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>>In every

>>profession, the oldest especially, the time comes to pass

>the

>>baton.

>

>Then again, most of Derek and my regular clients don't read

>this board, and if they do, they prefer to lurk instead of

>post. We rarely make any of these lists but we're not losing

>sleep over it. :)

>I am not sure if you are fishing or not, but either way, I'll bite (and occasionally leave marks).

I have seen you and Derek on many of the Best of This and The Best of That lists that have surfaced here, and you are deservedly mentioned. Happy New Year to you both and to all the writers and lurkers.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

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Rick did make a top escort list once, and here is his classy (and funny) reply:

 

Thu Jan-18-01 03:09 AM

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#42. "RE: Escorts of Year!"

In response to Reply # 0

 

I wasn't going to get involved (I wanted to take the high road but it turns out the high road was really a pedestrian walkway so I moved down to the low road and hailed a cab) but since Matt just spoke so eloquently (while jacking off; he's multi-tasking & you gotta love that), I want to, too.

 

Gentlemen of the Academy, this award means more to me than all of the dicks on earth (including the Dominican one that visited me earlier this evening...yum) and for very good reason. You see, it makes up for my losing the 7th grade class president election, which I lost because it was fixed (my mom said) and NOT because on all of my campaign posters, where it said "Ricky is the one for you," someone crossed out "one" and put "fag" (my mom said) (well, she didn't say I was a fag) (OK, yes she did, but that was way before we put her into therapy) (she never came out) (I did).

 

I'm honored to be recognized along with those other hot guys, especially Matt, the bad boy of Hooboy's site. Tying with Matt is just like, as my friend Stephen from Maximum Escorts tells me, when Barbra tied with Kate Hepburn at the 1968 Oscars. To me, it's more like when Lucy and Ethel ran for president of the Wednesday Afternoon Fine Arts League, and the votes were split, and new member Ruth Knickerbocker was the deciding vote, and neither Ricky nor Fred wanted his wife to win, so they each tried to wine & dine Ruth to sway her vote...but in the end, Lucy & Ethel both won. I guess what I'm trying to say is that maybe Tampa and Hooboy should take Rod to dinner. Actually, that isn't right. Rod should take Matt and me to dinner and eat humble pie. Or the souffle. I always get the souffle. (OK, when I start getting cute, it's time to end the post.)

 

Thanks to the fellow escorts who sent me congratulatory emails.

It confirmed that there really is a sense of brotherhood in our business. Brotherhood, and horniness. (I want a couple of those guys who wrote me...)

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I cut way back on hiring this year...paying down my credit card debt has been almost as orgasmic as my men-treats.

That being said...

Jason Markus is my number one...hand's down. Comes and stays and stays then cums.

Rafael Alencar who truly has me beleiving that we are having an affair and that I am the only man in his life. And I have never been fucked in so many different positions or places...who knew a studio apartment had so many nooks and crannies.

Third would be a toss up between Ridge in Chicago who kisses like a dream and Marco Antonio in London who is passion incarnate.

Thanks for the thread. I have several on my to-do list for '09

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>I have seen you and Derek on many of the Best of This and The

>Best of That lists that have surfaced here, and you are

>deservedly mentioned. Happy New Year to you both and to all

>the writers and lurkers.

 

I swear I wasn't fishing (partially because I can never get the worm on the hook, because that's just "ick," as Obama's daughters say about Britney) but I guess I just never saw the lists we were on. I recall a few months ago, Derek's name appeared on some list (there are always so many here) and I called him over to see it because I thought it was a rare and momentous occasion. :) Happy New Year to you, too, mister.

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>someone crossed out

>"one" and put "fag" (my mom said) (well,

>she didn't say I was a fag) (OK, yes she did, but that was way

>before we put her into therapy) (she never came out) (I did).

 

Wow, I really used to overuse parentheses, didn't I? Thanks for reprinting that because I had totally forgotten about that time. I guess it's time to go polish the trophy (that's my pet name for Derek).

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My hottest fucks of the year:

 

1. Thomas Olivier: Beautiful, thick cock. Made my toes quiver.

2. Rafael Alencar: Huge cock. Always rock hard and never ever tires out.

3. David SF: Very passionate guy, and a great fuck. Almost made me come "hands-free."

4. Victor Racek: I found him engaging -- hot tall muscle body and a huge cock.

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