Ryan Ripped in LA

[Simon Suraci]

I don’t care for the duck lips or fake eyes either, but what I want to report is that one of my regulars hired him recently and shared his experience with me.

My client said he was afraid to review the guy, so I will add this blurb here. Btw I don’t know this provider or have any negative feelings toward him personally, but I do feel protective of my clients and others like him.

He said Ryan was a total dud. Flopped his flaccid member around the client’s butt for a bit, then decided he was done well short of the hour and left. Didn’t do anything the client asked him to do. Charged $400+

Knowing how kind and easy to please my client is, I find this disappointing.

[Peter Eater]

7 hours ago, Simon Suraci said:

decided he was done well short of the hour and left. Didn’t do anything the client asked him to do. Charged $400+

Just one question: Why did your client pay the full freight? 

[Simon Suraci]

22 minutes ago, Peter Eater said:

Just one question: Why did your client pay the full freight? 

Yes.

[Peter Eater]

1 minute ago, Simon Suraci said:

Yes.

Er…Huh? (Not ‘did he,’ but ‘why did he’.)

[Simon Suraci]

4 hours ago, Peter Eater said:

Er…Huh? (Not ‘did he,’ but ‘why did he’.)

Sorry, read it too quickly and missed that. I didn’t ask if he paid up front. He pays me after our sessions, so I imagine the same here, but who knows, sometimes providers demand payment upfront. My client told me he was intimidated and didn’t want to cause trouble. He believes writing negative reviews brings him bad karma. He’s expressed similar attitudes about other hires before. I’m trying to help him better advocate for himself.

I suspect a lot of clients are the same way; they are unsatisfied, but in the moment feel like they don’t have the right to say anything. Maybe a provider is larger or more intimidating in demeanor relative to the client. My client is smaller, maybe 5’ nothing and an octogenarian. I see how he may feel vulnerable and fear rocking the boat.

Clients shouldn’t have to put up with this stuff. It gives the industry as a whole a bad name. While working guys should be doing better by their clients, at the same time clients have a responsibility to advocate for their own needs. Offering partial payment for a job left half done is one way to go about it, but a lot of times clients fear conflict or for their personal safety. It’s true in the reverse too, where it’s not worth a provider risking a physical altercation over being shorted or stiffed payment for a (completed) job. Both sides are hesitant to invite conflict. Some personalities are less assertive in general. 

[DMonDude]

1 hour ago, Simon Suraci said:

My client told me he was intimidated and didn’t want to cause trouble. He believes writing negative reviews brings him bad karma. He’s expressed similar attitudes about other hires before. I’m trying to help him better advocate for himself.

Poor guy... Yeah you definitely gotta help break him out of that. I definitely understand the rest. I've found myself intimidated by providers before just from the physicality difference and not want to cause conflict in their presence, but I'm ABSOLUTELY writing that negative review when i get home lol. Even if Karma on it's face of how it is supposed to work was real (sorry, not trying to start that debate without anyone lol). Leaving a negative review for someone that provided bad service to you is not something that would get you bad karma. The negative review is the bad karma that provider gets for giving poor service.

[Walt]

On 2/12/2025 at 2:56 PM, BuzzLiteQueer said:

On 11/3/2024 at 4:04 PM, Newtdad said:

He has them Kardashian lips.

Or, what is referred to in less refined circles, as duck lips!

Whatever one calls 'em, I am sure a plastic surgeon could reduce them so he looks normal.

[Virus44]

I’ve seen him twice.   I’m not sure how or why, but the lips are a bit exaggerated in the photos.   Did not seem unusual in person.