Things Gays are Better at than Women

[+ MysticMenace]

hmm, let me think...

• douching
  
• recalling Real Housewives or RPDR tea
  
• munching a guy's pits
  
• finding another guy's prostate
  
• dirty talk
  

The gays don’t get squeamish or intimidated by a big, fat dick.

lol, I guess I need revisit how gay I am - big fat dicks can still intimidate me at times

 

Never, and I don’t think I want to. Give me a male tongue to rim me, or a male ass I could rim, anytime.

but say you are blindfolded with cheeks apart, could you really tell if a male or female is rimming you?

 

5.) Throwing shade

Yes, this! Though Phaedra Parks and Kenya Moore can dish some pretty good ones on the fly.

 

every single square millimeter of my workspace gets wet.

Oh, boy...you need someone to dry them up for ya ?

[Monarchy79]

hmm, let me think...

• douching
  

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I would respectfully disagree with douching, as women have been deep cleaning and irrigating their goodies decades before the gays realized that this is an option for them.

[Monarchy79]

 

Yes, this! Though Phaedra Parks and Kenya Moore can dish some pretty good ones on the fly.

 

 

 

 

Always remember..... behind every female reality TV star, that knows how to throw shade, is a sassy queen ( hairdresser, stylist, interior designer, or personal shopper) who taught her how... ??

[Monarchy79]

Guys/Gays can do top and bottom......

But so can women... with the right strap on...

[Monarchy79]

And men aren't...lol

Nope, because they don’t have to hide it.

[liubit]

Give me a male tongue to rim me, or a male ass I could rim, anytime.

 

but say you are blindfolded with cheeks apart, could you really tell if a male or female is rimming you?

Point taken. I could maybe tell if I feel a stubble, or even a hint of a stubble ??‍♂️

[+ MysticMenace]

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I would respectfully disagree with douching, as women have been deep cleaning and irrigating their goodies decades before the gays realized that this is an option for them.

 

oh right ?‍♂️. I was thinking anal douching since I don't have a vageen. would saying 'anal douching' change your mind?

[marylander1940]

Excellent point but there are straight guys into getting rimmed along with the bj who are understanding when they ask you for it and you tell them that they have to be very clean. They do it.

 

I always tell them to do the finger test. Ripe and right!

 

We need more “bidets” in this country.

 

Cleaning just once before the action is not enough and I’m telling this to both men and women!

[+ MysticMenace]

We need more “bidets” in this country.

 

This! And this helps folks from crazy shopping over TPs.

 

I would say, I prefer those toilets with the attached bidet like the ones at the Aria SkySuites - although if someone can invent a toilet that has a thorough anal douching mechanism (like plop it in the hole once and does like a combo mild/power wash + colonic), I'd definitely invest in that more so than investing on GameStop.

[orville]

Using high heels