Alvaro at it again!!

[CalTec]

Some comedy for you all on this fine Wednesday ??

 

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I saw your ad at mintboys.com. My name is Álvaro Santiago, the service manager for Club Doublelist. We provide “Escort Services” to “men and women from high society”. The Ultra-rich. These are high-Profile wealthy clients who registered with Club Doublelist for us to provide them with escorts for Nightlife, Gala, luxury yacht charter trips/vacation, events on the water, Cocktail parties, destination cruises, and more.

 

 

 

Modus Operandi: We have a client who needs a male escort as a companion for a glittering JAMES BOND theme get together and private acquaintance for $4000. Client is Middle Aged; Race: White. The client will make payment to cover for your James Bond Theme Dress Code, beach wear, transportation e.g., flight, Uber or luxury cab to the location.

 

 

 

Date: April 25th.

 

Pay: $4000.

 

Deposit: $480

 

Party Theme: James Bond.

 

Party Outfit: Tuxedo / Suit by Prada

 

 

 

Your jobs

 

- Party with the clients.

 

- Enjoy a superb cuisine, seafood, tailored to you both specific tastes for dinner.

 

- Nightlife, wine and bars.

 

 

 

Signing up: To sign up for this experience, copy to fill your details below.

 

 

 

First and Last Name:

 

City:

 

Bank Name only:

 

Cell Number:

 

Shirt and Pant Size for the party dress code.

 

 

 

Mode of Payment: [To Receive 12% Deposit]

 

Have your bank mobile app called “Mobile Deposit on your smartphone, tablet or desktop computer to receive your 12% deposit.

 

 

 

Procedure: [Mobile Photo Check Deposit]

 

Due to its conveniences, the client will write a check of $1800 in your name and send the photo via your email. When you receive it, deposit it via your Bank Mobile App called “Mobile Deposit on your smartphone, tablet or desktop computer. This enables you to deposit the CHECK yourself, we do not need your bank Info, please NOTE.

 

 

 

When the funds clears in your account you'll take out your 12% deposit "($480)" and send $1,320 to the vacation planning booker to book your;

 

 

 

1. James Bond Theme Dress code, tuxedo / Suit by Prada

 

2. Decadently delicious meals

 

3. Luxury transportation with a chauffeur/Driver that will pick you up.

 

 

 

However, you may have reservations for this job but I'll indulge your Credence and entrustment by giving us a benefit of doubt. As the Service Manager of the Club, I have the mandate to upload my ID to gain your confidence that this job is real and safe 100% if this is necessary.

 

 

 

If you honor this appointment, you will receive your $4000 at the venue. I await your response.

 

Best regards,

 

Álvaro Santiago

Service Manager

Club Doublelist

[+ FrankR]

Some comedy for you all on this fine Wednesday ??

 

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I saw your ad at mintboys.com. My name is Álvaro Santiago, the service manager for Club Doublelist. We provide “Escort Services” to “men and women from high society”. The Ultra-rich. These are high-Profile wealthy clients who registered with Club Doublelist for us to provide them with escorts for Nightlife, Gala, luxury yacht charter trips/vacation, events on the water, Cocktail parties, destination cruises, and more.

 

 

 

Modus Operandi: We have a client who needs a male escort as a companion for a glittering JAMES BOND theme get together and private acquaintance for $4000. Client is Middle Aged; Race: White. The client will make payment to cover for your James Bond Theme Dress Code, beach wear, transportation e.g., flight, Uber or luxury cab to the location.

 

 

 

Date: April 25th.

 

Pay: $4000.

 

Deposit: $480

 

Party Theme: James Bond.

 

Party Outfit: Tuxedo / Suit by Prada

 

 

 

Your jobs

 

- Party with the clients.

 

- Enjoy a superb cuisine, seafood, tailored to you both specific tastes for dinner.

 

- Nightlife, wine and bars.

 

 

 

Signing up: To sign up for this experience, copy to fill your details below.

 

 

 

First and Last Name:

 

City:

 

Bank Name only:

 

Cell Number:

 

Shirt and Pant Size for the party dress code.

 

 

 

Mode of Payment: [To Receive 12% Deposit]

 

Have your bank mobile app called “Mobile Deposit on your smartphone, tablet or desktop computer to receive your 12% deposit.

 

 

 

Procedure: [Mobile Photo Check Deposit]

 

Due to its conveniences, the client will write a check of $1800 in your name and send the photo via your email. When you receive it, deposit it via your Bank Mobile App called “Mobile Deposit on your smartphone, tablet or desktop computer. This enables you to deposit the CHECK yourself, we do not need your bank Info, please NOTE.

