DC

[jake1973]

Anywhere worth going in DC anymore? I know the nude places are long gone.

[TravelingLibra]

Nothing even close to a male strip joint in DC anymore. There has been talk of Z’s Secrets reopening, but nothing solid yet. 

[brettnyc]

DC  is a no go zone  unless you want your car windows smashed and to get assaulted at gun point.

 

[DavidShaw]

On 2/28/2024 at 4:09 PM, jake1973 said:

Anywhere worth going in DC anymore? I know the nude places are long gone.

DC is a dry zone. No massage therapists, no strip clubs, it's a vacant lot for men.

[jake1973]

On 3/2/2024 at 1:14 PM, brettnyc said:

DC  is a no go zone  unless you want your car windows smashed and to get assaulted at gun point.

 

Just spent the week there, walked all over the place, never felt unsafe. Clearly some neighborhoods are better than others, but that's true anywhere.

[BALCONY]

DC was once a male strip paradise. It’s dizzying just to think about the great times I had there. 

[zzed]

Yes, many great times in DC. I go back as far as the Chesapeake House (I think it was called) with naked dancers on the bar... then of course La Cage and Secrets with lots of hot naked dancers. I miss those times.  

Edited May 14, 2024 by zzed

[Buff Daddy]

Hi guys. We doing nude male strippers once a month in Philadelphia.  I know it's not DC. But it's a lot closer then NY. I had two Gents come from DC for the April event. 

If anyone is interested on being put on the email list my email is

[email protected] 

 

[Tallmenlover]

On 3/7/2024 at 2:51 PM, DavidShaw said:

DC is a dry zone. No massage therapists, no strip clubs, it's a vacant lot for men.

Not entirely true. There are a ton of hot rentmasseurs in DC or visiting throughout the year. No strip clubs, but do they really still exist anywhere? Parties are much better.

[DavidShaw]

3 hours ago, Tallmenlover said:

Not entirely true. There are a ton of hot rentmasseurs in DC or visiting throughout the year. No strip clubs, but do they really still exist anywhere? Parties are much better.

That's true, there are many on the Rent a men sites. I just really enjoy the convenience of parlors. Grandee is my favorite in NYC and I take the train up there four times a year. Sometimes I spoil myself and do a circuit of the m4m parlors. I just wish DC had a m4m parlor.

[Wanderoz]

On 3/2/2024 at 1:14 PM, brettnyc said:

DC  is a no go zone  unless you want your car windows smashed and to get assaulted at gun point.

 

You need to get out more. Never had any of those experiences. 

[brettnyc]

23 minutes ago, Wanderoz said:

You need to get out more. Never had any of those experiences. 

educate yourself in reality 

[Wanderoz]

40 minutes ago, brettnyc said:

educate yourself in reality 

I live here in reality.

And really in reality never had any of that. 

[+ José Soplanucas]

I have parked my cars on DC streets for 20+ years. I had only one incident: a lost bullet went through the windshield when it was parked. 

Many people let an isolate incident contaminate their good judgement. I think it is a common talent for the unhappy and bitter. 

Edited November 26, 2024 by José Soplanucas

[brettnyc]

On 11/26/2024 at 11:34 AM, Wanderoz said:

I live here in reality.

And really in reality never had any of that. 

So your reality revolves around you - duly noted.

[Wanderoz]

On 11/28/2024 at 10:29 PM, brettnyc said:

So your reality revolves around you - duly noted.

And dozens of my friends & neighbors.  How many you are you & how many of those yous suffer from this victim complex?

[nate_sf]

Moderator’s Note: This thread is supposed to be about whether there are places to go in DC that are still worthwhile now that the nude places are gone. Please stay on topic, thanks! 

[nate_sf]

… and damn I miss Secrets! 😢

[+ José Soplanucas]

1 hour ago, nate_sf said:

… and damn I miss Secrets! 😢

I did not like Secrets, I do miss Rockhard DC! And of course, the legendary Wet, specially Tuesday Chocolate Night. Fucking yummy.

[harlow]

All nude strip clubs are pretty much gone but the provider availability ebbs and flows with congressional sessions…there’s a lot of availability when Congress is in session. That should tell you something 😉

[ericwinters]

Anywhere with a visit this upcoming weekend in DC?

[Ganymede255]

Once in a while, what's billed as a "Secrets Reunion" takes place at a location on Pennsylania Avenue SE.  I don't know whether there's a mailing list for this event.  A friend who's a friend of the old owner/manager tips me off.  

[Keenan]

Here are the details.  It's happening at Crush, a dance club/bar in DC.  That bar doesn't have an adult entertainment license so my guess is they might be able to get a license for one time use.  Not really sure how that will work.  Tickets went on sale on eventbrite.com and apparently are sold out now for March 15th.  

 

[Antsyamo]

Did anyone else go last night? We only stuck around from about 10-11, so I’m not sure if anything much changed after then. The layout of the bar isn’t super conducive to much of a great show, and it was jam packed. During the time we were there, the guys were basically just gogo dancers with a few in jock straps, but nothing beyond that. I’m guessing that didn’t change throughout the night? The drag show drew a big enough crowd downstairs that we couldn’t see anything when we peeked in, and we didn’t try to fight our way farther into the space. 

Edited March 16 by Antsyamo
Clarification added

[msclwrsper]

Anyone have info on how to get on this guest list. It seems like they plan these well in advance and as someone willing to travel for a good stripper bar, I’d love to return to DC for actual nude dancers. I cut my teeth at Secrets and Wet and miss them ever so much!