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many previous comments in other threads under Luka, but TERRIBLE. Among the worst massage experiences I have ever had, though to be fair, it was about five years ago, so perhaps he's improved.

He's been advertising as 'Luca' on masseurfinder for quite some time. He must be expanding his ad exposure with a new ad on rentmasseur. These pictures are definitely worth giving him another look. He's a handsome guy and seemingly nicely packaged. Perhaps, he has upped his game? The description of his massage seems to cover all of the basic requirements.

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I saw Luka a few years ago. I think the consensus (which includes my own views) is: He is in his late 30s (perhaps 40 now?) and is remarkably handsome. He has a fantastic muscular body, hot AF bubble butt, a bit of beautiful body hair, and a big thick cock that he does not eagerly share; you can touch, but there’s no mutual touch. It is highly unlikely that he will get you off; he used to be an escort years ago and presumably had enough of sex for pay. He has a clean private conveniently located apartment in the West 50s. He has the warmth of an ice cube and cannot under any circumstances make friendly conversation, before, during or after the massage; the experience feels very transactional and some clients have stated on this forum that they felt like he was doing them a big favor simply by letting them in. However, his massages prove from the very start that he is very well trained; he gives an outstanding and thorough massage. Based on all those factors, I’m not sure I would ever repeat with him (especially because NYC has so many masseurs that take a greater interest than Luka in providing a positive user experience), but who knows? Maybe one day I’ll be in the mood for exactly what icy Luca does best.

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He was on the top of my list for a very long time. But every comment I have read about him points to being cold and aloof, and not much on the erotic side. Hence, I have not hired him. I have seen him recently in the gym, and on Grindr, and he is still looking very hot and in excellent shape. Alas, a fantasy is just that. No need to waste hard earned money on it. For now. ;)

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He has the warmth of an ice cube and cannot under any circumstances make friendly conversation, before, during or after the massage; the experience feels very transactional

So many paying guys fall prey to the photo fantasy. Luka knows the game. That's how guys like Luka stay in business. I'd bet he's closer to 50.

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I also saw him once, perhaps 6 years ago or so, and had the same experience. Very aloof and massage was unmemorable. One time, when I was with another masseur I had seen a few times, we were scrolling through the ads on Masseur Finder and talking about other guys we either knew or had seen. When we got to Luka’s ad, he said that he had run into him once at a bar, and when he tried to talk to him he exhibited the same cold personality as experienced by others here. So his aloofness apparently extends to other facets of his life and is not just reserved for his massage clients.

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I hired Luka twice, first as an escort and then as a masseur. That was probably 8 and 6 years ago roughly. I naively thought I would give him another chance as a masseur, thinking that maybe he had a bad day the first time we met or he had changed in those years. Worst experience I've ever had with a masseur and that includes guys who looked nothing like their photos, upsellers, and having massage time short changed. The fact that his body is as gorgeous as it is (his pics really were accurate) AND he is a pretty skilled masseur should give you some indication of just how awful his personality is. I left feeling worse about myself and it was a while before I got back on the horse so to speak. He looked like he was bothered to be touching me. Unless being humiliated or made to feel like garbage is your kink or a muscled body is all you're after, I would stay away.

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I am visiting NYC currently. Booked a massage with Luka yesterday and met him today.  As others have stated, he is beautiful physiquely every where.  I was a bit anxious for the appointment, but it turned out to be pretty good.  He was quiet during the process, but did ask me if I preferred him to be nude etc., he was pretty generous to share his body. When I left he smiled to say farewell. 

I know my experience is pretty rare in this forum, maybe he has adjusted a lot.

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4 hours ago, Trundelav said:

I am visiting NYC currently. Booked a massage with Luka yesterday and met him today.  As others have stated, he is beautiful physiquely every where.  I was a bit anxious for the appointment, but it turned out to be pretty good.  He was quiet during the process, but did ask me if I preferred him to be nude etc., he was pretty generous to share his body. When I left he smiled to say farewell. 

I know my experience is pretty rare in this forum, maybe he has adjusted a lot.

Congrats on a great experience. I'm just curious why you would hire him after reading bad review after bad review? I'm not being a dick - happy for your outcome! I'm just curious. 

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I forgot to state that this was just my single time experience, I did not intend to encourage everyone to try Luka.  If you think you can handle a person with an outliner personality, maybe give him a try, just don't forget he charges $ 160, and the massage might not be as sensual as you expect, but he did work hard to carry out a full one hour massage in my case.

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On 1/23/2021 at 3:13 PM, HK520 said:

many previous comments in other threads under Luka, but TERRIBLE. Among the worst massage experiences I have ever had, though to be fair, it was about five years ago, so perhaps he's improved.

NO, I booked a session with him when his name was Luka or Lukas back in December. What a ripoff! That was a rubdown with a very bad sensual, in his touch I could tell his lack of intention in (fine if he doesn’t do erotic since that was not previously discussed anyway) pleasing me or get me aroused. He is very handsome, hot chiseled chest and strong legs up close you can tell he is in his early 40s even if he pick older pictures when he still looked in his early 30s, just making that clear for those of you who are picky about that. Not a satisfying experience and yet funny enough this trained with 7+ years of experience masseurs are as bad as a rookie but charging premium and you can find an actual masseur working on a spa for a cheaper per hour rate and high satisfaction at the end!

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12 hours ago, mystery_man said:

Wow - this guy is very polarizing...  any more recent updates/experiences?  

I see he has a different RM profile now..

 

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I remember him. Hired him ones couple of years ago and never came back. It was lackluster rub down and he was distracted, cold and giving me the vibes that he was doing me a favor. Never felt it with anyone before and it was an awkward session. 

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Surpringly, even to myself, I hired Luka again twice since experiencing his icy demeanor several years ago and you know, it was an excellent massage and I was able to get him talking and we actually had a nice conversation. He’s clear about his limits (you can touch his big thick sexy cock) but he doesn’t allow oral and fucking is completely off the table (no pun intended). For $160 I got an outstanding DT massage and a thawed-out Luka. Honestly, it was good for me both times I returned. I just know that if I want “real sex” I hire an escort. Makes sense to me. Hope that helps. Maybe I’ll do the same thing with the infamous snowdrift Eli Blu and see if the same thing happens ha ha 

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45 minutes ago, Cliff said:

Surpringly, even to myself, I hired Luka again twice since experiencing his icy demeanor several years ago and you know, it was an excellent massage and I was able to get him talking and we actually had a nice conversation. He’s clear about his limits (you can touch his big thick sexy cock) but he doesn’t allow oral and fucking is completely off the table (no pun intended). For $160 I got an outstanding DT massage and a thawed-out Luka. Honestly, it was good for me both times I returned. I just know that if I want “real sex” I hire an escort. Makes sense to me. Hope that helps. Maybe I’ll do the same thing with the infamous snowdrift Eli Blu and see if the same thing happens ha ha 

Was there a HE? Or just the massage? 

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Interestingly enough, I got a massage from him back in April of this year and... really enjoyed it! I thought he was nice, polite and considerate. Massage was very nice, and his bubble butt is to die for.

But I never would have hired him had I read the reviews here first. Maybe he's changed, based on some other people's more recent reviews, or maybe I just got him on a good day... Will have to hire him again the next time I'm in NYC to find out.

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