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Fellas, I need to share with you a new product that Derek and I picked up at the Fort Troff booth at IML and it has changed our lives when on the road (although, we use it at home, too). No more dealing with clumsy douching bulbs or Fleet's. The StreemMaster is a shower hose douching system that easily and quickly attaches to any shower head, without the need for unscrewing or removing anything. It fits right over the shower head and man, it has made cleaning out really quick and easy. I HIGHLY recommend it. You buy it from Fort Troff (http://www.forttroff.com) but here is the company's own website with more info and a video demo: http://www.streemmaster.com/

 

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Here is the info from Fort Troff:

 

StreemMaster is a pig's DREAM come true. Now ANY shower is ready for douching in SECONDS in your home, in your fuck buddy's apartment, or any hotel.

 

This ingenious design simply clips on to the top of ANY wall-mounted shower head. Turn the water on and use the simple clamp to adjust the flow to your liking. It's that quick and easy. You NEVER have to mess with shower head plumbing again.

 

Quality engineered with a Silicone funnel bag, the StreemMaster will give you years of service no matter where your piggy travels take you!

 

The advantages of StreemMaster over any other douche system are clear:

 

Installs and removes in seconds on ANY shower head.

 

Unique design provides a SAFE continuous water flow, no matter what the shower pressure.

 

Easily adjust the flow up or down, to your liking.

 

Light weight, strong, and completely PORTABLE.

 

Comes complete with a 6 foot hose and sturdy plastic nozzle.

 

It is designed to be compatible with ANY standard nozzle.

 

There's also a longer attachment, a 19" colon hose for really super deep cleaning. Derek and I bought it, but we haven't had the nerve to try it out (plus, I don't think we'll need to, since it's mostly for guys who get fisted or play with long toys).

 

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Again, from Fort Troff's site:

 

For those who have already purchased the BASIC StreemMaster, here is a way to UPGRADE to flexible DEEP cleaning.

 

The secret is a soft, flexible 19 inch hose that you quickly and easily snake deep up your ass. The hose is made of India rubber, not latex. It has a SOLID capped which makes it easy to fish up the colon.

 

I believe that using a Colon hose is the quickest and most efficient way to clean deep. Now we all know that the traditional way of cleaning, which is to fill the colon up with water, hold it, expel, and REPEAT. Then you hafta wait for all of the water to come back out. We all know the drill.

 

Using a gravity-fed water supply on our colon hose is a VERY different experience. You squat, lube up the hose, and slowly, gently insert. You can gently work the colon hose up your ass, and will see that the cleaning effect is immediate. Your fingers may get messy, but this method is DIRECT and EFFICIENT. It takes practice, but I have buddies who can DEEP CLEAN, ready to take a fist, in 5 to 10 minutes. Best of all, when you remove the colon hose, most of the water comes OUT with it!

 

Understand that everybody's ass is different. The most important advice is to GO SLOW and learn what works best for you.

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>While not conveient for travel these days, this product was a

>fave of my ex. Can you imagine the fuss this gadget would

>cause going through security?

 

Yeah, that's the old-fashioned method that this great new product replaces. Notice in the link you posted it says: "This stainless steel shower bidet easily attaches to any shower. Remove the head and screw on the already assembled bidet." With the StreemMaster, there's no need to use a wrench to try to remove a hotel's shower head...within seconds, this thing is clipped on over the shower head, and you're good to go. Plus, the water pressure is not as strong as when you use the old-fashioned hose, so the water doesn't shoot so far up that you have..."accidents" later on. And it's all plastic and silicone, so it won't set off any alarms at the airport.

 

I wish I were getting a commission for this, but it's actually my pleasure to pass along the info in the interest of promoting good, clean fucking. :)

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I decided too order one. I do a deep cleaning once or twice a week for health reasons. my doctor suggested i do so after i had cancer that time. and i like the looks and ease of that one

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:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

 

A friend wrote to me before regarding a cheap, innovative way of cleansing your lower tract.

 

He attached the garden hose to the faucet and uses the different settings on the hose to cleanse himself in preparation for a date! And he says, after cleansing he uses preparation H to tighten his opening! :p

 

He says he has a penchant for red hoses.

 

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I guess Sears have some inexpensive ones.

Maybe after watering the plants and the lawn... the garden hose will do a double duty, irrigating the colon!:phttp://images.inmagine.com/img/photoaltozenshui/yaa010/yaa010000018.jpg

 

Now, I am sure customs will not ask you what the hose is for? :p

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...like the humor in the two preceding responses. After reading the thread in its entirety and going to both of the recommended websites, I wrote a query to the company that produces it and immediately received my answer. I'm definitely going to make this necessary purchase within a few weeks and give "bye bye" to my red headed bulb! :-)

 

Thanks, Rick!

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Another dandy new toy for the butt is reviewed in John Karr's porn film review of Michael Lukas' Farts. You get a movie review and a butt toy review all in one.

 

Why gay men want to spend $149 to put a ball in their butt escapes me, but the movie Farts could take scatology to new heights without putting on airs.

 

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Ya... it's always intersting when security opens my bags and finds dildos, caths, sounds, rope, harnesses, enema bag, rubbers, lube, porn vis, naked pix! LOL!

Leave it to the Fort Troff guys to add some wondeful tools of the trade to embellish on our work gear! Love those guys! Thanks Fort Troff and Derek for showing us this product!

Cleanliness is next to bodiliness~ ;P

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I tried three different options and for me the best way is:

 

 

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>He attached the garden hose to the faucet and uses the

>different settings on the hose to cleanse himself in

>preparation for a date! And he says, after cleansing he uses

>preparation H to tighten his opening! :p

 

Macho888,

I think your post was meant to be tongue in cheek.

Do never use Preparation H prior to bottoming. The condom will brust in no time.

 

Better safe than sorry !

 

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< Need to clean your hole?

 

Is there not a "couth" way to state this proposition?

 

It reminds me of the poster on CL who looked for "body fluids - not the white creamy ones from your cock, but the brown ones when you sit on my face."

 

EEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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