Billy Brandt in Unzipped

[CT Dick]

After all that talk about the very expensive Mr. Brandt, here he ends up on the cover of Unzipped for November.

 

In the interview he says he likes sex, men or women doesn't matter. He talks about his start in strip clubs, originally str8 ones. There is no whiff of his escorting activities.

 

The pix are great but I'm still not sure he's worth twice as much as many of the good escorts reviewed here.

 

Dick

[Guest WetDream]

RE: Aromatherapy

 

“There is no whiff of his escorting activities."

 

Any ideas on what they smell like?

[+ Lucky]

RE: Aromatherapy

 

I'd bet they smell pretty good....

[OneFinger]

>In the interview he says he likes sex, men or women doesn't matter.

 

Dick,

 

In a thread about a month ago, several people indicated that those "interviews" are usually made-up by the magazine. The models have little or no knowledge about what the article states.

 

Not so sure I'd believe what the magazine wrote or omitted.

[marc anthony]

He is a decent escort, a very beautiful boy, and a nice kid as well. Only the buyer can decide if he is worth twice the amount. It just depends how bad you want to spend time with Billy Brandt. There is no other Billy Brandt that is less expensive. I have other escorts that I love and hire far more often than I have or would ever hire Billy, but my time with him was fun and worth the money. Someday, I may hire him again.

 

As I said, it really just depends on the buyer.

[Bilbo]

For some reason, I trust the interviews in Unzipped. While they may be cautious in what they actually use, I do get the feeling that the conversation really took place. And I remember them talking a good bit about escorting activities when they interviewed Max Grand a couple of years back. I think, I may be wrong, that the interviews that the other poster was talking about was more the ones which are only there to accompany photo layouts and help feed your masturbatory fantasies.

 

What's your take on this, Deej? And I'm sorry if I'm asking you to repeat yourself.

 

On a more personal not, completely off the subject and to be playfully ignored: My lover and I took a get away day today down to Galveston and he took a short roll of film of me feeding the gulls with my shirt off, so I may be giving Hoo a picture to go with my reviews (Blade Dyckmann of Houston - I may be pure Celt, but I'm married to a guy of German descent.) very soon. (Also have to figure out how to work my scanner.)

[+ deej]

>As I said, it really just depends on the buyer.

 

Yep. Just like the MasterCard commercials: some things are priceless.

[+ deej]

>What's your take on this, Deej? And I'm sorry if I'm asking you to repeat yourself.

 

I just read it today, too.

 

Many interviews are fabricated. I don't know about this one. Got no reason to doubt it, but also got no reason to believe it. <shrug> The "author" certainly isn't known to me, and I know Unzipped makes up author names at will.

 

If there is any truth in it, I hope it's the live-in girlfriend who rules the roost and keeps him under control. She sounds like someone I'd like a *lot*!

 

Billy has said in public that he's never bottomed, but the interview says he tried it but it didn't work. Which is right? I'll likely never know.

 

He is pretty. But I won't be hiring him.

[Guest alanm]

I have not read the interview, but I have hired Billy Brandt. To

me, Billy is sensation and worth the money. As to the interview,

I have talked to Billy at length and the quotes agrue with what

he told me about himself. Billy also told me that he had bottom for only one person. We all know that Billy is very good looking, but he has a charismatic quality that is hard to put into words. The bottom line is I would rather hire Billy once that escort X (don't want to piss anyone off by naming some of the most popular escorts on this site) 3 or 4 times.

[Guest Merlin]

True blonds are very hard to find and Billy appears to be one. Lots of escorts call themselves blonds but turn out to have brown hair. I have a weakness for blonds and the skin coloring that goes with being a true blond.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

he lied!

 

<<Billy has said in public that he's never bottomed, >>

[Guest DCescortBOY]

it is NOT naturally blond. it is brown. not terribly dark, but definitely not blond. if you let the hair grow on his body, you can see the truth.

 

yes, i know the truth... straight from emmaus, pennsylvania.

 

<<True blonds are very hard to find and Billy appears to be one.>>

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>Billy has said in public that

>he's never bottomed, but the

>interview says he tried it

>but it didn't work. Which

>is right? I'll likely never

>know.

