off those thighs, those butts. And watch those hot boys of summer grab their crotches for an adjustment, or as I prefer to believe, a quick feel. Even though I am currently sticking needles into Yankees dolls (I'm a major Mariners fan and seriously bitter) I come close to spontaneous orgasm drooling over Derek Jeter doing anything at all. I would personally suck all body fluids out of each jock strap of any professional baseball team if given a chance, and die happy.:9

[+ deej]

Oh, BenD, come to Chicago.

 

At Wrigley Field (if you get tickets close enough -- or move down later in the game) you can almost smell the crotch hairs.

 

I do love those baseball players.

[+ Charlie]

Finally, a topic I can really relate to: Jorge Posada's thighs.

[shy]

<<And Derek Jeter! How he moves that butt back when the pitch comes in close...>>

 

shane spencer has a butt to die for...and so cute, boyish looking and enthusiastic!

[+ Lucky]

Shane, Derek, and Jorge will all be spreading their cheeks again tonight. Can you imagine your face sitting under Jorge Posada when he crouches to catch the pitch?

I haven't seen as much on the Diamondbacks, but their uniforms seem looser. I'll watch them more carefully tonight.

Meanwhile, keep scratching that crotch!

[+ Lucky]

Let's not forget what's important here among all the multiple personalities. BUTTS, DICKS AND BALLS!

Now that Miguel Bautista pitching for Arizona tonight is a handsome man, nice butt and beautiful eyes.

And these Yankees! Why can't they score earlier?

For that matter, why can't I even score? :-)

[Guest BenDover]

Deej,

I'd come to Chicago in a second to see a game with you. And to check out that equipment all the boys have been chattering about. Any chance we could get a pic here in the Message Center. Curious (and horny) minds want to see.

Smelling crotch hairs. Then we can floss.

[NY Observer]

I think you guys are missing the boat here. Javy Lopez of the Braves has the best butt that I've seen. When I was down in Atlanta a few years ago, visiting some friends, the women all referred to him as Buns. Yum!!

[RM]

I've been sticking needles in Yankee dolls ever since I went to the Coliseum for the third and fourth game of the American League playoffs. Damn Yankees. Jeter is just too good.

[+ Lucky]

Well, may the sexiest team win, and judging from these posts, it won't be the snakes!:+

[+ deej]

>Any chance we could get a pic here in the Message Center.

 

Nope. :-) I stopped sending out my picture several years ago when a guy sent me "his" pic and it was me! :+

[+ Lucky]

Okay, I am off to watch Andy on tv....I hope everyone enjoys it, the game, I mean.

[+ deej]

>I hope everyone enjoys

>it, the game, I mean.

 

It was a *fine* game! :-)

 

When the score was 15-0 D'backs, the announcers ran a graphic showing a bunch of stats and explained it was the biggest rout in World Series history. At the end the announcer said "what that graphic really explains is the meaning of fuggedaboutit." :+

 

Still, it means one last night of butts for the season.

[Will]

Deej, you introduced the subject I'd like to raise, and you're probably the one to answer it:

 

What are Andy Pettitte's stats?

 

I don't mean RBIs.

 

The Yankees page says he's 6'5". 225 lbs. But it doesn't say anything about shoe size, length of hands, cut/uncut -- all the important things.

 

THIS inquiring mind wants to know.

[+ Lucky]

Thanks deej for pointing out the saving grace of the game.....one more night for buttviewing!

As for Andy's statistics, we at least know his dick works since he has a couple of kids. But how big is it?

Did you see his interview where he was wearing street clothes and looked so cuddly?

[+ deej]

LOL! I dunno Will, I must've missed that press release. ;-)

[Guest BenDover]

It kills me to say this, but hoorah for the National League and the Arizona Diamondbacks for slaying Goliath. Yankees, go home.

And now for the anticipation of next year. Ahhh. Go Mainers!

[Guest Derek Ross]

>It kills me to say this, but hoorah for the National League

>and the Arizona Diamondbacks for slaying Goliath. Yankees,

>go home.

 

Watch it Dover, you're going to be in my town soon! }>

 

All attention to football now. That's an ass watcher's sport.

[BuckyXTC]

>It kills me to say this, but hoorah for the National League

>and the Arizona Diamondbacks for slaying Goliath. Yankees,

>go home.

 

Ben, though I've attended many Yankees games and have to say, player for player, they probably have the hottest group of guys of just about any major league baseball team, this year I was pulling for the D-Backs. In game 7, the Yankees seemed grossly over-confident and cocky. While my heart has always belonged to the Boston Red Sox, I have been a fairly avid Yankee fan since moving to the NYC area over 20 years ago. Found myself jubilant when the D-Backs won....for a variety of reasons: newest expansion team to win a world series in history, being one of them. And what about that cute Craig Counsell......now there's a boy I'd love to play ball with!

 

Condolences to the Yankee fans who are bummed out by the results, but take heart in all the times they've taken home the big prize. Have a little joy in your hearts for the D-Backs, the new kids on the block who've proven you can overcome the almost unlimited bankroll of George Steinbrenner and the overall talent of a team like the Yankees if you have enough heart. Three cheers for the snakes!

[Guest Smoothee]

Isn't it ironic that Rick Munroe's boyfriend would be an ass man? ;-)

[+ Lucky]

Congratulations to the Diamondbacks. May you get some nice butts on next year's team.

Ben, you team will have to learn how to spell its name before they can win....It's MaRiners, not Mainers. Unless they mainline, which I doubt.

I wouldn't mind watching Ichiro everyday, by the way.

Smoothee, speaking of asses, it's the smooth kind I like. That hair gets caught in my teeth.

Craig Counsell has a Pinocchio nose. Does that mean he has a long dick too?

And as for me. Jeter's butt looks better than ever, although A-rod still has my favorite. Butt the Yankees did not play like they wanted to win. And Andy Pettite may have to become an escort in the off season....

[+ deej]

>In game 7, the Yankees

>seemed grossly over-confident and cocky.

 

Oh, I dunno. After the 15-2 shellacking they took in game 6, a little attitude was probably necessary just to get 'em on the field. ;-)

 

>Found myself jubilant when the D-Backs won....for a

>variety of reasons: newest expansion team to win a world

>series in history, being one of them.

 

Yes. That, and half the team used to play for the Cubs. Mark Grace, in particular, spent his whole career in Chicago until this season. When he left Chicago he made it clear he wanted to play for a team that had a shot at the series. Boy did they have a shot!

 

All in all, one of the best series I can remember. And the quality of the butts gets better every year. ;-)

[duke37]

Craig Consell is a real sweetheart. I have met him and his family, genuinely nice guy. Kinda long nose, gets it honestly though. He has put on a few pounds of muscle since I met him after winning with the Marlins in 96.

 

Andy Petite is a real dreamboat. My fantasies about him get killed remembering the commercial he did for some religious group offering a copy of the Bible. I guess he's probably not the most gay-friendly of ballplayers.

 

Wasn't there a sexual harrasment suit involving some players and staff and a gay employee of the Yankees?