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[+ friendofsheila]

I've never seen a lifeguard, but probably there's been lots of them.
 

[BabyBoomer]

29 minutes ago, friendofsheila said:

I've never seen a lifeguard, but probably there's been lots of them.
 

Pleasure Beach from 1983. Michael Christopher & Johnny Dawes were both lifeguards.

~Boomer~

 

[Luv2play]

23 minutes ago, BabyBoomer said:

Pleasure Beach from 1983. Michael Christopher & Johnny Dawes were both lifeguards.

~Boomer~

 

The actors are probably in old folks homes by now. 

[KrisParr]

Have never seen:

Used car salesman (how about a test drive?)

Therapist (so tell me about your mother)

Pharmacist (maybe I need to be sure the Viagra works)

Dry cleaner (sir, can we take a closer look at that stain?)

Tax preparation (let’s talk about your charitable contributions)

Gentlemen, the list is endless.

[+ friendofsheila]

On 3/10/2022 at 5:28 PM, BabyBoomer said:

Pleasure Beach from 1983. Michael Christopher & Johnny Dawes were both lifeguards.

~Boomer~

 

Two lifeguards?  Did they have "lifeguard-on-lifeguard" intercourses?  That would be epic.

[+ friendofsheila]

I've never seen "poet".  And I probably never will.
 

[BabyBoomer]

18 minutes ago, friendofsheila said:

Two lifeguards?  Did they have "lifeguard-on-lifeguard" intercourses?  That would be epic.

Yes. In the final scene of the movie.

~Boomer~

[+ azdr0710]

On 3/10/2022 at 6:28 PM, BabyBoomer said:

Pleasure Beach from 1983. Michael Christopher & Johnny Dawes were both lifeguards.

~Boomer~

 

3 hours ago, friendofsheila said:

Two lifeguards?  Did they have "lifeguard-on-lifeguard" intercourses?  That would be epic.

 

2 hours ago, BabyBoomer said:

Yes. In the final scene of the movie.

~Boomer~

 

 

oh, our omniscient @BabyBoomer......

for those now wondering about the movie......

https://xhamster.com/videos/pleasure-beach-xhSgIJk

 

[+ friendofsheila]

On 3/12/2022 at 4:58 PM, BabyBoomer said:

In the final scene.

~Boomer~

Just like a Godzilla movie.

[+ friendofsheila]

I've never seen a hair stylist.  That's funny.

[+ friendofsheila]

I've also never seen an "aesthetician" or whatever they call them.  Funny because a butt waxing scene would be the perfect setup.

[+ friendofsheila]

This thread has been officially labeled: "hot".  

Do I get bonus time on the horsie now?

[+ friendofsheila]

Lots of bartenders.  Always working after closing.
 

[+ friendofsheila]

No professional/competetive bodybuilders.  That's a surprise.

Or maybe not.  I wonder if the really big bodybuilders can get close enough to each other to kiss, much less blow.

[+ friendofsheila]

On 3/16/2022 at 3:26 PM, friendofsheila said:

I've never seen a hair stylist.  That's funny.

or an interior decorator.

 

[+ friendofsheila]

More and more pornographers over time.

[+ friendofsheila]

Never seen "caveman."  

[+ friendofsheila]

No drag performers.  I've heard of a video where there was at least one, but only to get laughs, not to have sex.
 

[+ friendofsheila]

On 6/26/2021 at 5:55 PM, JoeMendoza said:

 

Priest...

I think there've been a lot of priests, but no rabbis.  
 

[+ friendofsheila]

Nobody selling swimsuits.  

There ought to be a porn that takes place at the old International Male stores.
 

[+ friendofsheila]

Any tax attorney's or accountants? 

[+ friendofsheila]

I've never seen a soccer dad.

[+ FreshFluff]

On 2/12/2022 at 5:17 PM, rvwnsd said:

I beg to differ.

Oh, wait - sorry, different kind of milkman. 😹

Here are some new ones that should enter the repertoire:

• Social media influencer
• Bitcoin investor 
• Day trader
• Broken phone screen repair guy
• Voice of connected home device that develops a human form and becomes sentient

Oh, this. A Genius Bar guy. 

“I’ll have to open one of your apps.:”

[+ friendofsheila]

Teachers appear in them, but they always teach sex ed.

[+ friendofsheila]

On 10/24/2022 at 3:33 PM, Red Velvet said:

fitness coach, masseur

yes, lots!