Strange Methods of Payment?

[Bilbo]

I had been thinking that it would be best to wait til January any way as a lot of us have probably got the Christmas social whirl going just as quickly as we want to keep up with it all ready.

[btmstudnyc]

>That made me wonder. Escorts, what's been the most unusual

>method of payment that you've experienced?

 

Ok, There were more..here are a few.

 

1. Wireless Laptop (still working this off)

2. Gift Certificate to Barney's NY (regifted)

3. Coffee (manager traded 15 bags)

4. 15 DVDs

5. 2 Tickets to a Broadway show (actor was in)

6. 250 dollars worth of gifts at a local gift shop.

7. Plane ticket (Someone used their frequent flyers)

 

 

The reason I did this was so that people could somehow still afford me even though they didnt have the money. I have to pay for stuff anyways....I am waiting on a dentist to give me free dental work.

 

I know...sad but true.

 

JIM

 

If it dont fit, force it

btmstudnyc@aol.com

[+ Lucky]

So you meet the dentis and he gives you free work. You are still going to have to pay for the dentures unless you can snare the owner of that company as well.

My solution would be for you to pay off the dentures by advertising teeth-free blowjobs!

[btmstudnyc]

I was going to get implants so I can still BITE YOU IN THE ASS and make it hurt bitch.

 

Lucky...I miss you...by the way..did you know one of my pugs is named after you? HMM...you resembling a DOG? it is just a coincidence....me thinks.

 

 

I miss you Lucky....and you bartering in antique beads.

 

JIM

[+ Lucky]

...and I miss you on your knees begging me to fuck your mouth before I, well, hey, I can't remember what was next...

[btmstudnyc]

ah...that's hot....

 

JIM

[Juan Vancouver]

Got some rolled coins in your drawers?

[ErikMcAlister]

>Escorts, what's been the most unusual

>method of payment that you've experienced?

 

Casino Chips

Probably not all that unusual, but that's the only non-cash payment I've received.

[+ deej]

>Casino Chips

 

That's actually sorta cool, assuming you were in a casino hotel at the time. (Not particularly useful in a small town in Idaho!)

 

>Probably not all that unusual

 

Probably not, but it's sorta creative and definitely adds to the discretion plate. Swing by the cashier and the smiling (or not) cashier will hand over as many bills as it takes with no question whatsoever.

 

It's one of the things that's just perversely RIGHT about places like Vegas. Nobody ever asks where you got the money.

[ErikMcAlister]

It was here in New Orleans. The amusing part of the story is that upon receiving said chips I decided to take a side-trip out to Biloxi. Of course, had I actually thought about it, I'd have taken the chips to the casino from which they came!

 

PS: I love BlackJack & slot machines, but I suck (no pun intended) at other gambling.

[Prime Muscle]

I once accepted bottles of wine from a wine distributor as payment. We worked it out in advance. The retail value of the wine was twice my rate. Only problem is - I don't drink wine. I still have the bottles. I was told to wait 3-4 years before opening and to serve with a big thick steak. It could be colored water for all I know.