 

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Billy Brandt is a big messy bottom. I wish I had a dollar for every 100% top I've fucked into oblivion. If Miss Brandt were here at my place, I'd have him screaming like a black lady in church.

 

Absolutely yours,

 

FFF

[Guest NakedTony]

>...I'd have him screaming like a black lady in church...

 

Do only BLACK women scream in church or is there a bit of bigotry showing?

[Guest alanm]

Dream on, my friend. Perhaps you would like to talk to Billy's girl friend. But, I already know your response to that: "The girl

friend is the last to know." Since I paid his very high fee, the

one thing I do not for sure is that Billy is not a bottom. Again,

I know you'll dispute this with absolutely no evidence to support your position.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

>>...I'd have him screaming like a black lady in church...

>

>Do only BLACK women scream in

>church or is there a

>bit of bigotry showing?

 

 

dam you!

 

 

LOL.. couldn't resist!

[Guest DCescortBOY]

i've spoken to them both, as well as the coke pusher (not dealer) in emmaus, pa billy lives (or maybe lived--not sure if he's still there or not) with.

 

just having a girlfriend or being generally BI doesn't mean he hasn't gotten fucked. take a gander at one of his movies. he sounds like some teenage girl having her twat licked for the first time anyone gets remotely in the vicinity of his ass.

 

as far as dreaming on, well... billy (insert realy name, which starts with a J here) is attractive, but not at all my type. maybe if he'd let the hair go natural. but, he'd still not be latin.

 

 

>Dream on, my friend. Perhaps

>you would like to talk

>to Billy's girl friend. But,

>I already know your response

>to that: "The girl

>friend is the last to know."

 

> Since I paid his

>very high fee, the

>one thing I do not for

>sure is that Billy is

>not a bottom.

 

not as an escort, no, but some of us know him in situations that do not involve the exchange of cash!

 

>Again,

>I know you'll dispute this with

>absolutely no evidence to support

>your position.

 

i can give you his address, where in the house his bedroom is (think or STAIRS as a hint), where he drops his dirty laundry, how much dog hair is stuck to his favorite sweater.... do i need to go on, or have i demonstrated that i've got plenty proof?

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

Let's review a few things about Miss Brandt, shall we?

 

He does porn.

He dyes his hair.

He's an escort.

He has a "girlfriend".

He charges exhorbitant rates.

He swears he's a top, yet he screams like his hair's on fire while getting rimmed.

He has a PA.

 

Put all of those together and it spells "b-o-t-t-o-m" - a bottom with "issues", in fact.

 

Any "pretty boy" who has a "girlfriend" and escorts but charges a ridiculous fee is obviously not comfortable about his sexuality. Yet, the dilusional on this board take him at his word when he swears he's only a top.

 

Yeah, right.

 

Dismissively yours,

 

FFF

[Barry]

He has a PA? Didn't see it on his nude pics from the Pool Party.

[Guest DickHo]

I agree with you but why do you say that having a PA makes him a bottom?

[marc anthony]

Actually, the times I have been with Billy, I don't recall any PA... someone educate me, can you take those things on and off like other pieces of jewelry?

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>I agree with you but why

>do you say that having

>a PA makes him a

>bottom?

 

I was making a cumulative point - don't take one bullet point out and think I'm proving my case with it alone.

 

Clarifyingly yours,

 

FFF

[+ deej]

Your chain of logic is, of course, flawless FFF. It's just like that old children's answer to why fire engines are red:

 

* Fire engines have 8 men and 4 wheels

* 8+4=12

* 12" is a ruler

* Queen Elizabeth is a ruler

* The Queen Elizabeth was the mightiest ship ever to sail the ocean

* Fish live in the ocean

* Fish have fins

* The Fins hate the Russians

* Russians are red

 

That's why fire engines are red.

 

The ONLY people on Earth who know whether Billy Brandt is a bottom would be those that have fucked him. Period. No emphatically stated leaps of logic on your part will make it so.

[OneFinger]

>dam you!

 

Shouldn't that be damn you? :-)

 

LOL (I couldn't resist.)

[Bilbo]

On these boards, it's debatable which is worst, when you consider which flow might be blocked.