 

 

 

When the funds clears in your account you'll take out your 12% deposit "($480)" and send $1,320 to the vacation planning booker to book your;

 

 

 

1. James Bond Theme Dress code, tuxedo / Suit by Prada

 

2. Decadently delicious meals

 

3. Luxury transportation with a chauffeur/Driver that will pick you up.

 

 

 

However, you may have reservations for this job but I'll indulge your Credence and entrustment by giving us a benefit of doubt. As the Service Manager of the Club, I have the mandate to upload my ID to gain your confidence that this job is real and safe 100% if this is necessary.

 

 

 

If you honor this appointment, you will receive your $4000 at the venue. I await your response.

 

Best regards,

 

Álvaro Santiago

Service Manager

Club Doublelist

Club Doublelist - worthy of a double take before you end up double booked!! There is a double-trouble and double jeopardy joke in there somewhere as well! ??

[CalTec]

?? love it!

[maninsoma]

One would have to be incredibly stupid and/or naive to fall for such an obvious scam.

[marylander1940]

Some comedy for you all on this fine Wednesday ??

 

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I saw your ad at mintboys.com. My name is Álvaro Santiago, the service manager for Club Doublelist. We provide “Escort Services” to “men and women from high society”. The Ultra-rich. These are high-Profile wealthy clients who registered with Club Doublelist for us to provide them with escorts for Nightlife, Gala, luxury yacht charter trips/vacation, events on the water, Cocktail parties, destination cruises, and more.

 

 

 

Modus Operandi: We have a client who needs a male escort as a companion for a glittering JAMES BOND theme get together and private acquaintance for $4000. Client is Middle Aged; Race: White. The client will make payment to cover for your James Bond Theme Dress Code, beach wear, transportation e.g., flight, Uber or luxury cab to the location.

 

 

 

Date: April 25th.

 

Pay: $4000.

 

Deposit: $480

 

Party Theme: James Bond.

 

Party Outfit: Tuxedo / Suit by Prada

 

 

 

Your jobs

 

- Party with the clients.

 

- Enjoy a superb cuisine, seafood, tailored to you both specific tastes for dinner.

 

- Nightlife, wine and bars.

 

 

 

Signing up: To sign up for this experience, copy to fill your details below.

 

 

 

First and Last Name:

 

City:

 

Bank Name only:

 

Cell Number:

 

Shirt and Pant Size for the party dress code.

 

 

 

Mode of Payment: [To Receive 12% Deposit]

 

Have your bank mobile app called “Mobile Deposit on your smartphone, tablet or desktop computer to receive your 12% deposit.

 

 

 

Procedure: [Mobile Photo Check Deposit]

 

Due to its conveniences, the client will write a check of $1800 in your name and send the photo via your email. When you receive it, deposit it via your Bank Mobile App called “Mobile Deposit on your smartphone, tablet or desktop computer. This enables you to deposit the CHECK yourself, we do not need your bank Info, please NOTE.

 

 

 

When the funds clears in your account you'll take out your 12% deposit "($480)" and send $1,320 to the vacation planning booker to book your;

 

 

 

1. James Bond Theme Dress code, tuxedo / Suit by Prada

 

2. Decadently delicious meals

 

3. Luxury transportation with a chauffeur/Driver that will pick you up.

 

 

 

However, you may have reservations for this job but I'll indulge your Credence and entrustment by giving us a benefit of doubt. As the Service Manager of the Club, I have the mandate to upload my ID to gain your confidence that this job is real and safe 100% if this is necessary.

 

 

 

If you honor this appointment, you will receive your $4000 at the venue. I await your response.

 

Best regards,

 

Álvaro Santiago

Service Manager

Club Doublelist

 

 

 

[jawjateck]

These do make fun reads.....

[Luv2play]

These do make fun reads.....

There doesn't seem to be any need for the escort to look like James Bond (and version would do) but just dress like one. An obvious tip-off to a scam.

[Luv2play]

These do make fun reads.....

There doesn't seem to be any need for the escort to look like James Bond (and version would do) but just dress like one. An obvious tip-off to a scam.

[+ azdr0710]

yes, really love reading these.......all the silly upscale shit: glittering James Bond theme, suit by Prada, superb cuisine, decadently delicious meals, luxury transportation....... and this silly phrase: I'll indulge your Credence and entrustment by giving us a benefit of doubt

[+ azdr0710]

yes, really love reading these.......all the silly upscale shit: glittering James Bond theme, suit by Prada, superb cuisine, decadently delicious meals, luxury transportation....... and this silly phrase: I'll indulge your Credence and entrustment by giving us a benefit of doubt

[KrisParr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3QTHm88O_k

 

This guy has posted some hilarious stuff over the years about scams.

[KrisParr]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3QTHm88O_k

 

This guy has posted some hilarious stuff over the years about scams.