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While picking up Boner at the vet after his recent neutering, I was reminded of a favorite limerick of mine. By the way, his official name at the vet is Boner the Bonehead

 

There was once a man named Bates

Who tried to fuck while on skates

He fell on his cutlass

And now he is nutless

And practically useless on dates.

 

Anyone else have a favorite groan inducing five line poem?

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

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To put a slightly different slant on this:

 

Has anyone been to Limerick, Ireland?

 

It is a small fishing village just north of Shannon.

 

I used to tune into a commercial broadcasting station there during trips across the Atlantic.

 

Best regards,

 

KMEM

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>To put a slightly different slant on this:

>

>Has anyone been to Limerick, Ireland?

>

>It is a small fishing village just north of Shannon.

>

>I used to tune into a commercial broadcasting station there

>during trips across the Atlantic.

>

>Best regards,

>

>KMEM

 

In a small fishing village just north of Shannon;

Lived a hot fisherman and Nat, his lifelong companion;

Each night, the fisherman would mount Nat's bod

Slap his ass with a fresh caught cod;

And Nat would fishtail and shoot like a cannon

 

Anyone have anything better, starting with KMEM's In a small fishing village just north of Shannon?

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The absolute BEST post in that thread wasn't a limerick, it was Taylor's comment about the Man from Nantucket limerick:

 

There was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

 

Taylor's comment: "Wouldn't that be called aural sex?" }( }(

 

GAWD, I miss Taylor!! :-(

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A wonderful bird is the pelican

His mouth holds more food than his belly can

He stuffs into his beak

Enough food for a week

I'll be damned if I know how the hell he can

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>An ODE to the BUM of SIR RICK

 

Wow, I'd gotten accustomed to seeing that ass pic as a tiny avatar. When it's that size, you can see a lot more detail; I guess I do have a hairy crack after all. :p

 

>and YES..YOU GUESSED..I have a VERY IRISH BACKGROUND.

 

So, are you the infamous "top of the morning"? }(

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