RE: Appointments with Bruno Gaucho

[Guest Brazil Nut]

RE: Appointments with Bruno Gaucho - cell phone

 

Bruno's cell phone minutes - which he thought would last for November :7 :7 :7 or at least a few weeks - have been exhausted in just 2 days :-( :-( :-( . That is why you are getting the "not in service" message.

 

He is trying to take care of the problem. But EMAIL is the best way to try to get an appointment with him, as he says in the original post on this thread.

 

Send him an EMAIL and use the guidelines in his post. Also you should look at his website FIRST - much of what you want to know is already there, so you don't need to ask it again - and keep the email short and to the point. He is having a very hard time keeping up with the flood.

 

Also please be patient about getting a reply

[Donnie]

>I am answering the mail as much as possible in the ORDER OF

>DATES REQUESTED, so if yours is for November 29 expect to

>wait a bit.

 

One might also expect that dick to be really used, irritated and worn out by then!

[Chuck50]

All I can say it is Hell to be Popular HUgs Chuck

[+ Lucky]

It is probably easier to get an audience with the pope! If he is really that inundated with clients, more power to him. Have a nice time, as they say.

[Guest Brazil Nut]

>It is probably easier to get an audience with the pope! If

>he is really that inundated with clients, more power to him.

>Have a nice time, as they say.

 

I think the pope didn't get one either, Lucky... ;-)

 

Not clients, emails. There's a difference. Only some of them turn out to be clients.

[Guest Brazil Nut]

RE: Appointments with Bruno Gaucho - emails

 

Bruno has gotten close to 200 emails in the last 24 hours or so.

More than half of them are in the nature of greetings or non-specific inquiries.

 

He was trying to respond to all of them, but even for someone whose native language is English that is a daunting task.

 

He has asked me to say that he appreciates the welcomes, well-wishes, general contacts, etc., but hopes that you will understand if he cannot answer them all.

 

If your inquiry is about rates, how long he will be in New York or other general information like that please see his website and the original post above.

 

He will be concentrating on answering the ones which include specific requests for an appointment - dates, times, etc.

 

Please be patient and understanding.

[Guest 7Zach]

RE: Appointments with Bruno Gaucho - emails

 

I wish him well, but this post is triggering my gag reflex.

[+ glutes]

RE: Appointments with Bruno Gaucho - emails

 

It took Bruno 10 days to get back to me when he was in Sao Paulo a few months back...

[+ Axiom2001]

RE: Appointments with Bruno Gaucho - emails

 

The boy's too hot to trot, and "patience is a virtue."

 

I hope he'll be available in Brazil--Rio or SP when I return, and I do hope that all of his admirers can be satisfied while he's in this country!!:9

[+ Cock Eyed Optimist]

RE: Appointments with Bruno Gaucho - emails

 

>I wish him well, but this post is triggering my gag reflex.

 

I agree! What is all the hype? Can someone explain? (And yes, I have seen his website.)

[ad rian]

>Thank you. (Yes, a friend is helping me with my English.)

 

I suspect he is helping him with more than just his English. I never thought of a pimp as a "friend" before, but then again I guess since he is helping with the English, he chose a nicer translation. Frankly, is this guy for real, or is somebody having a good laugh at our expense?!

[+ Axiom2001]

I'll take him at his word. Perhaps he'll wait until he returns to Brazil to have Mr. Gaucho to himself.

 

Have you ever helped a fine man with a situation without expecting anything in return? Remember: "It is more blessed to give than to receive"! This can be applied here.

 

Lastly, if Bruno wants to offer himself to his guardian on his own accord to show his appreciation-- I could accept this and still believe that his SPONSOR has been on the up and up.

 

Let's try to be less dubious about situations and more open minded and optimistic.

[MoMan]

I met w/Bruno on Monday. Very nice, very sexy guy. The language barrier was not a problem at all. The only reason I probably won't see him again is the required two hour minimum. We had a great time, don't get me wrong...but $400 is beyond what I'm willing to pay, especially with so many equally hot, sexy guys at the going rate of $150-200.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>We had a great time, don't get me wrong...but $400

>is beyond what I'm willing to pay, especially with so many

>equally hot, sexy guys at the going rate of $150-200.

 

But as long as he can sucker guys in with a 2 hour minimum he'll continue to do it.

 

I'm glad you had fun. He's pretty but not $400 pretty.

 

Austerely yours,

 

FFF

[Guest Tomcal_]

Guys, My friends and I "ran" in to Bruno twice this past summer in Rio, when we were there. Once in my hotel hallway, he was with a Guy who had a room down from me, and again on the street. He is attractive(almost what you would call pretty!)and very nice body, but in Rio where he charges only 1/4 of what he does here, that is still 5X times more then what the local boys at the saunas charge and they are just as goodlooking and with as big a dick, what they don't have going for them down there is being blond and that is a big selling point in Rio. I would definitly have sex with him but not at the prices he's charging, and the boys are just as hot and they Cum, something that Bruno doesn't do if he has multiple appointments in the day according to a couple of guys who have been with him.

[AllDaySucker]

>But as long as he can sucker guys

 

Hey, I'll go for that!!! }>

 

-AllDaySucker

[AllDaySucker]

> I never thought of a pimp as a "friend" before, but then

>again I guess since he is helping with the English, he chose

>a nicer translation.

 

How about "FACILITATOR"?

