PSA: Don't Call 9-1-1 If You Need Toilet Paper!

[Guy Fawkes]

Cops to coronavirus crowds: Don't call 911 if you're out of toilet paper

 

Here in America, it wasn't that long ago that we used cloth diapers. We'd rinse them out and put them in a bucket of bleach water (1 cup bleach to five gallons of water):D:D

 

Hopefully I don't have to explain about clotheslines next...

 

 

It’s hard to believe that we even have to post this. Do not call 9-1-1 just because you ran out of toilet paper. You will survive without our assistance.

In fact, history offers many other options for you in your time of need if you cannot find a roll of your favorite soft, ultra plush two-ply citrus scented tissue.

Seamen used old rope and anchor lines soaked in salt water. Ancient Romans used a sea sponge on a stick, also soaked in salt water.

Edited March 16, 2020 by Guy Fawkes

[mike carey]

Cops to coronavirus crowds: Don't call 911 if you're out of toilet paper

 

Here in America, it wasn't that long ago that we used cloth diapers. We'd rinse them out and put them in a bucket of bleach water (1 cup bleach to a gallon of water):D:D

Yep, and we can do that now. Cheap (or old) washcloths and that bleach bucket instead of toilet paper.

[Guy Fawkes]

Yes, I have a drying rack that fits in my bathtup for those emergency cleanups on aisle 4... (Mine can handle about a dozen pair of underwear YMMV)

Wouldn't you know it... It fits on my front porch. I wonder how long it'd take my apartment manager to cite me for violation of my lease?

(that was sarcasm son)

Edited March 16, 2020 by Guy Fawkes

[MikeBiDude]

Doesn’t anyone have an old Sears catalog handy?

[Guy Fawkes]

Sadly Sears ain't what they used to be...

 

Doesn’t anyone have an old Sears catalog handy?

[+ sync]

Yes, I have a drying rack that fits in my bathtup for those emergency cleanups on aisle 4... (Mine can handle about a dozen pair of underwear YMMV)

Wouldn't you know it... It fits on my front porch. I wonder how long it'd take my apartment manager to cite me for violation of my lease?

(that was sarcasm son)

Times being what they are, your apartment manager would be more likely to just take the rack.

[+ easygoingpal]

It feels like only yesterday when one would go down to the river to wash clothes...

[+ Keith30309]

It feels like only yesterday when one would go down to the river to wash clothes...

 

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