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You Saw his version...

 

"What I did on my summer vacation today (hey, only 42 words left to go!) (make that 35) was to go off road at Rausch Creek in PA with Derek and his big bar-bouncer buddy. We almost got stuck in a ditch but we didn't get too muddy. It was exhilarating and a real adrenaline rush. Derek was in total control of his Jeep (he took the lead) and I controlled the iPod (who knew The Osmonds and Diana Ross could provide the perfect soundtrack to a day of manly pursuits?). Of course, all of the rough maneuvering in the heat had the hormones raging, so we ended the afternoon with some mutual release (OK, not so mutual...I blew 'em both, but that made me happy so I guess it was mutual after all). It sure beat sitting at my computer, answering emails and jacking off to amateur porn (but only slightly)."

 

But what he really did...

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/review.php?who=rick_monroe_2008

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big bar-bouncer buddy.

 

I like the alliteration here and came up with some alliterative alternatives:

 

muscular, misbehaving merrymaker mover, mench

pulchritudinous, pub peacekeeping, pal

solid, saloon safety securing, sidekick

great, groggery guarding, goodfriend

tree-like, tavern traffic-controlling, trustee

doubly developed, drunk discarder, dearie

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RICK MUNROE FOR PRESIDENT>

 

WHAT HAPPENS in the LINCOLN BEDROOM ...STAYS in the LINCOLN BEDROOM!!

 

 

 

 

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You KNOW that the SMITHSONIAN has a display off ALL THE FIRST LADIES Inauguration Gowns...I CAN NOT WAIT to see DEREK'S STUDDED LEATHER THONG hanging next to....

NANCY REAGAN's (Virginal) WHITE SATIN GALANOS GOWN

 

DEREK>>>>

 

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NANCY>>>>

 

http://newsdesk.si.edu/images_full/images/museums/nmah/objects/nmah_reagan.jpg

 

 

 

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PLUS this MIGHT be the FIRST TIME that the country will get FUCKED by a POLITICIAN and ENJOY IT...and ask for "MORE SIR!"

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