Limericks

[+ purplekow]

While picking up Boner at the vet after his recent neutering, I was reminded of a favorite limerick of mine. By the way, his official name at the vet is Boner the Bonehead

 

There was once a man named Bates

Who tried to fuck while on skates

He fell on his cutlass

And now he is nutless

And practically useless on dates.

 

Anyone else have a favorite groan inducing five line poem?

 

 

I have never seen a purplekow;

I never hope to see one;

I can tell you anyhow;

I'd rather see than be one

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror

[Damascene]

How about a new one:

 

There once was an escort named Matt

Whose pr said was all that

I hired for a night

The pr was right

Matts’s dick was well beyond fat

 

Damascene

[AdamSmith]

This may be the mother of all limerick threads here...

 

http://mc.daddysreviews.com/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=7&topic_id=48533&mesg_id=48533&listing_type=search

[+ purplekow]

There are a few nice ones there but disappointing in that the given length did not give the anticipated satisfaction. More posts, less laughs than anticipated.

[AdamSmith]

True. There was another thread slightly earlier than the one I dug up, which if memory serves was a little better. But afraid all my limericks, however weak, already went into those 2 threads.

[KMEM]

To put a slightly different slant on this:

 

Has anyone been to Limerick, Ireland?

 

It is a small fishing village just north of Shannon.

 

I used to tune into a commercial broadcasting station there during trips across the Atlantic.

 

Best regards,

 

KMEM

[+ purplekow]

>To put a slightly different slant on this:

>

>Has anyone been to Limerick, Ireland?

>

>It is a small fishing village just north of Shannon.

>

>I used to tune into a commercial broadcasting station there

>during trips across the Atlantic.

>

>Best regards,

>

>KMEM

 

In a small fishing village just north of Shannon;

Lived a hot fisherman and Nat, his lifelong companion;

Each night, the fisherman would mount Nat's bod

Slap his ass with a fresh caught cod;

And Nat would fishtail and shoot like a cannon

 

Anyone have anything better, starting with KMEM's In a small fishing village just north of Shannon?

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST:

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/images/derek_ross_nyc_051806.jpg

http://www.daddysreviews.com/images/rick_munroe_nyc_051806.jpg

 

 

 

 

 

Have you heard of DEREK and RICK?

 

The LEGEND'RY Pair of the PRICK

 

On Top or on Bottom

 

..Be HAPPY you GOT’em

 

And GLORIFY in how they do DICK

[Rick Munroe]

Son of a gun, you discovered another way to make us groan!

 

(btw, thanks...we've never starred in our very own limerick before)

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST AGAIN:

 

http://www.maleescortreview.com/images/escort/escort_106100760_8366_thumb.jpg

 

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/images/ace_vegas_032608.jpg

 

 

 

 

Have you heard of the escort called Ace?

 

He is known for his passionate pace

 

He’ll dress as a Rocker

 

A Solid Gold Cocker

 

And POUND YOU with his Powerful Base.

[pegasian]

>Son of a gun, you discovered another way to make us groan!

>

>

>(btw, thanks...we've never starred in our very own limerick

>before)

 

 

 

 

 

RICK - WHAT have you "starred in" before and can I GET the DVD?!?!?

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST PT. III:

 

 

Have you heard about the man named SANCHEZ?

 

His past is NOT what he sez

 

He was an “Excellent -Top”

 

Then his EGO went POP

 

And now he rants against Gay Boys and Lez.

 

 

 

 

http://www.world-o-crap.com/rodmajorsdick.jpg

 

 

 

ANYONE who has READ my THREADS ...

 

KNEW I HAD TO do A LIMERICK on MATT SANCHEZ/ROD MAJORS

[Guest Ace]

Wow!...

