Rick Munroe's Vacation

[Guy Fawkes]

You Saw his version...

 

"What I did on my summer vacation today (hey, only 42 words left to go!) (make that 35) was to go off road at Rausch Creek in PA with Derek and his big bar-bouncer buddy. We almost got stuck in a ditch but we didn't get too muddy. It was exhilarating and a real adrenaline rush. Derek was in total control of his Jeep (he took the lead) and I controlled the iPod (who knew The Osmonds and Diana Ross could provide the perfect soundtrack to a day of manly pursuits?). Of course, all of the rough maneuvering in the heat had the hormones raging, so we ended the afternoon with some mutual release (OK, not so mutual...I blew 'em both, but that made me happy so I guess it was mutual after all). It sure beat sitting at my computer, answering emails and jacking off to amateur porn (but only slightly)."

 

But what he really did...

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/review.php?who=rick_monroe_2008

[Rick Munroe]

Derek is watching this video in total bewilderment. Gotta love a big, dumb musclehead.

[Guest ryan2552]

>

>But what he really did...

>

>http://www.daddysreviews.com/review.php?who=rick_monroe_2008

 

LOL

[Rick Munroe]

P.S. Derek just asked if the old lady really has my name tattooed on her ass. :+

[Okliehomo]

When I first logged on to the Forum, I saw the heading "RICK MUNROE'S VA" and I thought, for God's sake, that better not be vagina.

 

Happily, he's just on VAcation.

 

Happy trails to Rick and Derek!!!

 

Okie

[+ deej]

Now THAT is a candidate I could get behind!

[Rick Munroe]

>Now THAT is a candidate I could get behind!

 

LOL A better double entendre there never was (and btw, ouch...you're big and I'm tight).

[Rick Munroe]

>When I first logged on to the Forum, I saw the heading

>"RICK MUNROE'S VA" and I thought, for God's sake,

>that better not be vagina.

 

Well, you know, Derek does call me a cunt sometimes. :+

[+ purplekow]

>

big bar-bouncer buddy.

 

I like the alliteration here and came up with some alliterative alternatives:

 

muscular, misbehaving merrymaker mover, mench

pulchritudinous, pub peacekeeping, pal

solid, saloon safety securing, sidekick

great, groggery guarding, goodfriend

tree-like, tavern traffic-controlling, trustee

doubly developed, drunk discarder, dearie

[Rick Munroe]

How about: Hunky carding comrade?

[pegasian]

RICK MUNROE FOR PRESIDENT>

 

WHAT HAPPENS in the LINCOLN BEDROOM ...STAYS in the LINCOLN BEDROOM!!

 

 

 

 

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You KNOW that the SMITHSONIAN has a display off ALL THE FIRST LADIES Inauguration Gowns...I CAN NOT WAIT to see DEREK'S STUDDED LEATHER THONG hanging next to....

NANCY REAGAN's (Virginal) WHITE SATIN GALANOS GOWN

 

DEREK>>>>

 

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NANCY>>>>

 

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PLUS this MIGHT be the FIRST TIME that the country will get FUCKED by a POLITICIAN and ENJOY IT...and ask for "MORE SIR!"

[pegasian]

There was a candidate named RICK

 

He WAS our PRESIDENTIAL PICK

 

THE COUNTRY was FUCKED

 

BUT then we were LUCKED

 

HE did us LITERALLY with his PRICK

[pegasian]

COULD NOT you just PICTURE this....

SCULPTED BUBBLE BUTT on MOUNT RUSHMORE and WOULD NOT the other Presidents want to MOUNT IT!!!

 

 

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