 

But I like it better if you take out the AC and IT: FacILitATOR :9

(I know, I know, but English spelling is ridiculous anyway.)

 

-Sucker

[guyinsf]

Now I know where I need to go on my next vacation! :9

 

I haven't been following the Bruno news for a while. I just read this thread and then looked at his website. He is as "pretty" as I remembered when he first got mentioned here. I don't know if he looks as stunning in person, but he comes across very well in photographs. What I don't get is why every click on his website forces a pop-up ad, most of which feature some blond woman sticking her ass out towards the camera. Not exactly the kind of image I expect (or want) to see over and over when I'm checking out an escort's website.

 

Ending an overnight at 7 a.m. also seems weird. I cannot imagine setting an alarm clock to get up so the escort can hurriedly shower and leave. Maybe his overnight appointments consist of no sleep and just sex?!

 

Though I wouldn't pay $400 for two hours for someone I'd never met, that has as much to do with my discretionary income as it does with my experience that many of the guys whom I've paid the most have been the most disappointing. There's no way to know whether you're going to "click" until you meet, and committing to two hours at a cost of $400 is more than I'd be willing to gamble on anyone, no matter how cute he is. Still, if I had four times my current income I'd probably be less frugal and would take the chance.

[Guest msagget]

Does anybody have a comment about today's review? Now, I've convinced that someone will reject the review because it's a first time reviewer but interesting to see that THE GREAT ONE has a negative review.

[Spida]

IMHO - He is pretty good looking, but 400 bucks! Is anyone really worth that? I can understand the 2 hour min he needs to rejuvinate! Well if someone pays for it I guess good for him.

 

I am starting to concur my next vaca might be Rio. Anyone game :-)

[trilingual]

About today's negative review of Bruno: I don't question the reviewer's honesty, but this sounds a bit out-of-character for Bruno. However, Bruno's English is weak. Possibly the language barrier got in the way and there was a misunderstanding about dates/times? I'm only guessing here.

 

One lesson to be learned from this reviewer's experience might be not to travel half-way around the globe ONLY for the purpose of a get-together with an escort you've never met. (And especially one who doesn't speak your language and/or vice-versa.) Of course, I don't bill at $500/hr., but even if I did, I doubt I'd do something like that. If I'm traveling somewhere in any event for other reasons (business/visiting friends/etc.) I might make arrangements with an out-of-town escort, but I wouldn't make him the sole purpose of my trip, no matter how hot he is! (And I'll REALLY appreciate nobody throwing this in my face the first time I break my own rule! ;-) )

 

About Bruno's rates and beauty: As has been discussed here before, Bruno's rates while in the U.S. come to $200/hr., which is run-of-the-mill for NY or LA escorts. Knowing that encounters often run more than an hour, I don't think it's unreasonable of him to be up-front about being paid for two hours, and not having to feel rushed when there's a lot of demand for his time. Everyone who's actually been with him seems to have been very pleased with their experience, so I'd venture to say he's worth the price if he's your type. Speaking of which, Bruno isn't really my type, so I'm reasonably immune to his particular charms, but I can certainly understand why readers here who are into the blond cherub look go into palpitations over Bruno. Chacun à son gôut, but I think some of the comments here about Bruno's looks are either a bit off the mark or have a touch of sour grapes to them. Whether or not he does anything for you, personally, it's easy to see that Bruno is a superb specimen of a particular type that appeals to a lot of people, so it's understandable he has such a large fan club!

[ad rian]

> Everyone who's actually been with him

>seems to have been very pleased with their experience, so

>I'd venture to say he's worth the price if he's your type.

>Speaking of which, Bruno isn't really my type, so I'm

>reasonably immune to his particular charms, but I can

>certainly understand why readers here who are into the blond

>cherub look go into palpitations over Bruno. Chacun à son

>gôut, ....

 

Did you read the description of one of hos reviewers that I posted on one of the other paen to Bruno threads? I think some people just have low expectations. I don't know what's really going on here, but this guy's fan clun seems very very odd to me.

[+ Axiom2001]

...but this guy's fan club seems odd to me..."

Adrian, what has stirred up such negative venom in you regarding Bruno? This brings back a very long thread that appears on either 3 or 4 or 5 by now regarding this young escort.

 

How long have you been a member of this board? Go back into the archives and do some reading before writing such s......!

[ad rian]

>Adrian, what has stirred up such negative venom in you

>regarding Bruno?

 

It is not venom towards Bruno, rather I just have come to respect my fellow Board members so much that these pathetic paens to Bruno embarass me. I need a shower after I read each of them. I for one won't hire an around the clock whore who leaves his phone on and impresses people disinterested in sexual performance. I am surprised so many people here think those are characteristics of a beatified escort.

[Guest YFSC]

>>Adrian, what has stirred up such negative venom in you

>>regarding Bruno?

>

>It is not venom towards Bruno,

 

Not venom????? What do you call it then????

You have been spewing venom all over him in the current threads about him. And apparently that was not enough: you have felt compelled to dig up all the old threads about him as well and to make snide or sarcastic remarks on those too. And you even felt compelled to make a snide remark about Bruno on the travel post of another escort.

 

And your fangs are showing.

 

 

>I for one won't hire an around the clock whore

 

Then don't. And how do you know how many clients he has per day? Oh yes! I forgot. You posted it in another thread. "12 guys a day for 2 hours each." Aren't you surprised that even Bruno has not yet found a way to have "15 guys a day for 2 hours each"?