Dinner for Ten

[Guest Zach DC]

You plan a special dinner party - inviting anyone, past or present, real

or fiction. All guests are sure to show.

 

My dinner party would include Leonardo Da Vinci, John Singer Sargent,

Jesus, Meryl Streep, Bill Clinton, Sandra Bullock, Martin Luther King,

Sandra Bernhard, Bugs Bunny and me.

 

Who would you invite?

 

Zach DC

[Rick Munroe]

[ul][li]Zach DC [li]Hooboy [li]Fin Fang Foom [li]TruthTeller [li]Traveller [li]Will [li]Kirk/Voltaire [li]deej [li]Justice [li]me [/ul]

and at the second seating...let's see...

[+ deej]

ROFLMAO!

 

I almost went there, just with guys I've reviewed or want to review.

 

From the music world, Sir Georg Solti, Richard Rodgers, Maria Von Trapp.

 

From the political world, Richard "what were you THINKING?" Nixon and Ronald "were you thinking?" Reagan.

 

From the entertainment world, Davids Chokachi and Charvet, and Michael Bergin.

 

From the modeling world Marky Mark and Markus Schenkenburg.

 

And of course, HooBoy and his twink d'jour as special guests.

 

Hey, something for everyone. ;-)

[ready182]

How 'bout Osama & 9 of his closest friends. I'll be serving the Jim Jones KoolAid.

[Guest WetDream]

It is hard to narrow it down to ten, but here goes:

 

Lytton Strachey, Tallulah Bankhead, Rimbaud, Eleanor Roosevelt, Marcel Proust, Queen Elizabeth I, Little Jimmy Dickens, Little Lulu and Jeanne Moreau.

 

Would probably do my "fag foods of the fifties" menu: oysters Rockefeller, Beef Wellington, green beans w/almonds, potatoes anna, iceberg lettuce w/green goddess dressing and a baked Alaska. I think that rose that comes in the nice crockery bottle would be perfect.

[Traveller]

1. Caligula

2. Catherine the Great

Both had my love for things equestrian

 

3. Jack the Ripper

4. Jesus

Both loved whores like I do

 

5. John the Baptist

6. Robespierre

Both gave good head like I do

 

7. Wilt Chamberlain

8. Brigham Young

Both got into variety like me

 

9. Hannibal

10.Anwar Sadat

Both were fucked at the end like I like

 

Later.

[OneFinger]

Ok, here's my top 10 list (in no particular order): [ol]

[li]Buddah

[li]Socrates

[li]Mohammad (the original - not Ali)

[li]Jesus

[li]Pope John Paul II

[li]Billy Graham

[li]Joseph Smith (founder of the Mormon Church)

[li]Jerry Falwell

[li]Martin Luther

[li]bin Laden [/ol]

 

As you can tell, I like entertainment with my dinner. }>

[Guest Charon]

I think if I had such a chance, I'd spend it on friends and family who are lost beyond the black veil. A final chance to celebrate things unsaid, and memories momentarily made flesh.

[BuckyXTC]

My guest list:

 

1. Matt Damon (for obvious reasons)

2. SmallTownJohn (because he's so cool and so hot!)

3. WetDream

4. God

5. Rod Hagen (to be seated with God, so God could try to convince Rod that he really exists.

6. Jensen Ackles (on the basis of sheer male beauty)

7. Billy Bob Thornton

8. Shirley Temple

9. Pat Boone

10. Truthteller (to be seated between Shirley and Pat, so they could have deep thoughts and conversations. }>

[Guest BlindPoodle]

Yee-Haw! My first official post!

 

 

Lil Richard & Jan--the mauve haired lady on Trinity Broadcasting Network

 

Jack Dangers-- because Meat Beat Manifesto Rocks

 

Jaston Williams & Joe Sears in drag as DiDi Snavely & Bertha Buemiller from A Tuna Christmas

 

Molly Ivins--she'd be cool with the Tuna Guys

 

Foster Brooks & Patsy Stone--seated together

 

Richard Simmons--cos I'd love the chance to kick his ass & throw him out

 

SmallTownJohn--er..um..cos I know him REALLY well

[HooBoy]

>>>Blind Poodle Invites Jaston Williams & Joe Sears in drag as DiDi Snavely & Bertha Buemiller from A Tuna Christmas

 

Now this a a dinner party I think would be fun. May I cum?

 

HooBoy (inspired by Jaston & Joe long ago)

[Guest BlindPoodle]

No one has ever made us laugh harder than those guys. We are Tuna addicts. John & I hope to meet them someday--I would flip.

 

Caught a show in Tampa last week called Trailer Trash Tabloid. It stars two regional theatre Tuna alums who play twelve characters quick change---a tornado, a murder & a trailer park--pretty much sums it up. One of the characters was flirting with John onstage so he invited "her" to sit in his lap while the other continued the scene. So...we had a cross between Cher's old Laverne character & Polly Holiday's Flo camped out at our table front row center.It was a blast! They hope to book a national tour. Check them out at: http://www.trailertrashtabloid.com

[BuckyXTC]

>Yee-Haw! My first official post!

 

>SmallTownJohn--er..um..cos I know him REALLY well

 

Blindpoodle, you lucky dude!!!! Maybe we'll kick out someone else at my dinner party and you can sit with John!

:-)

[Guest BenDover]

At my dinner party would be:

Bill Clinton

Bette Midler

Robin Williams

Jesus

Larry Flynt

Jerry Falwell

Lucille Ball

Liberace

Dorothy Parker

My Mother

[Guest happyday]

At my dinner party everyone would be seated at a long narrow table. Sitting across from each other would be

Mark Twain - Johnny Carson

Bill Clinton - Dolly Parton

Abe Lincoln - Martin Luther King

Hulk Hogan - Osama Bin Laden

Stan Laurel - Oliver Hardy

Yours truly - Mike Stefano--------------I know you are only suppose to ask 10 guests but it's my party and I need someone to sit across from. If I can't ask Mike then the party is off.:'(

[Guest IM_Moore]

John Lennon

Jimi Hendrix

Jim Morrison

Janis Joplin

Kurt Cobain

Brian Jones

Ronnie Van Zant

Stiv Bators

John Belushi

Marc Radcliffe

 

They can eat, I'll serve

[Guest Konga]

RE: Dinner for Two

 

Fay Wray

[+ deej]

RE: Dinner for Two

 

That's dinner *with* two.