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I just had what's one of the worst massages I've ever had.

https://rentmasseur.com/elitemasseur

Let me detail what made it one of the worst:

  • The photos did not match what he looks like. Not even close. He's got a gut. He doesn't have one in the photos -- not by a long shot. I am not even sure the photos are of him.
  • The "sensual" massage, which cost $50 more, was anything but sensual. He never took off his shorts, there was no happy ending or similar activity, etc. He said "sensual" means he provides a softer touch during the latter part of the massage. Give. Me. A. Break.
  • The massage itself paled in comparison to many other massages I've gotten. And it was definitely not worth $300.

Verdict: He's a nice guy and has a decent body, but his services are nowhere near worth paying $300. 

Advice: Don't hire him. Just don't.


 

Edited by ManLuver
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in his defense (not that I'm defending him), the forum has been trying to define "sensual massage" since Hooboy days (earliest days of this century)........still trying.......

thanks for the comments on him......this will probably be moved to the "Spa" subforum at some point soon...... 

I wish it had been a better experience for you

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He’s a “nice guy”?  No he’s not! A nice guy doesn’t charge you $50 extra for a softer massage. He’s a dick and a con. That’s not nice at all. But, I will say, hiring a headless wonder is a mistake. Don’t do that. No headless wonders and no deposits. And most certainly no deposits to headless wonders. 

As far as “sensual” meaning, with the extra fee often associated, there is no doubt that means at least happy ending. None. Zero. Zip. No debate. No second guessing. No confusion on the matter whatsoever. None. I’m surprised there is any controversy about that at all here or anywhere else. There shouldn’t be. In NYC there is no doubt about that at all. I certainly have not heard of this particular debate in 20 years. Sensual means at least HE. Always has. 

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3 hours ago, ManLuver said:

The photos did not match what he looks like. Not even close. He's got a gut. He doesn't have one in the photos -- not by a long shot. I am not even sure the photos are of him.

Another reason not to trust ads full of headless wonder shots of hot bods.  When in doubt, as for Facetime, or whatever medium you can use to confirm the photos = who you will meet.

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