TEN Consecutive Overnights with Lance A. Lot

[robberbaron4u]

Inspired by CoolWave35's most recent postings, I have retained the one-time celebrity escort Lance A. Lot for a ten day road tour of "The King's Trail" commencing with Elvis' birthplace at Tupelo, Mississippi and ending at Las Vegas Nevada. Lance, who has been in retirement for some years, was a favorite of Hollywood's A List gay actors; Ramon Novarro, Vincent Price, Randolph Scott, Cesar Romero, Farley Granger, Tyrone Powers were numbered among his stellar clientele. Certainly, Lance has a few years on him, and, in my honesty, a few pounds, but he assures me that he can yet light a bonfire betweenst the sheets. I will keep you posted as to our progess and our frolic as we roll along the road. As they say, gentlemen, "Eat your hearts out" over this one. . .

[RamPoundAss]

Oh goody, I hope this thread has equal amounts of fiction as the other. 😅

[Todd Jenkins]

1 hour ago, RamPoundAss said:

Oh goody, I hope this thread has equal amounts of fiction as the other. 😅

Someone is jealous!

@RyanChambers corroborated the postings of @Coolwave35.

Since I was accused of using a gay slur before, I will say this: GAY MEN can be SOOO nasty!

[CuriousByNature]

One degree of separation from a star of the Silent Screen (Novarro) - cool.

[RamPoundAss]

3 hours ago, Todd Jenkins said:

Someone is jealous!

@RyanChambers corroborated the postings of @Coolwave35.

Since I was accused of using a gay slur before, I will say this: GAY MEN can be SOOO nasty!

Not at all. I don’t find him that attractive. And why wouldn’t he? You’d think he was the best escort in the entire world! Great publicity. 😁

[Xavitv]

And we all thought nothing could beat another “let’s talk about tipping” thread in the unnecessary threads category . 

[Luv2play]

On the other hand if this guy Lance A Lot has a good memory for details, just think of the stories he could tell.

[robberbaron4u]

6 hours ago, Todd Jenkins said:

Someone is jealous!

@RyanChambers corroborated the postings of @Coolwave35.

Since I was accused of using a gay slur before, I will say this: GAY MEN can be SOOO nasty!

Jealous?!? I think not. As by Oscar Wilde, " imitation is the sincerest form of flattery".

[robberbaron4u]

9 hours ago, RamPoundAss said:

Oh goody, I hope this thread has equal amounts of fiction as the other. 😅

As by Sgt Friday, "Just the facts, ma'am, just the facts."

[Harryinny]

11 hours ago, robberbaron4u said:

Inspired by CoolWave35's most recent postings, I have retained the one-time celebrity escort Lance A. Lot for a ten day road tour 

Is Lance the man in the photo? Thanks

[robberbaron4u]

6 hours ago, Xavitv said:

And we all thought nothing could beat another “let’s talk about tipping” thread in the unnecessary threads category . 

By Professor Higgins, "I think she's got it! By George, she's got it!" 

[+ Jamie21]

Inspired by these novellas I’m going to do a series ‘10 consecutive nights with My Right Hand’. Obviously there will be ups and downs, things might get sticky along the way but I think me and My Right Hand will be inseparable. 

I might even give My Right Hand a night off and get his friend, My Left Hand a try. And on the last night I’ll get them both working, I’m a big boy, I can handle them both. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, RyanChambers said:

@Coolwave35 

Higgins!!!

Hahahahaha what are the chances Chauncey! Lol 

[CuriousByNature]

6 hours ago, Jamie21 said:

Inspired by these novellas I’m going to do a series ‘10 consecutive nights with My Right Hand’. Obviously there will be ups and downs, things might get sticky along the way but I think me and My Right Hand will be inseparable. 

I might even give My Right Hand a night off and get his friend, My Left Hand a try. And on the last night I’ll get them both working, I’m a big boy, I can handle them both. 

And I should do one, "20,000 consecutive nights alone" - 🤣