I'd like to accept this limerick on behalf of the academy..(lol)

 

 

All the best;

Ace

http://www.rentboy.com/ACEROCKSTARFANT

http://www.daddysreviews.com/review.php?who=ace_vegas

http://www.maleescortreview.com/index.php?file=escort_review_view&escort_id=106100760

http://www.rentboyreviews.com/escortOverview.htm?escortID=10043

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST PT 4:

 

http://www.male4escort.com/photos/monument.jpg

 

An ODE to the BUM of SIR RICK

 

His GLOBES are the PRIZE of THE PICK

 

They BUBBLE in GLORY

 

And just THINK of the STORIES

 

They’d TELL to get a RISE of YOUR PRICK

 

 

 

 

 

and YES..YOU GUESSED..I have a VERY IRISH BACKGROUND.

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST PT. 5 :

 

http://www.maleescortreview.com/images/escort/midium/escort_106110591_9154_orig.jpg

 

 

Have you heard about the escort named KESSLAR

 

IF you get him to bed just say, “YES SIR”

 

He’ll put his cock in a sleeve

 

You'll be pleasured by Steve

 

NEW LIMITS he'll find just to TEST YA

[Guest ncm2169]

The absolute BEST post in that thread wasn't a limerick, it was Taylor's comment about the Man from Nantucket limerick:

 

There was a man from Nantucket

Whose dick was so long he could suck it

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it

 

Taylor's comment: "Wouldn't that be called aural sex?" }( }(

 

GAWD, I miss Taylor!! :-(

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST #6:

 

http://www.daddysreviews.com/images/aaron_mark_vegas_011608.jpg

 

 

Have you heard of the famous AARON MARK?

 

In VEGAS he is “a Gay AMUSEMENT PARK”

 

With a DISNEY like PRIDE

 

He takes JOY in his RIDE

 

That’s WHY WORLDWIDE it’s Mark they do HARK

[pegasian]

CAN NOT RESIST # 7 :

 

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/digitalcontent/images/bed7apr2008.jpg

 

 

HE and TWO ESCORTS made THREE

 

A MENAGE is what he wanted to SEE

 

BUT it was SUCH a SHAME

 

They all WANTED the SAME

 

SO, BOTTOMS times THREE it would BE

[Guest tuesclavo]

A wonderful bird is the pelican

His mouth holds more food than his belly can

He stuffs into his beak

Enough food for a week

I'll be damned if I know how the hell he can

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST #8 :

 

 

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b391/courtneyab/sexy_guy.jpg

 

 

Did you hear about the escort called CHANG

 

He was known for the size of his WANG

 

It SHATTERED the MYTH

 

of ASIAN SIZE/WIDTH

 

and earned him a BLACK BELT in BANG

[imrthr]

The Fourth of July has come and gone

And only the thoughts they linger -

 

I put a firecracker in my hand -

 

BANG!

 

Have you seen my finger?

[pegasian]

COULD NOT RESIST (I LOST COUNT) :

 

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2210/1708353058_4765e9a8d5.jpg

 

 

Did you hear about the escort named LAMAR

 

His MEMBER was MUCH under PAR

 

Like PUNCHING a STENCIL

 

He’d STICK in his PENCIL

 

But NEEDLES don’t get very FAR

[Rick Munroe]

>RICK - WHAT have you "starred in" before and can I

>GET the DVD?!?!?

 

You mean, you haven't heard about my sitcom?

 

 

http://www.shaftesbury.ca/admin/properties/Kids/Life_With_Derek/Wordmark/lifeWithDerek.jpg

[pegasian]

>>RICK - WHAT have you "starred in" before and

>can I

>>GET the DVD?!?!?

>

>You mean, you haven't heard about my sitcom?

>

>

>http://www.shaftesbury.ca/admin/properties/Kids/Life_With_Derek/Wordmark/lifeWithDerek.jpg

 

 

are there any VERY OUT-takes?

Would LUV to see that XXX BLOOPER REEL!!!

[Rick Munroe]

>An ODE to the BUM of SIR RICK

 

Wow, I'd gotten accustomed to seeing that ass pic as a tiny avatar. When it's that size, you can see a lot more detail; I guess I do have a hairy crack after all.

 

>and YES..YOU GUESSED..I have a VERY IRISH BACKGROUND.

 

So, are you the infamous "top of the morning"? }(