Fake Reviews Watch: First Candidate - Jax Thorne today

[Guest ncm2169]

I posted a while back about seeming to notice a larger than normal number of new Reviews by first time Reviewers which don't pass the smell test. Anyone who's read very many Reviews or who's lurked here for very long knows that there are always fake Reviews, but as I say, I think it's getting out of hand lately.

 

Therefore, I suggest a new fixed thread: Fake Reviews Watch, and my first candidate is today's Review of Jax Thorne (NYC). For that matter, his Reviews #5, #6 and #7 could have been written by the same person.

 

Since I don't have the talent (or the time) to deconstruct them like FFF does, I suggest you take a look for yourselves.

 

Anyone else care to point out any other recent obvious fakes? :+

[flguy]

Haven't had time to look at all of this mornings reviews, but I start at the bottom up. See my thread from a coulple of hours ago in regard to Steve Saks, 7 of 8 reviews are from first timers and I have a response from client that says first time was great, then second time was no show. I'm not a good dective nor have the time but things do tend to smell fishy at times. (of course Randy Ron would like that)Keeping an eye out.

[flguy]

Oops, sorry its Andrew Saks

[Guest LG320126]

Me thinks you need some hobbies or something to occupy your time.

[+ glutes]

>

>Anyone else care to point out any other recent obvious fakes?

>:+

 

There are so many, I wouldn't know where to start!

[bigguyinpasadena]

I for one think that the idea of a "fake review thread"stinks.

If it is obvious that some of the reviws are fake-fine if any one wants to point that out to a poster inquiring about a particular escort that is ok also.

But to start a withchunt by some of the queens in here just so they can get their two bits in-baaaaaad idea.

It is a "guessing game"as to which reviews are fakes and which are real.But the outcome might be some innocent fellas livlihood will be impacted.

If you have a bad session with an escort-than post a review in the review section-otherwise get a life!

[VaHawk]

"I for one think that the idea of a "fake review thread"stinks."

 

I second that.

 

When I first came to this site, ncm was one of my favorite posters, but it is obvious that he often posts after smoking WAAAAY too much dope! What other possible explanation could there be for farting this idiocy out of his buns?

[JT Brooklyn]

IMHO..Some of the "Obvious" Fakes are good for a chuckle! They do make for a better read than... "But that is between us"! It also is possible that some Guys feeling they need a long list of Reviews, to Impress new Clients, will ask "every guy" they hangout with, to write a review! I have had that happen in the past, with guys with many Reviews.. I Didn't Review them...Nor did I tell them I am a very Creditable Reviewer... And some guys just really don't do a very good job of writing a Review. BUT The idea of "Labeling" Guys with "Fake Reviews" is very unfair..You don't like what you read, Don't call! :+

[+ bigjoey]

if i feel a review is fake and writen by the escort, i assume he his accurately describing his limits or lack of them. if the fake review says he kisses, tops, etc. i assume he will do that when we meet.

 

mostly, i look for men with multiple reviews by well known reviewers. i would hire anyone given a good review by KY top.

[vabballfan]

Why pick Jax Thorne to blast today? Three out of his seven reviews are by first time reviewers. But four aren't. I am remiss - I saw him with Brett Holt in NYC and didn't submit a review for Jax - my bad.

 

But I plan on hiring him again when I am in New York. He's a great top (who I think can be talked into flipping on occasion), great kisser and big cock.

 

Don't assume he's a bad guy. Somebody has to be a "First Time Reviewer" at some point to be a "Second Time Reviewer".

[JT Brooklyn]

Ditto.. Vaballfan..Why JAX Review? There is nothing to show, a "self serving" PR Release at all. I have emailed him a couple of times. He seems to be a nice Upfront type of guy. :+

[pierrot]

I don't necessarily think calling attention to reviews we think are fakes is a bad idea.

About the most recent Jax Thorne review, I'm interested to know why you think this one is fake. This review seems to be written by someone whose first language is not English. In fact, it's so poorly written that I'm not sure what he means at times. Jax is, according the other reviews, a New Zealander. So I would assume he could do a better job if he were faking this review.

As others have pointed it, there's no foolproof way to know which ones are fakes. But I am interested when others have a good reason to suspect it.

[ErikMcAlister]

Beverages

 

I know what a White Russian is, but what's a Black Russian?

[Guest Delaware Man]

RE: Beverages

 

Vodka and Kahlua on ice w/o the cream. Very lethal and very good.

[flguy]

The ABSOLUTE worst hangovers in the world come from Black Russians. A female friend of mine cried for an entire day following too many of these, but she didn't learn the first time. Caution is urged when consuming these drinks.

[ErikMcAlister]

I find anything alcoholic & creamy to be pretty vile.

[Guest RandyRon]

Not that fishy smell.

 

I'm not a good

>dective nor have the time but things do tend to smell fishy at

>times. (of course Randy Ron would like that)Keeping an eye

>out.

 

 

Hey! I take exception to that. I do like a man's crotch to smell like a man but definitely not like "fishy." :+

[bigguyinpasadena]

You want vile?Next time you brunch at one of New Orleans fabulous restaurants order a Ramos Fizz.

Gin

lemon juice

egg white

cream

sugar

heavy cream

orange flower water

[BobbyB]

"The ABSOLUTE worst hangovers in the world come from Black Russians."

 

Oh, I don't know about that. I think I'd chose death over another Jagermeister hangover. x(

 

-BobbyB

[Barry]

>Oh, I don't know about that. I think I'd chose death over

>another Jagermeister hangover. x(

 

I totally agree BobbyB. I was with a group at Super Bowl XXX and it was my birthday while we were there. The guys decided an infinite quantity of Jagermeister was in order. The only time in my life I blacked out. Luckily we were in the hotel bar. I was "taken" to my room but sadly woke up with my clothes on. I couldn't eat, move or tolerate any sound above a whisper for a full day.

 

Also mixing Jagermeister with any other form of alcohol leads to a most ipecactic experience.

 

Barry

[ErikMcAlister]

eww.. alcohol, egg, & cream.

I'm sure I'd vomit.

[ErikMcAlister]

You haven't lived until you've slipped OFF a barstool & vomited peach schnapps all over a floor in Budapest!

I really don't drink anymore.

[+ deej]

>Oh, I don't know about that. I think I'd chose death over

>another Jagermeister hangover. x(

 

I'm always up for a shot of Jager.

 

EXACTLY one. ;-)

 

I can blame Jager for the one time a roommate had to carry me in from the car. (I was actually surprised ... but it was his car and he didn't want accidents.) Apparently I rolled out of bed (thump!) several times that night. I almost wish he hadn't kept putting me back *in*. The bruises weren't easy to explain the next day.

 

Jagermeister sorta sneaks up on you and whacks you over the head when it's too late to have any clue what you've done to yourself.