Jock_massages in Los Angeles -- This is a prank, right?

[LocallySocally]

This can't be real, can it?

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Take a look at the interview section, lol.  If it's a prank, it's amusing. Unless it's a scammer trying to use AI to lighten the workload.  Which if it is, it's still kind of funny how bad it is.

 

 

[Discreetguy2020]

Very nice. 

[maninsoma]

Some of it may just be a sign of narcissism, but clearly some of it is beyond reason so maybe it is just a joke ad.  Here's the first thing that jumped out at me as absurd:

"I was offered 30,000$ to spend a weekend with a wealthy person and there spouse and we had an adventure that spanned 9,000 miles 3 countries and I learned the value in traveling the world to learn other cultures ".  Hmmm.  For someone who's smarter than 99% of the population (according to him), it's odd he doesn't know the difference between their and there, put the $ in the wrong place, and wrote such a poorly constructed sentence.

Let's assume it's a three day weekend and that the travel was non-stop.  That would require traveling 125 miles per hour.  Okay, that pretty much rules out land travel.  Of course it's possible to fly 9,000 miles in a weekend, but it would require spending about 1/3 of the time on planes. 

His name is also misleading.  Nothing about the two photos he uses conveys "jock" to me.  Another funny part of his interview: He claims to eat 10,000 calories per day in 6 meals.  He would need to be training at an Olympic level to require that many calories in order to not be fat.  The photos, while not revealing, hint that he just has an average (not muscular, not skinny, not fat) build.  Where are those 10,000 calories going?

Edited April 18 by maninsoma

[edinbrooklyn]

Probably dropped on his head as a baby. Repeatedly.