Blowout, today only. Quarantine-BlueBalls relief (so they say)

[Rod Hagen]

Have fun.

 

https://autoblow.com/

[+ Keith30309]

Wow... with optional vagina and anus sleeves. But no airplane power plug adapter.

They have an 800 number for customer support. i wonder if those people are working from home. I’m tempted to call it just to hear the menu options.

 

Press 1 if your device demands dinner first

Press 2 if your anus is too loose

Press 3 if you need to speak with an ED coach

[+ Pensant]

Entrepreneurship at its best!

[MikeBiDude]

Hmmmmmmmmm ??‍♂️ Looks interesting. Any satisfied customers here?

[marylander1940]

Entrepreneurship at its best!

 

Yes but nothing compares to the real thing...

 

In a couple of months hopefully we’ll be able to kiss again

[KeepItReal]

[MaybeMaybeNot]

The motor lasts 500+ hours. In normal times, that's like 3 years. Under quarantine, that's like two weeks.

[orville]

Been there, done that. The idea is fun but in less than 3 months gets old.

[+ Pensant]

At this juncture, I’m considering the purchase of a well-hung blond Real Doll.

https://www.realdoll.com/product/nick-3-0/

[Mo Mason]

At this juncture, I’m considering the purchase of a well-hung blond Real Doll.

https://www.realdoll.com/product/nick-3-0/

I like these things - some of them are downright sexy. But that would be so uncomfortable to explain when a relative popped over unannounced and saw it. Awkward!

[+ Keith30309]

This and other machines - like the dildo attached to the electric piston - look like a great novelty and seem fun in concept but I can’t help but remember some of those old industrial accident films and imagine my cock ripped out at the roots because of poor quality control in some Chinese factory.