Responsible cock reporting...

[Guest Dash]

Has anyone heard of a client(s)holding the escort responsible for overstating their endowment by exiting the deal? Clearly, the deal had commenced.

 

I think the escorts who advertise 10" dicks and arrive with 6" are hustlers.

 

Now... once and for all, is there a 'standard' for measuring dick?

 

Input anyone?

[mmk]

I can agree with your statement Dash. If an escort adds four inches to their endowment on their webpage and it turns out tobe falso, it should be told about when that escort is reviewed. (Have you ever noticed that all Falcon models are advertised with at least an 8 inch endowment. Sometimes I wonder if they transpose centimeters into inches by mistake)

 

If the reviewer is giving an accurate review, then hopefully they will state this. Of course when it comes to thickness, that is another story entirely. What one condsiders to be "thick" might only be considered "average" by another. That category could tend to get a little subjective.

[+ Lucky]

Coincidentally, escorts who overestimate their penis length have also overestimated their fees by a proportionate amount!

[Guest msagget]

Can't wait for Rick Munroe's response to this one.

[Guest Dash]

...me too. }>

[+ deej]

>Can't wait for Rick Munroe's response to this one.

 

My first response to "is there a standard way to measure cock size" would have been "Rick Munroe's mouth".

 

I'm glad there's such agreement around here. :+

[mmk]

and exactly how many inches does Rick Munroe's mouth stretch? How many inches can go in it?

 

Hey Rick, we need answers!!!!

[+ deej]

>Hey Rick, we need answers!!!!

 

Or demos.

 

:9

[mmk]

maybe Derek is the one who would be better qualified to answer these questions

[Guest Merlin]

If he can measure it lenghwize to get 10", it is not dishonest. I think there is a recommended way to measure, but it is not generally known so the escort cannot be accused of lying if there is a way to measure it as 10". I am sure almost everyone claims the maximum possible measurment.

[Guest Derek Ross]

>maybe Derek is the one who would be better qualified to answer these questions

 

I have to admit he has amazed even me, and I thought I had seen everything. OK, right to the point: I've watched him smoothly swallow down 12". And it's always smooth. I don't know where he puts it, but he definitely has THE deep throat and as you are all aware, a big mouth. Btw, I'm looking for someone with 13" for his next challenge, if such a thing exisits.

 

I'm not a size queen. For me it's all about the beauty of the dick, not necessarly the size. Sometimes a nice bulge in jeans ends up being not-too-pretty when it's naked. But don't get me wrong; I'm definitely impressed by size.

[Rick Munroe]

>I've watched him

>smoothly swallow down 12".

 

That was gross. It was my birthday, and a friend found this porn-person (I hate to say "star") with a foot-long & sent him over. He showed up wearing bright teal spandex bicycle shorts. <blech> It looked like he had a dead snake in them. I was horrified but wanted to see if I could take it...which of course I could...with zero enjoyment. I kept it down for about a minute to show off, then told him I'd had enough. I later thanked my friend for the thought, but I felt like Ethel Mertz in the episode where Fred gives Lucy money to buy a gift from him for Ethel's birthday (he was going to give her a toaster but Lucy convinces him that women want glamorous gifts, not practical ones), and Lucy buys her these really ugly "hostess pants," which prompts Ethel to exclaim, "I wanted a toaster!"

 

Derek neglected to mention that this is not a "gift" but rather the result of rigorous training. Derek loves to be deep throated (his dick curves down so it's perfect for when you're kneeling in front of him) but when I was an inexperienced teenager, I couldn't do it. There's that infamous day that he pushed me all the way down on his cock and I threw up all over him. He actually said at the time that it was a really hot feeling (he said it felt like that was all his cum shooting out) but I decided that day (and so did he) that that was something I didn't want to ever go through again. It became my mission in life to be the world's best deep throater. Hey, it was better than no mission at all, right?

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

the SIZE of the hammer

 

I am still amused by the "no one ever threw me back because I was too small" line so I will trot it out again, but in all seriousness, will add the following thoughts:

 

1. In the early to mid 1990s, when I lived in San Francisco, I had sex with many of the Falcon models. I was, in almost every single case, bigger than everyone who was listed as 8 inches in their reviews/web site, etc.

 

2. I know escorts who are probably close to 9 - 9.5 who claim to be 10 (rounding up makes sense to them as a marketing point) and I know two escorts who are barely (but almost!) 10 inches who claim 11. But there is a world of a difference between a half inch or so and four inches. Again, I think this goes back to professionalism.

 

3. My personal preference was always for the guy on the bottom who could deep throat my cock with his mouth and then get slammed from any position in the ass and be as tight 30 minutes into the fuck as he was when I entered him.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: the SIZE of the hammer

 

>My personal preference was always for the guy on the

>bottom who could deep throat my cock with his mouth and then

>get slammed from any position in the ass and be as tight 30

>minutes into the fuck as he was when I entered him.

 

You just can't stop talking about me, can you, DiSantis? }>

[Guest Dash]

... ok, well nobody offered a solution... so, here's mine. First of all, dick is measured from the side. As for 'responsible reporting'... the next time I hire for the advertised 10" cock at $250 per... I'll confirm the contract at $25 per inch.

 

Would you guys go for it? (..they have retractable pocket rulers!) :7

[CT Dick]

>First of all, dick is measured from the side.

 

I've always thought that measuring the top was the least questionable. There is something solid to rest the end of the ruler against. From any other angle, where is the base?

 

Dick

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

Look Who's Talking

 

I might be using my tongue but words are the farthest things on my mind where you are concerned, Mr. Munroe. However, Mr. Ross' new avatar is of far more interest to my thought processes lately....

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Look Who's Talking

 

>Mr. Ross' new avatar is of far more interest to my thought

>processes lately....

 

I'd love to see you try to get in.