NYC Escorts and their hourly rates

[Guest zipperzone]

>Did you just compare escorting to a regular day job?

>hahahahaha. Sigh.

>

>You are looney AND delusional.

 

Oh God - here we go again - just when I thought he had died.

[Guest zipperzone]

>I consider that this is a service, as computer repair is. You

>bring your computer to the shop, there is a lesser fee than if

>they make a home or business visit. Your bring your body to

>the masseuse, you get a lower rate than if he has to pack up

>his table and come to you.

 

Well if you wanted your fridge or grand piano repaired, would be expect to have to take it into the shop too?

 

If I were and escort, and some guy was willing to pay me $300 for an hour of my time and some body fluids, I would gladly "deliver" just like the pizza boy.

[+ purplekow]

>If I were and escort, and some guy was willing to pay me $300

>for an hour of my time and some body fluids, I would gladly

>"deliver" just like the pizza boy.

 

Most Pizza deliveries around here have a delivery fee and you tip the delivery boy. In the best of scenarios, the pizza boy is tastier than the pizza.

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[Guest zipperzone]

>Most Pizza deliveries around here have a delivery fee and you

>tip the delivery boy.

 

In my town, if the pizza palaces charged for delivery they would have to close their doors. And I tip the pizza delivery boy because he is only earning minimum wage as opposed to 300 bucks an hour.

 

>In the best of scenarios, the pizza boy

>is tastier than the pizza.

 

Especially if he is "double pepperoni, extra cheese"

[Guest RandyRon]

Guys,

 

You're really making me appreciate the dates I have at the end of October when Miguel http://www.musclelatino.com/ comes to Chicago. I've been with him several times and each time was everything I wanted. I've booked two "Night on the town (5hrs) $600" with him while he's in Chicago. I've also done several overnights with him and one weekend. He's built, butch, considerate, intelligent, and will gladly fuck your brains out. What more could I want? At this price, it comes out to a little over $100/hr. He's also very approachable and if he agrees to something, he delivers. Damn! I sound like an ad for him. Wonder if you guys tell him I sent you, I'll get a discount?

 

:P

[2hard2tame]

>>Did you just compare escorting to a regular day job?

>>hahahahaha. Sigh.

>>

>>You are looney AND delusional.

>

>Oh God - here we go again - just when I thought he had died.

>

 

 

Odd. Maybe someone should remove the meds from your house...wonder how long you would live, ya old bag of dirt

 

[+ deej]

>In my town, if the pizza palaces charged for delivery they

>would have to close their doors. And I tip the pizza delivery

>boy because he is only earning minimum wage as opposed to 300

>bucks an hour.

 

Same here, except the delivery boys tend to be cute California surfer dudes.

 

I tip because they can't do simple math. It's easier to round up to the nearest $5 than to watch that painful look on their faces when they have to make change.

 

For the really cute ones, I go up to the NEXT nearest $5 and don't think twice about copping a feel. They often enjoy it and they're often amenable to more. For more of a tip, of course. That part of the math they have down cold. }(

[Louis]

J.T. Maybe one of them will return holding a box like Justin Timberlake did on that Saturday Night LIve skit...:-)

[Lewis H]

>the delivery boys tend to be cute California

>surfer dudes.

>

>I tip because they can't do simple math. It's easier to round

>up to the nearest $5 than to watch that painful look on their

>faces when they have to make change.

>

>For the really cute ones, I go up to the NEXT nearest $5 and

>don't think twice about copping a feel. They often enjoy it

>and they're often amenable to more. For more of a tip, of

>course. That part of the math they have down cold. }(

 

I need to find the names of the pizza places you order from. I could use one with lotsa sausage on it. :9

[Guest zipperzone]

>I've booked two "Night on the town

>(5hrs) $600" with him while he's in Chicago. I've also done

>several overnights with him and one weekend. He's built,

>butch, considerate, intelligent, and will gladly fuck your

>brains out. What more could I want? At this price, it comes

>out to a little over $100/hr.

 

Randy - what a clever approach. A 5 hour session is probably as much sex time as you would get from an overnight, which would cost much more.

 

My only fear would be that he might cancel on your $500 appointment should he receive an overnight offer for the same evening.

[Guest zipperzone]

>Odd. Maybe someone should remove the meds from your

>house...wonder how long you would live, ya old bag of dirt

 

Honey - you are SO CLEVER and SO WITTY and SO ORIGINAL. Lord only knows how you have escaped the spotlight for so terribly long.

Could it be because you IQ is interchangable with you belt size?

[Guest zipperzone]

>For the really cute ones, I go up to the NEXT nearest $5 and

>don't think twice about copping a feel. They often enjoy it

>and they're often amenable to more. For more of a tip, of

>course. That part of the math they have down cold. }(

 

You clever little thing you - talk about old-fashioned Yankee ingenuity. I wonder how he explains to the next customer on his route why their pizza is stone cold "Sorry about the chilled pie, dude, but this hottie at my last delivery wanted to blow me and I took so long to cum"

[Guest RandyRon]

>>I've booked two "Night on the town

>>(5hrs) $600" with him while he's in Chicago. I've also done

>>several overnights with him and one weekend. He's built,

>>butch, considerate, intelligent, and will gladly fuck your

>>brains out. What more could I want? At this price, it

>comes

>>out to a little over $100/hr.

>

>Randy - what a clever approach. A 5 hour session is probably

>as much sex time as you would get from an overnight, which

>would cost much more.

>

>My only fear would be that he might cancel on your $500

>appointment should he receive an overnight offer for the same

>evening.

 

 

He has never stood me up yet and I've been with him several times both for short and long sessions. He is very professional. If you contact him ask for some recent pictures as he has added muscle and looks even better than his web site pictures. His arms and pecs are absolutely huge.

[MiamiLooker]

>

>>

>>If you were hired to work in an office, and were told the

>>salary was $4000/month, what would be the employer's

>reaction

>>if you said "well that's OK if I can work from home, but it

>I

>>have to come all the way down to your office, then I need

>>$5000 do compensate me for my travel time and expense".

>>

>>Last time I checked they don't pay you for getting to the

>job.

>>Escorting is no different as far as I am concerned.

>>

>

>

>

>Did you just compare escorting to a regular day job?

>hahahahaha. Sigh.

>

>You are looney AND delusional.

 

 

Looney would be like an escort announcing his retirement but leaving his escort profile up, and even updating it, in case someone wanted to hire him. He might even advertise as having "semi-negotiable" travel rates, whatever that means. Probably travel for free to Jena, LA, as long as the client provides a sheet and pillowcase.

[Guest zipperzone]

>Looney would be like an escort announcing his retirement but

>leaving his escort profile up, and even updating it, in case

>someone wanted to hire him. He might even advertise as having

>"semi-negotiable" travel rates, whatever that means. Probably

>travel for free to Jena, LA, as long as the client provides a

>sheet and pillowcase.

 

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