Death and one's responce to it.

[Guest quester]

Have any of the saintly escorts who contribute to this message board ever had one of their clients die while they were ministering to his needs? If this is such a rare occurrence, then perhaps you could imagine your response. The exercise would be a good test of your moral rectitude.(Escorts who demand that their clients bring a doctor's medical cerificate are exempt from this examination.)

 

For instance, would you notify the relevant authorities, or would you slip away unnoticed?

 

Would those amongst you with business acumen, be tempted to offer a service for necrophiliacs before the body deteriorates completely.

 

If the sad event were to take place in your own abode would you search through the clients effects and call his wife/relative to collect the body? Or would you call for an ambulance?

 

Would you take the full negotiated fee before the arrival of the paramedics, or would you charge upto the time of death? Maybe, considering the circumstances, you would give your time gratis. Or would you take everything he has - after all, he can't take it with him.

 

How would you leave the body? Would you dress it and put it into an acceptable position before rigamortis sets in? Or would you leave it, bottom uppermost, the anus distended, and the clients broad smile pressed into a pillow?

 

How would you explain this odd pose to the paramedics? Would you be honest or would invent a brilliant justification?

 

If one of the paramedics was very handsome, would you tell him that your client died with a few more hours on the clock and that it would be a shame to let them go to waste?

 

On the other hand, it might be interesting to hear from clients who have had escorts die whilst the escort was trying to fulfill the clients arduous requirements.

 

Alternatively, if you find these questions in poor taste, perhaps you could let us know if a client or yourself, has ever fallen asleep while you were at work? Or is this question an affront to your professionalism?

[Bilbo]

I once had a client forget to take his heart pills before we got together. Thankfully, he didn't die, but started having some real problems. Unfortunately, this was before I was trained as a healer and I paniced. He was quite stern, and probably quite right, that I had to leave. I probably would have been less help than hindrance. He survived, and opened a short lived restaurant. Too bad it died, the food was good.

 

If this is a puton, yes, it is in extremely bad taste due to timing. There is one escort who contributes quite a lot around here who has a favorite client who is slowly and nobly dieing. The scort was starting to freak for a while, but, I beleave, now has his own head under control.

 

Yes, I also had a client I fell asleep on. (Not counting overnighters, of course.) An old friend was getting a half price massage from me. He knew coming over that I wasn't as wide awake as I should have been, but his back was hurting. (My wierd schedule(s) often lead me to suffer from sleep deprivation, like a shitload of other Americans do, some without even realizing it.) Everything was going along fairly well, he was getting some quality out of the massage, when, during one move that had me stretched across his back while he was lieing on his stomach, my weight shifted just slightly as I fell asleep on top of him. I woke up so quickly that he thought that it had happened but wasn't sure and we finished the massage. LOL, but it's true! :+ So, if you want to come over for a massage and I tell you I'm not up to it right then, you had best believe me!

[Guest Ant415]

Is there some point you would like to share with us now?

 

I smell a hidden agenda.

[scott90746]

Dumb.. I mean DUMB question..

[+ Charlie]

I once had an escort fall asleep and start snoring while I was sucking his cock--a gratuitous insult to my technique. I quickly got dressed, then woke him as I was about to leave; he sheepishly accepted my refusal to pay him anything.

[Guest quester]

RE: Death and one's response to it.

 

>Is there some point you would like to share with us now?

>I smell a hidden agenda.

 

 

There was no hidden agenda in my question (sadly there was no point to it either). If you thought I was suggesting that all escorts are venal, immoral, creatures, then you are mistaken. On the contrary, the few I've met have been very friendly and more mentally well-balanced than myself (which, come to think of it, is not much of a complement, but you know what I mean).

 

However, since visiting this web site, I have discovered that there are many escots with a christ-like forgiveness of human frailty, and there are an equal number of escorts who have laudable, tenaciously held, well argued, high moral standards (I'm not suggesting that escorts, because of the nature of their occupation, are unworthy of these elevated belief systems - its just that lesser mortals like myself who already feel inadequate, feel even more so in such illustrious company).

 

I suppose my question was an attempt to gently tease these paragons of probity by posing a moral dilemma. The question was, admittedly, facetious and insensitive, but I meant no offence. I will endeavor to do better next time.

 

Warning: When I finish posting this message, I am going to tweak the alert hyperlink in the corner of your message box. I am brimming over with curiosity to find out what it does. If something bad happens, I apologize. I just hope my curiosity doesn't kill someone's cat, or cause nuclear armageddon to ensue.

[Bilbo]

RE: Death and one's response to it.

 

Once you said that, I couldn't resist tweaking your alert button. And your IP. For those of you who could resist temptation, the alert button is for when you think that someone's post should be brought to the attention of the moderators and HooBoy. The IP is there so that when you push it, it tells you that it's not going to give out that person's IP address (whatever that is) to just anybody and you're not on the list.

[+ deej]

RE: Death and one's response to it.

 

>Warning: When I finish posting this message, I am going to

>tweak the alert hyperlink in the corner of your message box.

>I am brimming over with curiosity to find out what it does.

>If something bad happens, I apologize. I just hope my

>curiosity doesn't kill someone's cat, or cause nuclear

>armageddon to ensue.

 

Very simple explanations all the way 'round.

 

ALERT sends an immediate e-mail (I notice you didn't do that) to all moderators and sysops containing whatever petty gripe you have and a link to the message you're griping about. We ignore about 90% of them because we've probably already seen the message and if action was required it has already been taken.

 

Does that help?

[CT Dick]

A friend of mine (Thankfully him and not me!!!) had an acquaintance / fuck buddy knock on his door late at night. He was invited in, obviously very fucked up. In the morning, my friend found himself sharing a bed with a corpse.

 

What a nightmare!

 

Dick

[Guest quester]

Please pass on my condolences to your friend; It must have been a very traumatic experience for him. At least your friend can be comforted by the fact that he acted as a good samaritan, and that the acquaintance died peacefully in the company of a true companion.

 

PS. Thank you to Bilbo and Deej for educating me. I am so glad no one's pussy was harmed.