Kirk strikes again

[BewareofNick]

For those who might not read the reviews:

 

Review #8, 12/16/2001

Escort's Name: Kirk

Location: NYC

Age: 28

Month & Year of Your Date: December 2001

Where did you find him?: Other website advertising escorts

Publication:

Internet Address: http://www.rentboy.com/websites/kirk/

Escort's email address: N/A

Escort's advertised phone number: 917-767-1780

Rates: $200

Did he live up to his physical description?: Yes

Did he live up to what he promised?: No

Height: 6'1

Weight: 180

Facial Hair: No

Body Hair: No

Hair Color: Blond

Eye Color: Blue

Dick size: 9 inches

Cut or Uncut?: Cut

Thickness: Thick

Does he smoke?: Not with me

Top, Bottom, Versatile?: Not sure

In Calls / Out Calls / Not Sure: Both

Kisser: No

Has He been Reviewed Here before?: No

Rating: Unsatisfactory

Hire Again: No way

Handle: Hardbody

Submissions: This Is My First Review

URL for pics:

 

Experience:

 

I saw Kirk's ad on the Rentboy.com website and called him on December 11, 2001 on his cell phone (number listed on the ad). I asked him whether he was able to kiss, perform oral sex, and be a bottom because this is what I wanted. He mentioned that he could (no problem!!). He quoted me $200 to come to my hotel. After arriving at my hotel, he asked for the money in advance. Once we undress, I tried to kiss him but he wouldn't kiss. He started to jack me off but would not perform oral sex. I finally asked him whether we could engage in anal sex but he also refused. All this time, he kept mentioning that he really "like to get to know someone before doing anything", and that "jacking me off should be good enough." In fact, this guy doesn't do squat. When I reminded him that he promised all those things, he just dressed up and suddenly left. He promises everything, takes the money and delivers nothing. He is a liar and a cheater, and the biggest rip-off I have even seen, so please beware. He also operates out of Toronto with the following number listed on his website (416-712-8527).

 

You:

 

I am 45, GWM, who enjoys kissing, oral sex and being a top. I expect escorts to live up to their promises. That's why I always specifically ask whether they can kiss, perform oral sex, and be bottom. This will be the last time I pay someone ahead of time. I have learned my lesson.

 

Reviewed:

 

My Previously Published Reviews: None

 

As Truth Teller is so fond of saying, Kirk truly is the master of deception. But here's my question: The reviewer obviously had knowledge of this site. Why oh why did he not do a little research on Kirk BEFORE hiring?? I have to wonder if TT is right when he says some guys enjoy being ripped off.

 

And on a related note, I was watching an early episode of Queer as Folk that I had never seen before. In this one scene, Ted is watching a live stripper on his computer and it is none other than Kirk!! I know why the producers picked Kirk, but what would they think if they knew how Kirk ripped people off?

 

And Hoo, isn't it time for a Flags on the Field icon for Kirk?

[+ deej]

>And on a related note, I was watching an early episode of

>Queer as Folk that I had never seen before. In this one

>scene, Ted is watching a live stripper on his computer and

>it is none other than Kirk!! I know why the producers

>picked Kirk, but what would they think if they knew how Kirk

>ripped people off?

 

They probably a) wouldn't care and b) wouldn't be surprised. He was hired to be eye candy and he's certainly that. Plus, he has experience as an internet model since he used to work for (maybe still does) videosecrets.com, which is based in Toronto where QAF is shot.

 

The producers probably went to the owner of videosecrets.com, went through his entire stable of internet models, and picked Kirk for the way he looks on screen.

[Guest Bruno]

He also goes by the names "Brad" and "Derek" in Toronto

[johnnysneakers]

Isn't his brother Derek, or is it Darren? I don't think he is quite as bad but there are bad reviews of him. He used to dance at Remingtons and Gaiety but I think he is in NYC now, under the name of Markus on Rentboy. More of a BB, but a hustler none the less.

[Michael]

>Isn't his brother Derek, or is it Darren? I don't think he

>is quite as bad but there are bad reviews of him. He used

>to dance at Remingtons and Gaiety but I think he is in NYC

>now, under the name of Markus on Rentboy. More of a BB, but

>a hustler none the less.

 

Kirk's brother used to work at Remingtons as "Darren" and more recently in NY as "Markus"

- he's younger than Kirk, bigger and considerably more muscular (but with a much smaller dick ...).

 

It's a pretty close call but, if anything, Darren is worse than Kirk.

 

On a good day Kirk can actually be quite charming

- something that his brother could never be accused of ... :-(

[+ bigjoey]

i fail to understand why anyone familiar with this site would hire kirk or his brother.

[Traveller]

Because Kirk is one hell of a good lay.

 

Later.

[Guest edward10021]

come on, is he REALLY that bad?

 

I was with hime twice in the span of past 2 years. I thought he was fairly average. Once in a 3 way (for $300), he was pretty into it. Once he showed my his juice, after working pretty hard for it.

 

He ranked probably a 6 or 7 (out of 10). But, not what people complaint about.

 

Give him a break, please. What do you really expect from a straight boy anyway?

[BewareofNick]

Honesty? Getting what you pay for and NOT bait and switch? And the last time I looked straight boys didn't have sex with other men.

 

You speak as though it is some sort of privilege to have sexual contact with a breeder. Perhaps you'd care to elaborate further.

[Guest edward10021]

>Honesty? Getting what you pay for and NOT bait and switch?

sorry i didn't experience it from him. He was quite professional but just not sincere enough.

 

>And the last time I looked straight boys didn't have sex

>with other men.

Again sorry to disagree. Paid boys are paid boys. Do you think the gay escorts won't do women, if the price is right?

 

>You speak as though it is some sort of privilege to have

>sexual contact with a breeder. Perhaps you'd care to

>elaborate further.

Our foremost criteria is that they are eye candies. Kirk is definitely one. You find out soon enough that he is straight (how can you not?) through his body language. No. Can the straight ones really accomodate as well as the gay ones? No. Of course, you would rather they would have the sensiblities of our kind. Would I hire him if there a comparable gay one at that time? Of course not.

 

My point is that I am not defending him. I am just saying, he tried.

 

He probably only has 2-5 years left in this industry. There will be many younger and better eye candies in the future.

 

I've said too much. Let us just move on. There no point in being vindictive.

[BewareofNick]

>I've said too much. Let us just move on. There no point in

>being vindictive.

 

And no point in beingan apologist either