Depressed? Bored? Nothing to Look forward to?

[TotallyOz]

Has life lost its meaning? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, do not despair!

 

Now there is a cure!!

 

If you have been depressed by a life that you thought was without meaning, an

 

ESCORT

 

may be able to help! Escorts have helped thousands of people who thought they had nothing to live for. Depression disappears immediately, usually after the first contact with an escort! (In a recent survey of 500 depressed men, 499 said that Escorts solved their problem!)

 

So consult your doctor or health care professional to find out whether Escorts are right for you.

 

** Most common side effects include exhaustion, sexual obsession and bankruptcy. ***

 

(all in humor)

TotallyOZ

[TotallyOz]

Has life lost its meaning? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, do not despair!

 

Now there is a cure!!

 

If you have been depressed by a life that you thought was without meaning, an

 

ESCORT

 

may be able to help! Escorts have helped thousands of people who thought they had nothing to live for. Depression disappears immediately, usually after the first contact with an escort! (In a recent survey of 500 depressed men, 499 said that Escorts solved their problem!)

 

So consult your doctor or health care professional to find out whether Escorts are right for you.

 

** Most common side effects include exhaustion, sexual obsession and bankruptcy. ***

 

(all in humor)

TotallyOZ

[Cooper]

>** Most common side effects include exhaustion, sexual

>obsession and bankruptcy. ***

 

 

OZ, for me, the most common side effect of seeing an escort was depression! Either way, you're still screwed.

[Cooper]

>** Most common side effects include exhaustion, sexual

>obsession and bankruptcy. ***

 

 

OZ, for me, the most common side effect of seeing an escort was depression! Either way, you're still screwed.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Three Of Four Twinks Agree

 

>

>>** Most common side effects include exhaustion, sexual

>>obsession and bankruptcy. ***

>

>OZ, for me, the most common side effect of seeing an escort

>was depression! Either way, you're still screwed.

 

That if you are still depressed, young man, you are either seeing the wrong Escorts or you are using Escorts in a manner contrary to that prescribed by your mental health practioner.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Three Of Four Twinks Agree

 

>

>>** Most common side effects include exhaustion, sexual

>>obsession and bankruptcy. ***

>

>OZ, for me, the most common side effect of seeing an escort

>was depression! Either way, you're still screwed.

 

That if you are still depressed, young man, you are either seeing the wrong Escorts or you are using Escorts in a manner contrary to that prescribed by your mental health practioner.

[foxy]

RE: Three Of Four Twinks Agree

 

Escorts can be habit forming however and should never be combined with alcohol. Never drive a car or operate heavy machinery while using them. Also, make sure they have a child-proof cap. Drink plenty of water and take with food.