samhexum Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 (edited) Thinking of you, @mike carey... CHART YOUR FART We all fart! Some more than others! Some louder than others? Some smellier than others! And some funnier than others! Project launched 15th November 2024 In 2021, 60% of Australians reported to us that they experienced excessive flatulence. This got us thinking, what is a ‘normal’ amount of farts per day? Dietary change is frequently a catalyst for gut changes such as increased gas production as our gut adapts. The Chart Your Fart app is designed to better understand the flatulence patterns and concerns of Australians as part of our public-led research in the area of health and wellbeing. So essentially, we want to know about your farting habits. We are looking for Australians aged 14 years and over to provide 3 days of flatulence data (inclusive of 1 weekend day). For more information check out the participant information sheet. You can download the “Chart Your Fart” app from the App Store on your iPhone or Google Play for Android. Follow the instructions and get ready to chart your farts! If this sounds like fun? Then REGISTER to be a member of our citizen science community and we will notify you when we launch more exciting science for you to be involved with or send us some of your own ideas at [email protected]. Otherwise, stay tuned to this website and we will update you. Source: https://research.csiro.au/cshw/projects/chart-your-fart/ oh shit.wav cow crap.wav What's happening hot stuff.wav what the hell r u doing.wav what is it that you do do.wav toilet flush.wav Fat Bottom Girls.wav Edited December 6, 2024 by samhexum just for the hell of it marylander1940 and + Charlie 1 1
Vin Marco Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 And here i thought it was going to be something about the box jellyfish 🪼 a cricket game, or Australian football 😂 mike carey 1
+ ApexNomad Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 When people think of me, I hope it’s not the farts they remember. marylander1940, samhexum and + Charlie 1 2
mike carey Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 I think @samhexum is suggesting that I'm an old fart. marylander1940, + Charlie, samhexum and 1 other 1 3
SirBillybob Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 Does farting Waltzing Matilda at Melbourne’s Beans Bar for free drinks count? + Charlie and marylander1940 2
mike carey Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 4 minutes ago, SirBillybob said: Does farting Waltzing Matilda at Melbourne’s Beans Bar for free drinks count? This time of year, farting Jingle Bells would probably be more appropriate. marylander1940, + Charlie, + robear and 1 other 1 3
SirBillybob Posted December 6, 2024 Posted December 6, 2024 (edited) 1 hour ago, mike carey said: This time of year, farting Jingle Bells would probably be more appropriate. Especially where I am currently, Zürich, where ‘sleigh ride’ is schlittenfahrt. 📣📢🧨🕯️🪭 Edited December 6, 2024 by SirBillybob marylander1940, + Charlie, + ApexNomad and 1 other 1 1 2
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